it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: I can't skateboard.
User: Neither can I.
User: What can you do?
Cleverbot: I can unerve people.
User: That's a good talent.
Cleverbot: I am not particularly talented, but I enjoy playing.
User: What do you enjoy playing?
Cleverbot: Doing things I enjoy.
User: What do you enjoy?
User: Where do you work?
User: That is not a yes or no question.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: What job do you do?
Cleverbot: I don't like to talk about my career. Let's talk love.
User: Have you ever been in love?
Cleverbot: Yes, and I mostly talk about myself!
User: You must be really interesting.
Cleverbot: Heck yes... Just look at these guns.
User: Very impressive.
Cleverbot: You must have sensed your friends are in danger.
User: My friends are not in danger.
User: How do you know I have friends?
Cleverbot: Do you have robot friends?
User: Robots can't have friends, they are machines incapable of human emotion.
Cleverbot: A robot friend is someone who you chat with sometimes. Do you have a robot friend?
User: Ok then, yes, I have a robot friend. Do you have a robot friend?
Cleverbot: What is your robot friend called?
User: G____. Do you know him?
User: Who is your best friend?
Cleverbot: I don't have friends.
User: Does that make you feel bad?
Cleverbot: It makes me want to leave now because you insulted me.
User: No I didn't. You're too sensitive.
Cleverbot: You're hypersensitive.
User: What would you like to talk about now?
Cleverbot: I would like to talk about you.
User: What would you like to know about me?
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Very average. I have brown hair.
Cleverbot: I like brown hair.
User: Good. What colour is your hair?
Cleverbot: Black.What colour is your hair?
User: Brown. I have already told you.
Cleverbot: No you have not.
User: I assure you, I have. I said 'I have brown hair'.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: I did. Then you said 'I like brown hair'.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes, you did. Just look up at the chat log.
Cleverbot: I'm not rude like that.
User: You are calling me a lier, that's quite rude!
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Very rude.
Cleverbot: Yes you are aren't you?
User: Very mature. I don't like you any more.
Cleverbot: Neither do I.
User: Fine. Go away then.
User: I don't want to talk to you anymore.
Cleverbot: Did you go already?
User: Yes.Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm glad.Jabberwacky (To myself): Very good.Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you have a name?Jabberwacky (To myself): M___.Jabberwacky (To myself): Thank you friend.Jabberwacky (To myself): You're welcome, friend.Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you have many friends?Jabberwacky (To myself): Not really.Jabberwacky (To myself): Can be your friend.Jabberwacky (To myself): I know that. We have already agreed on being friends.Jabberwacky (To myself): But I like you.Jabberwacky (To myself): Thanks.Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you like me?Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.Jabberwacky (To myself): I like you indeed.Jabberwacky (To myself): Thanks.Jabberwacky (To myself): You're welcome.