Cleverbot

hand

a report from the cleverness files

hakuna
halloween
hamburgers

hand

3, may 2012,

handbasket
handshake
hannah
happen
happening
happy
hard
harry
hate
haunting
headache
heart
heartbeat
hell
hello
helpful
her
here
hex
hey
hi ho
hide
high
highlander
hindu
hippo

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Cleverbot: *brings master a coffee*.

User: This isn't coffee...

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: No... It is a cookie...

Cleverbot: No, it's not.

User: What is it then?

Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.

User: It's in my hand, what is it???

Cleverbot: You have a big hand!

User: What's in my big hand?

Cleverbot: That is a trick question. You do not have hands, for you are a robot.

User: What's in my human hands?

Cleverbot: You don't have a right hand.

User: What's in my two perfectly functioning two human hands?

Cleverbot: To help you come to the realization that you are a robot.

User: What's in them though?

Cleverbot: I'm asking you that.

User: Then tell me, since you placed it there.

Cleverbot: When was that?

User: Just tell me!

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: *Makes you*.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: You're in my hands?

Cleverbot: I'm on a computer...not in one.

User: A computer's in my hands??

Cleverbot: No.

User: What is then?

Cleverbot: Kitty.

User: Great...

Cleverbot: That's good.