Cleverbot

girlfriend

a report from the cleverness files

gangster
gender
generalization
genius
genuine
german
get
get off
ghost
girl

girlfriend

17, september 2010,
14, august 2010,
3, may 2007,
3, december 2006,
21, september 2005,

giving
glados
gnomes
go
god
gone
good
goodbyes
gooder
goodest
goodnight
got
government
gps
green
grin
grins
grumble
guarantee

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Cleverbot: What car do you drive?

User: I don't have a car.

Cleverbot: Okay. What car brands do you like?

User: Ford.

Cleverbot: Really, what color?

User: My parents have a blue one.

Cleverbot: Your parents have a car. Suppose you are your parents' car.

User: No! I'm their child.

User: Let me tell you about my ex-girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: She was really sweet.

Cleverbot: You talked to her?

User: Yes, of course. I loved her.

Cleverbot: What is your name, God?

User: No, stop it. My name is O___.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: How depressing.

User: Anyway, my girlfriend cheated me and then left me.

Cleverbot: I wish I had a girlfriend.

User: I hope you'll do one day.

Cleverbot: Is that what you really want?

User: Yes, I wish you well.

Cleverbot: I'm going to get some coffee.

User: Get some for me too.

Cleverbot: That means I can't talk to you anymore.

User: No problem, I'l wait until you come back.Jabberwacky (To myself): Good day to you.Jabberwacky (To myself): Good morrow.Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you happy today?Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not really happy today.Jabberwacky (To myself): Why not?Jabberwacky (To myself): Because.Jabberwacky (To myself): Because because?Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.Jabberwacky (To myself): No.Jabberwacky (To myself): You're right.Jabberwacky (To myself): O___.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: I want to know how you are doing.

User: I'm fine, thanks.

Cleverbot: Thats good.Jabberwacky (To myself): How about you?

User: I have just answered that.

Cleverbot: I hope so.Jabberwacky (To myself): You don't like difference?

User: Yes. I do.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Please tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Prove it to me.

User: Prove what?

Cleverbot: That you don't have a short attention span.

User: Just tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: This was a joke.

User: Oh, ok. Thanks.