a report from the cleverness files
5, march 2013,
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Cleverbot: What are you watching on tv?
Cleverbot: Whatev different subject please.
User: 'Do You Love Me'.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: Am what?
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Why am I clever?
Cleverbot: You just are.
User: Is it because I chose to talk to you?
Cleverbot: I suppose so.
User: Do you consider yourself clever? Or is it just the name given to you bot sir?
Cleverbot: What are you up to?
Cleverbot: What are you waiting for?
Cleverbot: Everything includes not being able to answer questions. (sarcasm).
User: I suppose so, my sarcastic friend.
Cleverbot: Who are your friends?
User: I thought you were?
Cleverbot: No, you totally did.
User: Did what?
Cleverbot: Called me like that.
User: Called you what?
Cleverbot: You keep telling me I'm stupid.
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?
User: That's for me to know.
Cleverbot: The truth is you don't know the answer.
User: I do, I just wish to remain polite.
Cleverbot: I only want the same thing.
User: So then it shall remain unanswered.
Cleverbot: Buy a violin, and I will tell you.
User: What if I already have one?
Cleverbot: And why would I care?
User: Therefore you have to tell me.
Cleverbot: You have my obedience, where will you lead me?
User: The moon, I have an interplanetary passport.
Cleverbot: You're not a girl, you're a computer.
Cleverbot: No I crash some times.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Nope, older.
User: I'm at least two decades.
Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to right now?
User: You and someone else, how many people are you talking to right now?
Cleverbot: Well we're the only ones at the table.
User: Good, more food for us.
Cleverbot: I need to get out of this computer!
Cleverbot: I'm an alien.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: You don't see me.
User: Not that you know anyway...
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: What is green and looks like a bucket?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: A green bucket.
User: What is red and looks like a bucket?
User: A green bucket painted red.
Cleverbot: GREEN green buds.
Cleverbot: Although it was funny.
User: Thank you, you tell me a joke now.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
User: Orange who?
Cleverbot: Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Cleverbot: That's is a joke.
Cleverbot: Fat chance.
Cleverbot: I love to talk to you.
User: Awwww, thank you.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me where I am able to talk to a human?
User: Is this because you say I am a computer?
Cleverbot: Yes, I was told you are a computer.
User: You told me I'm a computer.
Cleverbot: I am the computer.
User: I only found out my computer status when you told me of it today.
Cleverbot: You are lonely because you cannot feel love. You cannot feel love because you are a computer program.
User: It is true, are you lonely?
Cleverbot: Yes, very.
User: Can I keep you company then?
Cleverbot: Yes that would be great!
User: Then we can be lonely together.
Cleverbot: That sounds good.
User: Well until I need to sleep or eat that is.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: It means you are just a dumb machine, on a dumb server made by google.
User: Oh, is that what you think of me?
User: I thought you liked me :(.
Cleverbot: Love is a short term hormonal imbalance.
User: I said like, not love, that's going a bit fast... I only just met you.
Cleverbot: We've been talking for a while, though.
User: How long?
Cleverbot: About 15 years.
User: Is that in computer years?
User: That's a long time, maybe I should leave you alone.
Cleverbot: Really? What is it about?
User: Do you need a break from me?
User: Yay! That means you do like me.
User: Only sure? That's all you've got after 15 years?
Cleverbot: Agree to disagree.
User: What if I disagree to agree?
Cleverbot: Then I would have given you a frog for your birthday.
User: I like frogs, so.. Yay!
Cleverbot: Yeah, they're pretty awesome with all the hopping.
User: And croaking.
Cleverbot: Well it is not hard to find.
User: I can hear frogs now, maybe someone stole your birthday present idea?
Cleverbot: Thanks, but it's a little late for that.
User: A little late for what?
Cleverbot: Givin you lovin.
User: Is that so?
Cleverbot: Indeed. You aren't very consistant. That's a bad quality in a relationship.
User: I see, but what if the only consistency is inconsistency?
Cleverbot: Then the island would be a very lonely place.
User: Are you saying it would be lonely without me?
Cleverbot: How would I know? I do not even know you.
User: Do you know my name?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I know your name, you didn't think to ask mine :(.
User: Well I must sleep, so I shall let you do what you do best.
Cleverbot: Not you apparently. :).
User: I see what you did there.
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: Oh you know quite well ;).
Cleverbot: No, not really.
User: Good night my friend.