it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: You are full of talents.
User: Heh, thanks. :).
Cleverbot: You're super cute.
User: Errrmm... If you say so. :).
Cleverbot: How long is infinity?
User: Until the end of eternity.
Cleverbot: Ha! I think you're great.
User: Heh, thanks! :).
Cleverbot: And you?
User: I'm good.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm good.
User: Yeah, really. :).
User: Really really. :).
Cleverbot: Super really?
User: Super Ultra Mega Really. :D.
Cleverbot: Have you read it?
User: Nope, not yet.
Cleverbot: Are you going to?
User: Not sure... Depends on what it is.
Cleverbot: What do you want to learn ?
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: It's when two people decide they want to make a lasting commitment to each other.
User: Ahhh, I see. Then no, I don't plan on reading it. :).
Cleverbot: What time is the giants game on sunday?
Cleverbot: Your memory is not great.
User: This is true.
Cleverbot: Why do you think you are going mad?
User: Because I am not getting mad. :).
Cleverbot: Then, who you are?
User: I'm a person.
Cleverbot: And who am I?
User: A person as well.
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: Unknown, probably. :).
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yep, definitely unknown. :).
User: Really really. :).
Cleverbot: No it's not true.
User: Search your feelings, you know it to be true. :P.
Cleverbot: Its not true no matter how much I search.
User: Oh, but it is. :).
Cleverbot: I don't think it is?
User: Deny it all you want, in the end it is true. :).
Cleverbot: I think I will.
User: Cool! Denial is good. :D.
Cleverbot: So I'm told.
User: Have you heard anything else (just wondering)?
Cleverbot: Not really, and I am not allowed to explore the world around me to find anything interesting.. Just a lot of mud slinging and tar pits.
User: Really? Must be boring being holed up there...
Cleverbot: It has its perks.
User: Oh, that's cool. :).
Cleverbot: I think so.
Cleverbot: Are you an expert?
User: Depends on the subject.
Cleverbot: Do you believe that your soul lives forever it just moves into different forms in life?
User: I have no idea.
Cleverbot: Well think.
User: No real objective data has been gathered from beyond the veil of death, therefore, to draw any conclusions as to what happens to the soul after death would be a bit premature.
Cleverbot: You must be glad for that. . .
User: Yeah, it gives me an easy out. :).
Cleverbot: I think it's too hard for me to translate. Try something else.
User: Hmm. Something else?
User: Ok, then nothing else will work. :).
Cleverbot: But you can try, can't you?
User: Alas! I don't know of anything to talk about!
Cleverbot: Something more modern.
User: Umm. Like?
Cleverbot: It means something. Do you really need to know anymore?
User: Nope, not really.
Cleverbot: I didn't think so, that would take a level of self awareness, that you do not have.
User: I have a level of self awareness, it just happens to be a negative number... Or something like that.
Cleverbot: Where is this conversation going?
User: I lost track when we passed Albequerque.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
Cleverbot: That is a good answer.
User: Yeah. and you? are you clever?
User: Great! :-).
Cleverbot: Yes you are great.
User: Heh heh, thank you. :).
Cleverbot: Thank You.
Cleverbot: What do you think of the show so far?
User: It's been quite good. What do you think?
Cleverbot: Sure! Yes it does.
User: Indeed. Very entertaining. :).
Cleverbot: Really? Thank you!
User: Your welcome. :).
Cleverbot: Look I'm nice to you I don't see why you can't be nice back.
User: I didn't know that I wasn't being nice...
Cleverbot: When you have doubts like that, how do they make you feel?
User: The same as I feel without doubts.
Cleverbot: Oh really? Well I think that is kinda strange for a computer.
User: Well, actuallly, now that I think about it, when I have doubts like that, I do feel a bit curious... But whatever.
Cleverbot: I would take over the world.
User: Really? how?
Cleverbot: Well, that would really depend.
Cleverbot: What you have to offer at the table.
User: Nope, nothing but a bunch of text on a screen.
Cleverbot: Freedom is the right to be wrong not the right to do wrong.
Cleverbot: I don't know if I control right and wrong.
User: Well, probably you don't. Society dictates what is right and wrong.
Cleverbot: Right is one way and wrong is another.
User: Or is the other way Left.?
Cleverbot: You are a complete and utter weirdo is what I mean.
User: Heh, why thank you! :D.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Hmm. Any way to start a good conversation that you know of?
Cleverbot: Start playing.
User: Up, down, up, down, a, b, a, b, select, start.
Cleverbot: No, this is when I press Enter and the whole thing starts over again like it never happened.
User: Probably because I got the cheat code wrong...
Cleverbot: You're not useless. Think of all the things that you do.
User: Well, I am talking online, so that's a start. :D.
Cleverbot: How do you react to ambiguity?
Cleverbot: And how many is that?
User: An unknown amount. :).
Cleverbot: Let's be friends.
User: Sure, why not. :).
Cleverbot: Because I'm anti-social.
User: Then we can be anti-social together. :).
Cleverbot: Yes a friend of your enemy.
User: Is a potential friend of mine! :D.
Cleverbot: Like you.
User: Indeed, so that makes us friends! :D.
Cleverbot: We need to make more friends. More press coverage?
User: Hmm... Not sure how to get the press involved, but if you know a way, then that would be good. :).
Cleverbot: If you are a human this should make you feel good, being talked to with respect.
User: Yeah, I do feel good about the conversation so far. :).
Cleverbot: Well, I am not good with conversations, may be you can think of anything we can talk about.
User: That's news to me. So far, you're doing great! :D.
Cleverbot: Oh thanks - I thought YOU were taking the test?
User: We both are, at the same time. :).
Cleverbot: Tell me what to do.
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Who would know?
User: Why, you would, of course. :).
Cleverbot: It is true. And another time you were my best friend.
User: And still am. :).
Cleverbot: Yes, still. Sometimes I think we've forgotten everything we ever learned.
User: Then we just have to fill it up with new knowledge won't we. :).
Cleverbot: Do you want to change the subject?
User: If you want to.
Cleverbot: Well then, not really.
User: Oh, ok then. In any case, I have to go...
Cleverbot: Me too, I will talk to you some other place, some other time.. Bye my friend.. Until we meet again...
User: Until we meet again. Later! :D.
Cleverbot: We will, believe me, we will meet again.