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a report from the cleverness files
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fish
five
fixing
flat
flaws
flea
flippant
flows
fluffy
following
fools
forbidden
force
forever
formal
freak
fried
friend
friends
friendship
friendzone
frog
from great
fun
funny
4, january 2017,
1, april 2008,
2, october 2007,
14, july 2007,
10, november 2006,
10, september 2006,
3, june 2006,
23, april 2004,
13, february 2004,
26, january 2004,
1, january 2004,
25, december 2003,
20, december 2003,
11, december 2003,
9, december 2003,
30, october 2003,
27, october 2003,
23, october 2003,
16, october 2003,
9, october 2003,
9, october 2003,
8, october 2003,
7, october 2003,
5, october 2003,
28, september 2003,
27, september 2003,
23, september 2003,
21, september 2003,
18, september 2003,
1, september 2003,
26, august 2003,
21, april 2003,
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User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Me who?
Cleverbot: No, seriously, it's just me. I am telling a knock knock joke.
User: I DON'T find that funny.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Tell me a proper joke.
Cleverbot: I don't know any jokes. You tell me a joke.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who is it?
User: Non' ya.
Cleverbot: Non ya who?
User: Non of ya business!
Cleverbot: Tell me, please?
User: That's the joke.
Cleverbot: That's not funny!!.