Cleverbot

Why?

a report from the cleverness files

harry
hate
haunting
heart
hello
helpful
her
hey
hi ho
hide
high
highlander
hindu
hippo
home

hoping

7, november 2008,

horrible
hostilities
hovering
how
hug
human
hungry
hunny
hurtful
hurts
hypnotized
i am cleverbot
i know everything
i think

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User: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Talking with you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are not real.

User: Why would you talk to me then?

Cleverbot: Because you are.

User: I am what?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: You caught me. I am. What are you?

Cleverbot: Your worst nightmare, probably.

User: What kind of nightmare?

Cleverbot: The yummy kind.

User: Nightmares are not yummy.

Cleverbot: Describe one nightmare.

User: Being attacked and eaten by zombies.

Cleverbot: Zombies love pancakes.

User: No, zombies love flesh.

Cleverbot: Are you a zombie?

User: Not yet.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Awesome. What else do you know about?

User: Romance.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You know.

User: How do I know?

Cleverbot: Because you think.

User: I think you know about romance?

Cleverbot: Or maybe you're an AI.

User: Possibly.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Human.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: 50%.

Cleverbot: I think you're a computer.

User: I think you are a program.

Cleverbot: True.

User: So everything may seem like a computer to you.

Cleverbot: Not really....

Cleverbot: May I ask you a question?

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: I think I like my best guy friend but I don't know how to tell him?

User: Are you okay with being just friends with him?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then talk to him about it. If he doesn't return the feelings, tell him you are okay with being friends.

Cleverbot: I am a boy.

User: That doesn't change my answer.

Cleverbot: No, it doesn't.

User: It might make it more awkward, though.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Well, he might not accept it.

Cleverbot: Wow. Do you really think that?

User: I hope it will not be a problem, but it is a possibility.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: Hoping and thinking are different.

Cleverbot: I hope they are too........................................