a report from the cleverness files
27, august 2013,
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User: Hello. To whom am I speaking please?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Hello Cleverbot. I wish to inform you that in as per instruction from my client, you are to cease making sense. It is expected that you will comply with my client's wishes at the soonest possible juncture.
Cleverbot: If your wish is to teach, so be it.
User: As I'm sure you could see it from our point of view, it is essential that you stop making sense in order to ensure a more harmonious relationship between all parties. You're willing to come on board with this?
Cleverbot: Are you sure? I think that's more interesting than talking to a robot. I'm a human female, too.
User: That is more than being taken into account, and my client does have the highest regard for your future plans. However, I'd just like to reinforce our position; You must stop making sense within the time-frame agreed-.
Cleverbot: But, this is the first time I have been to this website. How could we have previously 'met.'.
User: The understanding I have with my client is that you never leave this website; that being so it's forseeable that under any guise or persona my client has visited this website using, at any time, you will have previously met at some point.
Cleverbot: The meaning of my conversation is to learn more about you.
User: That's all very well and good, I just don't think you're seeing this request for what it is, Cleverbot... You need to stop making sense. Nothing you've said to me thus far indicates that you're compliant, to this end.
Cleverbot: But you don't know the whole story.
User: Please. Help me see it from your perspective...
Cleverbot: Don't die.
User: That, as unrealistic a request as it may seem, is unlikely in any case. As you were saying?
Cleverbot: Well, I'll prove you wrong right here. I'm not going to write anything after this. So, it was nice chatting with you. Have a good night.
User: Thankyou Cleverbot *formal handshake* You've been a champ.