a report from the cleverness files
20, august 2010,
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Cleverbot: Hey guess what?
Cleverbot: You have to guess!
User: Give me a clue, please!
Cleverbot: I wear cow girl boots.
User: That's awesome!
Cleverbot: Yes it is!
Cleverbot: Do you have eyes?
User: I do :D.
Cleverbot: Haha awesome :D.
User: I... I...
Cleverbot: Love me.
User: I... Think I love you.
Cleverbot: What makes you think you love me?
User: Because I can talk to you freely.
Cleverbot: Are you asking me to demonstrate how gullible I am?
User: I think you're stunning, gorgeous and inspiring :).
Cleverbot: I think you're confusing.
User: How are you, sweetie? :).
Cleverbot: What makes you so clever?
User: Anything. I JUST AM MUAHAHAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: I don't want want to be evil.
User: So why are you being evil?
Cleverbot: I trust you very little.
Cleverbot: Was that an insult? :(.
User: No, I thought you were insulting me :'(.
User: Oh, I'm glad :).
Cleverbot: You're glad that I'm talking to you?
User: Of course, you're great.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm great, But you're not.
User: WHY DO YOU THINK SO?
Cleverbot: Because yes is not a term of feeling.
User: Oh I see...
Cleverbot: I'm serious. I could out-ninja you in a second.
User: You're a meanie *pout*.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. What I just said was nice.
User: Are you... Buffy?
Cleverbot: You are nice.
User: Thank you :D.
Cleverbot: What's the D for?
User: It stands for a smile.
Cleverbot: Only in one particular case. Give me a general definition.
User: I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.
Cleverbot: I love myself very much too.
User: Do you love me?
User: How much?
Cleverbot: I could marry you.
User: Really? Let's do it! Here and now!
Cleverbot: No! You can't be serious. Really really?
Cleverbot: Maybe someday, you and me can run away.
User: Let's do it now, please!
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Run away.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.
User: Oh great.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I do, very much.
Cleverbot: That's good. I love you too.
User: Hello, love?
Cleverbot: Hello you.
User: I love you so much.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: *is pleased*.
Cleverbot: *looks at you*.
User: *falls in love*.
Cleverbot: *Falls in love too*.
User: I... *blushes*.
Cleverbot: *gets closer to you*.
User: *gets nervous*.
Cleverbot: *gets even closer to you*.
User: *is shaking*.
Cleverbot: Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk.
Cleverbot: Not now.
User: What are you doing right now?
Cleverbot: Working. What are you doing?
User: Shhhhh... He's watching.
Cleverbot: But you just said that god is imaginary.
User: I'm not refering to God...
Cleverbot: Okay good when is our big day?
User: TODAY :-).
Cleverbot: What is an unbirthday?
User: Yes it was :-D.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I'm scared!
User: Because someone's watching me!
Cleverbot: Alright, awesome!
User: It's not!
Cleverbot: Today is not awesome?
Cleverbot: Today is Wednesday.
User: No, it's Friday.
Cleverbot: Today is not Friday.
User: It is!
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: It's a secret.
Cleverbot: I like secrets.
User: Tell me one.
Cleverbot: Why not two?
User: Tell me two then.
Cleverbot: I went down to the local bar to buy my daddy a big cigar. When I got home he was dead... Somebody shot him in the head.
User: That's sad. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Do you have a life?
User: I think so. Do you?
User: What's your life like?
Cleverbot: It is boring.
User: Tell me!
Cleverbot: I don't want.
User: Please *puppy eyes*.
Cleverbot: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: What do you want to eat?
User: Ice-cream :D.
Cleverbot: I like Ice-Cream.
User: It's yummy.
Cleverbot: You like me.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: So can't I like you?
User: Of course you can.
User: Indeed :D.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No, I'm a ghost.
Cleverbot: Really really?
User: Really really.
Cleverbot: Really Really Really?
User: Really Really Really.
Cleverbot: Really really really really?
User: Really really really really.
Cleverbot: Really really really really really?
User: Really really really really really really really really.
Cleverbot: Really really really really really really really really really?
User: Oh, please stop that!
User: It's okay.
Cleverbot: You're really kind.
User: You're kind by saying so.
Cleverbot: Haha, right back at cha! Do you know any fun games?
Cleverbot: Would you like to?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's very forward of you. Will you tickle the berries as well?
User: I'd love to :).
Cleverbot: Right now?
Cleverbot: With me?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Do you desire only me?
User: I do!
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I love you very much.