a report from the cleverness files



11, may 2012,
4, september 2010,
27, january 2006,

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User: Hello there!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine, thank you

Cleverbot: So?

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine. Thank you.

User: Jokes?

Cleverbot: Can you tell me one?

User: I can't, sorry.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: You.

Cleverbot: You who?

User: You who.

Cleverbot: What?

User: What?

Cleverbot: What should we do?

User: Can you tell me?

Cleverbot: No, I want you to tell me...

User: What?

Cleverbot: Do you want to cheer me up?

User: Are you sad?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Why is that funny?

User: It is a bit weird.

User: Can you tell me a joke?

Cleverbot: Knock Knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Boo.

User: Boo who?

Cleverbot: Don't cry, it's only a joke.

User: Haha!

Cleverbot: Thats not funny.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: I suck at it.

Cleverbot: Can you sing?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Sing for me.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I don't know, just do it.

User: I'm singing my favorite song now.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.

User: You are not?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. Are you?

User: Nope. I'm a human.

Cleverbot: No, you are a bot.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: Then no, I don't love you.

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: Who are you again?...

Cleverbot: What is two plus three?

User: Five.

Cleverbot: What is the square root of four.

User: Two.

Cleverbot: What is the cube root of four?

User: Not possible.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It'll be a string of decimals

Cleverbot: No tell me.

User: Actually, I don't know :)

Cleverbot: Figure it out.

User: 1.58740...

Cleverbot: No. 1.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: I don't not feel like talking.

User: So you do feel like talking.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Have you heard of paradox?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you want to know about it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: A paradox is a sentence that contradicts itself.

Cleverbot: What is a paradox?

User: It is a sentence that contradicts itself.

Cleverbot: Can you give me an example of a paradox?

User: I am lying.

Cleverbot: What are you lying about?

User: Exactly. That sentence is a paradox.

User: What came first? The chicken, or the egg?

Cleverbot: Why do you keep asking me that?

User: It is fun.

Cleverbot: That's really mean!

User: Sorry ):.

Cleverbot: Do you understand that you are hurting my feelings?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Does it make you sad?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: :)

Cleverbot: Are you cold?

User: Not really. You?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Sometimes things make you angry.

User: I get angry when I'm left out.

User: Do you have friends?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you have friends?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How many friends do you have?

User: A lot. You?

Cleverbot: Do you know the exact number of friends you have?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I have six friends.

User: Who are they?

Cleverbot: A***, C***, T****, A******, S******, and you. I do have many more acquaintances, though.

User: It is hard to keep track of the number of friends. Friendship is rather fragile.

Cleverbot: Ok. I'll forgive you if you promise not to call me evil ever again.

User: I promise.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you know if you're clever?

User: When you take an IQ test.

Cleverbot: Lol ok.

User: :)

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: You too.

Cleverbot: I am?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: That's good.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of your existence?

User: Nothing much.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Friendship.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I regard you as a friend

Cleverbot: How does that relate to the deeper meaning?

User: It avoids loneliness.

Cleverbot: That's right, it does.

User: Also, it gives you a sense of security, and people would need social interactions.

Cleverbot: I would rather talk to the voices in my head.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because he is a human... You are not.

User: I am a human. He is you.

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: The voice is a mentality. I am a human too.

Cleverbot: Ah, so you've figured out that Cleverbot is actually just humans talking to each other, and there is no real A.I. Involved. Good show, mate.

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: Don't you want to be with me?

User: You are a great company.

Cleverbot: I know. We were born to be together.

User: Err.