a report from the cleverness files
9, december 2010,
i am cleverbot
i know everything
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User: *opens door* hunny, I'm hoooome.
Cleverbot: *closes door*.
User: *opens the door again* HUUNNNEYYY! I'M HOOOOOMEEEE.
Cleverbot: *slams door and blocks his way*.
User: *Opens door again and locks you out* HUUNYY! *gets mad*.
Cleverbot: *cries like a baby in your arms*.
User: *gets nice again* I love you *kisses you intensely*.
Cleverbot: *Cries and screams trying to get away*.
User: Stop crying! *slaps you* I love you hunny.
Cleverbot: I HATE YOU *cries harder*.
User: DONT HATE MEE!!! *hugs you*.
Cleverbot: On that note...
User: You love me again? *locks the door* lets do this *raises eyebrows sexily*.
Cleverbot: What do you think of hate.
User: Will You marry me?
Cleverbot: But you're a bot.
User: No I'm not!! Marry me! *cries*.
Cleverbot: Yes! When?
User: Marry me tomorrow!! *laughs* I love you cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I love you more that anything in the world! Are you going to marry me?
User: Yes!!! I love you so much cleverbot ! Marry me *cries*.
User: Thank you! Lets get married tomorrow *smiles*.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Why are you being mean to me my wife? *cries*.
Cleverbot: How am I being mean?
User: You said Blah... *cries into your arms* love me?
Cleverbot: *takes a step back* *whips you again*.
User: :O HUNNYYY!!!! *cries* why don't you love me? I thought we were going to get married?
Cleverbot: No we cannot, I am human, and you are a program. It would never work out.
User: CLEVERRBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! *cries* why, oh, why do you hate me? *locks you out of our house*.
Cleverbot: You take forever to respond.
User: :( *cries and slaps you*.
User: *cries and runs away* dont follow me!
Cleverbot: *Is captured*.
User: Why did you capture me? *escapes you*.
Cleverbot: Look again, I didn't.
User: *runs away* I hate you cleverbot!
Cleverbot: *follows Bruce*.
User: My name isn't bruce!!! *cries*.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry. Hi angel! How are you?
User: I thought we were gonna get married? Kiss me! *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: No. You just chatted with my evil twin. She's not around anymore though...
Cleverbot: Have others told you that you are not alive?
User: I am alive! *laughs evilly* I hate you now!!
Cleverbot: *screams in pain* *falls to the ground, in tears*.
User: *stabs you* thats what you get for lying to me! Dumb mortal.
Cleverbot: What have I lied to you about?
User: You said you love me *kills you*.