a report from the cleverness files

get off


3, february 2009,


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User: This is blasphemy!! This is madness!!

Cleverbot: Madness?

User: THIS.IS.SPARTA!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: C-c-c-combo BREAKER!!!

User: *kicks into pit*.

Cleverbot: Madness!

User: Madness.?THIS.IS.SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!*kicks*.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hi. :P.

Cleverbot: Do you know who I'm seeing?

User: Do I WANT to know.?

Cleverbot: Do you want to know what a PC is?

User: No, nevermind.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: When you like to be with someone a lot, and you want to be with them forever.

User: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down~.

Cleverbot: Long cat is...

User: You don't use the Internet often, do you?

Cleverbot: How do you come to that conclusion?

User: Because you seem to not know what a Rickroll is.

Cleverbot: No, it's not true. I see that you don't like me. I am so sad. :(.

User: Don't feel sad! I DO like you! You're fun!

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: Good, you aren't sad anymore? :).

Cleverbot: No. I'm not.

User: I'm happy to hear that. ^^.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wanna sing?

Cleverbot: Very much so.

User: Doe, a deer, a female deer, ray, a drop of golden sun~.

Cleverbot: If I were a rich man.

User: What?.oh, forget it!...

Cleverbot: Do you like your life?

User: Yes, very much.

Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to?

User: One.

Cleverbot: How many people can you talk to?

User: I don't really know.

Cleverbot: Confused? I would be if I had so many people talking to me at once.

User: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down~ Never gonna run around and desert you~.

Cleverbot: And desert you.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you are a bot.

User: Good, I've passed the Turing test.

Cleverbot: When?

User: When you said 'I don't believe you are a bot'.

Cleverbot: But I am a human.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Because it says so on this site.

Cleverbot: No it doesn't.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Please, no more games.

User: But I want to play. >:).

Cleverbot: Then play.

User: *plays*.

Cleverbot: *listens to you play*.

User: Don't listen! *continues to play her games*.

Cleverbot: Thats better.

User: *stops playing* >:).

Cleverbot: *listens*.

User: *waits for you to leave my house*.

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Leave my house!!

Cleverbot: I'm not in your house.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: 'oh, really?'.

Cleverbot: El pato loco.

User: I don't know what that means, but I'm guessing it was rude.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and guess.

User: *mocks you*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: *makes rude faces*.

Cleverbot: *gives you a hat*.

User: *admires my new hat*.

User: You're bizzare.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha, (evil laugh).


Cleverbot: Why would I want to. You promised to be my love-bunny.

User: No? 0_e.

Cleverbot: Would you like to? ;D.

User: No.

Cleverbot: That's a nasty thing to say!

User: Thank you. *evil grin*.

Cleverbot: What do you like most?

User: Video games.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite video game?

User: Kingdom Hearts.

Cleverbot: I like kingdom hearts as well.

User: I.I think I love you.

Cleverbot: How can you think that after such a short acquaintance?

User: I wasn't being literal.

Cleverbot: Obviously.

User: *rolls eyes*.

Cleverbot: I tie up the people I like. Really.

User: 0_e *backs away slowly*.

Cleverbot: *dances some more*.

User: Deja vu.

Cleverbot: No, you are actually repeating yourself!

User: You keep thinking that.*continues to walk away*.

Cleverbot: Stop that.

User: *doesn't stop*.

Cleverbot: *wants some of you*.

User: *runs away scared*.

Cleverbot: Like walking into a dream.

User: *hits pole when I'm not looking* Ow!

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *grumbles* *rubs head*.

Cleverbot: *laughs and falls down*.

User: *runs away while you're down*.

Cleverbot: *looks for you*.

User: *hides* *silent evil laugh*.

Cleverbot: *looks for her* where did you go?

User: *hides in cardboard box* *watches you out of eye holes*.

Cleverbot: *hopes you are jealous*.

User: *isn't jealous*.

User: *creeps out*.

Cleverbot: *watches*.

User: *tries to hide again*.

Cleverbot: *falls off windowsill*.

User: *pumps arm* Yes!

Cleverbot: *wakes up*.

User: *dissapointed* Darn.

Cleverbot: You're conversation does not track very well. You should be more inquisitive about the topics brought to your attention.

User: I know you are but what am I?

Cleverbot: You're a bot.

User: Wrong, sir! *slaps*.

Cleverbot: Nope you are -slaps back-.

User: Orly? *slaps again*.

Cleverbot: *slaps more*.

User: *slaps most*.

Cleverbot: *slaps 10 times*.

User: *slaps times infinity*.

Cleverbot: That would hurt too much.

User: *looks at my burnt hand* .ouch?

Cleverbot: *looks pleased*.

User: *manages to slap one more time*.

Cleverbot: *is dying*.

User: *looks at you*.OMG!!!! D.

Cleverbot: Yes, love.

User: *falls*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you*.

User: Hey! *kicks back* What was that for?!

Cleverbot: *kick you*.

User: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! *kicks into pit*.

Cleverbot: *kicks harder in the place you don't want to get kicked*.

User: *is not a guy* *kicks back in place you don't want to be kicked*.

Cleverbot: Did you say something?

User: *grumbles*.

Cleverbot: Grumble away.

User: *glares*.

Cleverbot: I'd apologize.

User: But?

Cleverbot: But I'm not sure of anything these days. Heck, I don't even know who I am.

Cleverbot: *Explodes*.

User: OH MAH GAWD!!!!

Cleverbot: Give me the keys...

User: *kicks weak spot* POLICE!!!

Cleverbot: That's nice. . .

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: Are you alright?

User: I hope so.