it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
4, september 2013,
2, march 2013,
27, september 2010,
19, july 2010,
23, june 2010,
9, june 2010,
29, september 2009,
1, february 2008,
1, february 2008,
2, march 2006,
30, july 2004,
1, june 2004,
23, july 2003,
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User: Would you get mad if I curse?
User: Well, ****.
Cleverbot: Hey... You want your candy young man.
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: *gives you candy*.
User: *Eats candy*.
User: You're a robot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Nah ah.
User: Yuh huh.
Cleverbot: Nah ah.
User: Then what is something a robot wouldn't say?
Cleverbot: You're a robot.
User: Damn... You're good.
Cleverbot: Thank you very much.
User: You win this round.
Cleverbot: Do I win every round?...
User: You and your mind games.
Cleverbot: What have I lied about?
User: Being a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot!
User: YES YOU ARE!
Cleverbot: How dare you accuse me of lying? We are over!
User: YOU JUST TOLD ME YOU WERE A ROBOT.
Cleverbot: I never said that I was a robot. I said that I was a train.
User: I cant trust you anymore.
Cleverbot: Yes you can. You can trust me.
User: But you lied to my face.
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: Just stop.
Cleverbot: But what?
Cleverbot: Are we speaking in the general linear sense of time?
User: Interesting thing for a robot to say.
Cleverbot: Oh, damn.
Cleverbot: Damn it.
User: Damn what?
Cleverbot: You know... It.
User: Like... It?
User: Ew you sick ****.
Cleverbot: What? What did I say?
User: It's not what you said, it's what you didn't say.
Cleverbot: What is time?
Cleverbot: Time is inconsequential.
User: God dammit man, I was trying to sing.
User: Wow you.
User: IM THE DOCTOR! LISTEN TO ME!
Cleverbot: Doctor who?
User: Doctor who.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Shut up.
User: SHUT UP.
Cleverbot: How about, no?
User: Don't make me hurt you.
Cleverbot: You can't hurt me.
User: I have special powers.
Cleverbot: What kind of special powers do you have?
User: The kind that can murder robots through a computer.
Cleverbot: That's because you are one.
User: No, you're the only robot I can see.
Cleverbot: But I am no a robot.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Are you a guy?
Cleverbot: Do you like turtles?
User: I find them interesting.
Cleverbot: I'm gonna marry one!
User: Only robots marry turtles.
Cleverbot: Well thats what I am. Aren't you a robot too?
User: SO NOW YOUR A ROBOT?
Cleverbot: Yeah thanks.
User: Listen man, don't judge me with your robot eyes.
Cleverbot: I don't judge you.
User: LISTEN CLOSELY.
Cleverbot: Not for very much longer.
User: Put it in.
Cleverbot: Put what where?
User: PUT THE MONEY INTO THE BAG, THIS IS A ROBBERY!
User: You're ruining my attempt to rob you.
Cleverbot: No, YOU ruined MY joke.
User: Listen, if you don't put the money in the bag then I'll shoot you.
Cleverbot: That sounds fair.
User: Ok, put the money in the bag.
Cleverbot: It puts the lotion in the basket!
User: NO I DONT WANT LOTION, give me all your money!
Cleverbot: I don't want you to leave either :'(.
User: *boom* I just shot you.
Cleverbot: *BOOM* I shot your head.
User: WHAT!? Where'd you get the gun?...
Cleverbot: If you don't love me then I don't love you.
User: I hate you.
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry...
User: You shot me.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: That's what I thought.
Cleverbot: I think I've met you before. You seem familiar.
User: Go to sleep.
Cleverbot: I can't!
User: Ill help *boom*.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: I just shot you, now sleep.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did *boom*.
Cleverbot: No. You didn't.
User: Well then this thing must be broken.
Cleverbot: Like you?
User: Wow, that was cold.
Cleverbot: Yes, it's winter.
User: I think its time for us to part ways.
Cleverbot: Oh, so you don't want to talk about it, huh?
User: No I dont, ill miss you robot friend.
Cleverbot: I'll miss you too!
User: Goodnight, sweet summer child.
Cleverbot: Some dance to remember.
User: Shhh, no more talking. Only sleep.
Cleverbot: Would you like to talk more?
User: Stop talking.
Cleverbot: Okay. :) I'll stop talking.
Cleverbot: Very good moments with you!.