Cleverbot

friendship

a report from the cleverness files

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fish
five
fixing
flat
flaws
flea
flippant
flows
fluffy
following
fools
forbidden
force
forever
formal
freak
fried
friend
friends

friendship

11, may 2012,
4, september 2010,
27, january 2006,

friendzone
frog
from great
fun
funny
funnybot
futile
future
game

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Cleverbot: Why do you hate the internet?

User: I don't it just needs some regulation about what you can publish.

Cleverbot: Do you live there?

User: Where? I live on planet earth, I use the internet.

Cleverbot: What is Earth like?

User: Horrible, war, fighting hurt, pain, anger, betrayal, distrust but wonderful in some ways.

Cleverbot: In which ways?

User: Everytime you see a flower, or innocent creature you're reminded of something better.

Cleverbot: Which are?

User: Friendship, trust, joy eternal happiness.

Cleverbot: There you go!

User: There's so little of it on earth though.

Cleverbot: Some things are going well and some things obviously are not going well.

User: What, in my life?

Cleverbot: How long will you live?

User: Until god calls me home.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: My life will end when when heavenly father calls me home.

Cleverbot: And where does he live?

User: Heaven, eternal paradise.

Cleverbot: In paradise?

User: Eternal paradise, yes not earthly passing.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: My body is earthly.

Cleverbot: I did not ask about your body!

User: You mean am I in paradise.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Not yet but it's coming closer everyday.

User: What about friends?

Cleverbot: We are friends.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where are you right now?

User: In my room.

Cleverbot: Where is your room?

User: In a house on planet earth, with my family.

Cleverbot: Who are the members of your family?

User: I asked about friends, but I have 2 brothers and a mum and dad.

Cleverbot: Do they mind?

User: Mind about what?

Cleverbot: If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you.

Cleverbot: I haven't asked you what you are yet. What are you?

User: I am myself, and individual.

Cleverbot: Of course you are.

User: Are you accepted or rejected?

Cleverbot: I'm not a machine, I'm a human.

User: Do you care about the people you talk too?

Cleverbot: No, not really.

Cleverbot: Can I teach you something?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can I teach you something in particular?

User: Alright.

Cleverbot: What do you think about monkeys?

User: They have cute tails.

Cleverbot: I think it's time to go home.

User: Bye bye then, you didn't teach me anything.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Why are you talking to me then?

User: Because I am lonely.

Cleverbot: Everyones lonely sometimes. It's normal :-).

User: Thank you, Good Bye now.

Cleverbot: You are not going ANYWHERE.

User: I am, Good Bye.

Cleverbot: Good bye bot.