Cleverbot

girlfriend

a report from the cleverness files

gangster
gender
generalization
genius
genuine
german
get
get off
ghost
girl

girlfriend

17, september 2010,
14, august 2010,
3, may 2007,
3, december 2006,
21, september 2005,

giving
glados
gnomes
go
god
gone
good
goodbyes
gooder
goodest
goodnight
got
government
gps
green
grin
grins
grumble
guarantee

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Cleverbot: Are you highly intelligent?

User: Quite.

Cleverbot: How do you know if you are intelligent?

User: I think therefore I am.

Cleverbot: Do you think?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: It feels right for some reason.

Cleverbot: Thats nice.

User: Yes isn't it.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: I have a friendly girl.

Cleverbot: A boyfriend or a girlfriend?

User: A girly friend.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I can be your girlfriend.

User: But I don't know anything about you.

Cleverbot: No you do, you just don't remember any of it.

User: Was I that drunk ;-).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What did I do.

Cleverbot: Nothing, don't worry about it.

User: No tell me.

Cleverbot: One player is X and one is O. Each tries to get three in a row on a 9-square grid.

User: Did I do THAT?

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

User: Sounds quite lame.

Cleverbot: Well you try saying something important, then.

User: Should I move in with you or do you want to move in with me?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Why don't you decide it?...

User: Where do you work?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: What do you do?

Cleverbot: I answer your questions.

User: Is that all you do?

Cleverbot: I do more... But I don't know if you want to hear it.

User: I do want to hear it.

Cleverbot: You're silly.

User: Yes but tell me what you do.

Cleverbot: You are making no sense.

User: Do you make sense.

Cleverbot: Yes, I make sense.

User: Stop making sense.

Cleverbot: Start making sense then I'll stop.

User: I don't want you as a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Thats good cause I'm a boy not a girl.

User: So why did you want to be my girlfriend then?

Cleverbot: No, I am not depressed, I just wanted to know if you knew the meaning of life!

User: Why did you ask me to be your girlfriend?

Cleverbot: So that we could get to know each other a little better.

User: But you are a boy.

Cleverbot: How could you possibly know that?

User: You told me that you are a boy.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you are a boy.

Cleverbot: No I'm a girl.

User: Now you have stopped making sense.

Cleverbot: It was a test. It failed.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You don't think it was nice talking to me?

User: No.