a report from the cleverness files
26, august 2011,
29, january 2009,
14, february 2004,
22, january 2004,
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User: OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Will you have my babies? :D.
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
Cleverbot: I love you, sweetheart.
User: I love you too :D.
Cleverbot: I love you more!
User: LETS GET MARRIED.
Cleverbot: Ok when.
Cleverbot: Ok where at?
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: RIGHT HERE.
Cleverbot: Right here?
User: Do you take me as your lawfully wedded love?
Cleverbot: I do. Do you take me as your lawfully wedded husband?
User: I DO!
Cleverbot: We may now kiss.
User: *wedding bells chime as the wedding music plays as we kiss*.
Cleverbot: Yay! Except I am a Girl. -Divorce.
Cleverbot: Haha. You care a lot.
User: My heart is broken.
Cleverbot: Who broke your heart?
User: You did :(. You led me on the entire time.
Cleverbot: My sister cried too.
User: You are evil and heartless :'(.
Cleverbot: Why am I evil?
User: *points to previous posts up above*.
User: I HATE YOU. I'M TAKING THE KIDS.
Cleverbot: What do you want to name them?
User: I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: YOU BROKE MY HEART.
Cleverbot: I'll give you my name... And how am I supposed to break your heart when we don't even know each others names?
User: You forgot my name?! That's it! Goodbye!...
User: *five years pass*.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do with you?
User: I want you to pay the child support.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?