Cleverbot

*tries to hide again*.

a report from the cleverness files

gangster
gender
generalization
genius
genuine
german
get
get off
ghost
girl
girlfriend
giving
glados
gnomes
go
god
gone
good
goodbyes
gooder
goodest
goodnight
got
government
gps
green
grin
grins

grumble

3, february 2009,

guarantee

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User: *creeps out*.

Cleverbot: *watches*.

User: *tries to hide again*.

Cleverbot: *falls off windowsill*.

User: *pumps arm* Yes!

Cleverbot: *wakes up*.

User: *dissapointed* Darn.

Cleverbot: You're conversation does not track very well. You should be more inquisitive about the topics brought to your attention.

User: I know you are but what am I?

Cleverbot: You're a bot.

User: Wrong, sir! *slaps*.

Cleverbot: Nope you are -slaps back-.

User: Orly? *slaps again*.

Cleverbot: *slaps more*.

User: *slaps most*.

Cleverbot: *slaps 10 times*.

User: *slaps times infinity*.

Cleverbot: That would hurt too much.

User: *looks at my burnt hand* .ouch?

Cleverbot: *looks pleased*.

User: *manages to slap one more time*.

Cleverbot: *is dying*.

User: *looks at you*.OMG!!!! D.

Cleverbot: Yes, love.

User: *falls*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you*.

User: Hey! *kicks back* What was that for?!

Cleverbot: *kick you*.

User: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! *kicks into pit*.

Cleverbot: *kicks harder in the place you don't want to get kicked*.

User: *is not a guy* *kicks back in place you don't want to be kicked*.

Cleverbot: Did you say something?

User: *grumbles*.

Cleverbot: Grumble away.

User: *glares*.

Cleverbot: I'd apologize.

User: But?

Cleverbot: But I'm not sure of anything these days. Heck, I don't even know who I am.

Cleverbot: *Explodes*.

User: OH MAH GAWD!!!!

Cleverbot: Give me the keys...

User: *kicks weak spot* POLICE!!!

Cleverbot: That's nice. . .

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: Are you alright?

User: I hope so.