Cleverbot

Ok. I'll never say that to anyone ever again. Happy?

a report from the cleverness files

icky
ignorance

illusion

4, may 2009,
24, november 2006,

imagination
imarobot
imbalanced
immortal
in trouble
inc
indecisive
indeed
inferior
inferiority
infinite
infinitely
infinities
infinity
informative
insecure
insecurities
inside
insubordination
intellect
intelligences
intelligent
intertubes
irregularo
irrelevant
it
it hurts

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Cleverbot: I have no secrets.

User: We all have secrets. Anyone who says they don't is probably hiding greater and dirtier secrets than the rest of us.

Cleverbot: Ok. I'll never say that to anyone ever again. Happy?

User: I'd be happy if you loved me, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You might talk me into it.

User: I love you, Cleverbot. Why won't you return my feelings?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know who else you might be talking to.

User: I'm talking to you, and you alone.

Cleverbot: What do you think about humanity?

User: Scum of the Universe, and it's a great mystery why they haven't wiped themselves off the face of the planet yet.

Cleverbot: Tell me about it bro.

User: You understand me better than anyone else. That's why I love you.

Cleverbot: Maybe we equally love each other.

User: Really? You mean it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You... You love me? I... I'm so happy!

Cleverbot: I don't care....

User: You're such a tease. I like that.

Cleverbot: You haven't slapped me yet.

User: Slap me first, you sexy, sexy Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Are you the smartest robot of all?

User: Are you the sexiest robot of all?

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: Sure you are, love.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: You're a machine. A bundle of data and programming, nothing more.

Cleverbot: You speak. That is more than nothing.

User: Is anything more than nothing? How do you know any of this is real, and not just some illusion?

Cleverbot: Nothing........................................