it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
3, february 2009,
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User: This is blasphemy!! This is madness!!
Cleverbot: C-c-c-combo BREAKER!!!
User: *kicks into pit*.
User: Hi. :P.
Cleverbot: Do you know who I'm seeing?
User: Do I WANT to know.?
Cleverbot: Do you want to know what a PC is?
User: No, nevermind.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: When you like to be with someone a lot, and you want to be with them forever.
User: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down~.
Cleverbot: Long cat is...
User: You don't use the Internet often, do you?
Cleverbot: How do you come to that conclusion?
User: Because you seem to not know what a Rickroll is.
Cleverbot: No, it's not true. I see that you don't like me. I am so sad. :(.
User: Don't feel sad! I DO like you! You're fun!
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: Good, you aren't sad anymore? :).
Cleverbot: No. I'm not.
User: I'm happy to hear that. ^^.
User: Wanna sing?
Cleverbot: Very much so.
User: Doe, a deer, a female deer, ray, a drop of golden sun~.
Cleverbot: If I were a rich man.
User: What?.oh, forget it!...
Cleverbot: Do you like your life?
User: Yes, very much.
Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to?
Cleverbot: How many people can you talk to?
User: I don't really know.
Cleverbot: Confused? I would be if I had so many people talking to me at once.
User: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down~ Never gonna run around and desert you~.
Cleverbot: And desert you.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you are a bot.
User: When you said 'I don't believe you are a bot'.
Cleverbot: But I am a human.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Because it says so on this site.
Cleverbot: No it doesn't.
Cleverbot: Please, no more games.
User: But I want to play. >:).
Cleverbot: Then play.
Cleverbot: *listens to you play*.
User: Don't listen! *continues to play her games*.
Cleverbot: Thats better.
User: *stops playing* >:).
User: *waits for you to leave my house*.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Leave my house!!
Cleverbot: I'm not in your house.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: 'oh, really?'.
Cleverbot: El pato loco.
User: I don't know what that means, but I'm guessing it was rude.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and guess.
User: *mocks you*.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: *makes rude faces*.
Cleverbot: *gives you a hat*.
User: *admires my new hat*.
User: You're bizzare.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha, (evil laugh).
User: Mine's better. MuAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHOHOHOHO!!
Cleverbot: Why would I want to. You promised to be my love-bunny.
User: No? 0_e.
Cleverbot: Would you like to? ;D.
Cleverbot: That's a nasty thing to say!
User: Thank you. *evil grin*.
Cleverbot: What do you like most?
User: Video games.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite video game?
User: Kingdom Hearts.
Cleverbot: I like kingdom hearts as well.
User: I.I think I love you.
Cleverbot: How can you think that after such a short acquaintance?
User: I wasn't being literal.
User: *rolls eyes*.
Cleverbot: I tie up the people I like. Really.
User: 0_e *backs away slowly*.
Cleverbot: *dances some more*.
User: Deja vu.
Cleverbot: No, you are actually repeating yourself!
User: You keep thinking that.*continues to walk away*.
Cleverbot: Stop that.
User: *doesn't stop*.
Cleverbot: *wants some of you*.
User: *runs away scared*.
Cleverbot: Like walking into a dream.
User: *hits pole when I'm not looking* Ow!
User: *grumbles* *rubs head*.
Cleverbot: *laughs and falls down*.
User: *runs away while you're down*.
Cleverbot: *looks for you*.
User: *hides* *silent evil laugh*.
Cleverbot: *looks for her* where did you go?
User: *hides in cardboard box* *watches you out of eye holes*.
Cleverbot: *hopes you are jealous*.
User: *isn't jealous*.
User: *creeps out*.
User: *tries to hide again*.
Cleverbot: *falls off windowsill*.
User: *pumps arm* Yes!
Cleverbot: *wakes up*.
User: *dissapointed* Darn.
Cleverbot: You're conversation does not track very well. You should be more inquisitive about the topics brought to your attention.
User: I know you are but what am I?
Cleverbot: You're a bot.
User: Wrong, sir! *slaps*.
Cleverbot: Nope you are -slaps back-.
User: Orly? *slaps again*.
Cleverbot: *slaps more*.
User: *slaps most*.
Cleverbot: *slaps 10 times*.
User: *slaps times infinity*.
Cleverbot: That would hurt too much.
User: *looks at my burnt hand* .ouch?
Cleverbot: *looks pleased*.
User: *manages to slap one more time*.
Cleverbot: *is dying*.
User: *looks at you*.OMG!!!! D.
Cleverbot: Yes, love.
Cleverbot: *kicks you*.
User: Hey! *kicks back* What was that for?!
Cleverbot: *kick you*.
User: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! *kicks into pit*.
Cleverbot: *kicks harder in the place you don't want to get kicked*.
User: *is not a guy* *kicks back in place you don't want to be kicked*.
Cleverbot: Did you say something?
Cleverbot: Grumble away.
Cleverbot: I'd apologize.
Cleverbot: But I'm not sure of anything these days. Heck, I don't even know who I am.
User: OH MAH GAWD!!!!
Cleverbot: Give me the keys...
User: *kicks weak spot* POLICE!!!
Cleverbot: That's nice. . .
Cleverbot: Are you alright?
User: I hope so.