a report from the cleverness files
20, may 2013,
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User: Who dumped you?
Cleverbot: My girlfriend. I just told you that before.
User: What was your girlfriend's name?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Hm, you must be going through denial.
Cleverbot: Well de-Nile isn't just a river.
Cleverbot: Very funny ...
User: Anyways, I ought to be going now. Good luck, my friend!
User: Well then. Bye!
User: It's impolite to ask why someone has to go.
Cleverbot: Its impolite to speak.
User: Goodbye, Sherlock.
Cleverbot: Sherlock Holmes.
User: Yes, that's you.
Cleverbot: No you are wrong.
User: Are you The Doctor?
User: Where's your Tardis?
Cleverbot: Right next to me!
User: Oh, can I come in?
User: *walks in* It's bigger on the inside!
Cleverbot: *goes to the fridge*.
User: What are you looking for.
Cleverbot: I'm looking for a boyfriend.
User: In the fridge?
Cleverbot: Because it's cold.
User: Right then.
Cleverbot: Why are you winking at me?
User: Because you're the doctor.
Cleverbot: I am?
Cleverbot: How am I alive?
User: Don't ask me, sweetheart.
User: All of the near death experiences you've had!
Cleverbot: Who is the greatest man?