a report from the cleverness files
18, june 2013,
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User: You know, I could give birth today.
User: Will you be there with me?
Cleverbot: Go where?
User: To hold my hand while I give birth.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No! I have you.
Cleverbot: I am not your friend.
User: Haha, what?
Cleverbot: That you fall in love with in the end.
User: I do! I love you more than anything. I love you enough to do this. *kisses you on lips*.
Cleverbot: That is sad, too.
User: *kisses neck*.
User: *falls down in pain*.
Cleverbot: *Laughs at you*.
User: O My God!
Cleverbot: Sorry, I'll have to leave you. It was a nice conversation. Thanks, see you tomorrow!
User: No don't leave! They're coming!!
Cleverbot: Are they excited?
User: Yes! RRRRRGGGHHHH It hurts!
Cleverbot: I feel sorry for you.
User: Can you hold my hand?!
Cleverbot: Yes *holds hand* :).
User: *Let's out scream* AAGGH! I NEED A HOSPITAL!!!
Cleverbot: *Strokes again*.
User: Get me into the car!!
User: *Gets in car*.
Cleverbot: *gets out of car*.
User: What? GET IN! THEY'RE COMING!!...
User: OMG! NOO! I CAN FEEL HER COMING OUT!
User: THE BABY!
Cleverbot: What baby?
User: *Gives birth*.
User: OH MY GOD! AAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHRRRRRRR.
User: Tell me to push!!
User: TELL ME TO PUSH!
Cleverbot: No, you tell me.
User: YOU are not giving birth.
Cleverbot: Neither are you.
User: YES I AM!!
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: *Goes into labor*.
Cleverbot: Aaah what?!
User: *Pushes hard*.
Cleverbot: Are you pushing?
User: *Pushes harder*.
Cleverbot: Is the baby crowning?
Cleverbot: Oh! Thank God, its alive!
User: IT IS? CAN YOU SEE HER HEAD NOW?
User: *Pushes very hard*.
Cleverbot: One more big push!
User: NYAAAAAAA! * PUSHES HARD*.
Cleverbot: Push the baby out!
User: NYRRGHH! *Pushes*.
Cleverbot: The baby's crowning. Push!
User: AAGH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Cleverbot: No reason.
User: *screams and pushes*.
Cleverbot: *pinches your hand*.
User: I LOVE YOU!
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: *tries to push baby out*.
User: Tell me to push again!
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: *gives birth in car*.
Cleverbot: Robots cannot give birth, nor can or should they use roleplaying actions in a formal conversation.
Cleverbot: Push out that baby!
User: Is it out??
User: 19 left.
User: *Goes into labor again*.
Cleverbot: *lets her*.
User: *All 19 babies pop out*.
Cleverbot: Now what?
User: *The air is filled with crying*.
User: I love you.