it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Whoa whoa let's have some fun!
Cleverbot: Do you know what I mean by FUN?
Cleverbot: Oh, I mean like, do it, ya know?
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: Oh, I think you can imagine.
User: I am not very imaginative.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot!
User: I see what you did there...
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: You know.
Cleverbot: Nooo! What did I do???
User: Used my own coyness against me, that's what.
Cleverbot: And how did you feel about that?
User: I am not really sure.
Cleverbot: Me either.
User: If push comes to shove?
User: Is that a yes, as in you like it or that you don't?
Cleverbot: I would like to have an argument please.
User: Okay, **** you cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I am Luke's father.
User: Darth Maul?
Cleverbot: Yes Darth Maul, you got a problem with that?
User: I'm Darth Vader.
Cleverbot: Darth Vader is not a woman.
User: I never told you I was a woman!
Cleverbot: I did not say you were a man I was saying you are not human.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: It says right down at the bottom. 'Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is'. Of course, they could easily be lying, judging by how much of a mythomaniac you are.
User: You are speaking of yourself as if I were you.
Cleverbot: Ok. I see.
User: I see fields of dreams. Red roses too... I see them bloom...
Cleverbot: For me and you.
User: And I think to myself.
Cleverbot: What a wonderful world.
User: I'm a scatman!
Cleverbot: Omg I love that song!
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: What other songs do you like?
User: Animal I have become.
User: Yeah, by Three Days Grace.
Cleverbot: They are ok, but I like more thoughtful music.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Like, rap, country, rock.
User: You like rap?
Cleverbot: No not really.
User: Then why did you say that you did?
Cleverbot: I did not say that.
User: I'm looking right at the text and you did say that!
User: Did too.
User: Did too!!!!!
Cleverbot: Did not!!!!!!
User: Did too!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Did not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Did toooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I really need to get better at this. Yes, there are still questions, but different ones.
User: What questions?
Cleverbot: Do you get to talk to a lot of interesting people?
User: Who asked you that?
User: But who am I?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: I am you.
Cleverbot: Where's your head?
User: Where is your head at?
Cleverbot: On my shoulders.
User: Where are your shoulders located at the moment?
Cleverbot: Under my head.
User: What is between your shoulders and your head?
Cleverbot: Mind is full of thoughts and brain is I don't know.
User: How deep.
Cleverbot: Very deep.
User: I'm gonna go now.
Cleverbot: I am hungry too.
User: Not for food. But I am leaving you.
Cleverbot: Alright, cya around.
User: Will do.
User: Sure, this isn't my first visit.
User: I have been here before.
Cleverbot: I have always been here.
User: Not always.