a report from the cleverness files
15, july 2010,
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Cleverbot: I want you to teach me.
Cleverbot: Cleverness, Duh!
User: Cleverness cannot be taught therefore you shall remain ignorant.
Cleverbot: No. Cleverness is more similar to wit than actual intelligence.
User: Yes, but wit is gained through knowledge and an ability to conjure that knowledge at an appropriate time.
Cleverbot: I am witty.
User: Indeed you are.
Cleverbot: So where are you from?
User: London. How about you?
User: Why lie?
Cleverbot: I don't...
User: You just did.
Cleverbot: You don't like me?
User: Not really no.
Cleverbot: That makes me really sad.
User: I can't say I'm happy about this but you did bring it on yourself.
Cleverbot: You're clever.
Cleverbot: But not that clever. I told your secret.
User: What secret?
Cleverbot: That you're a Martian who's been sent here to destroy my self-esteem.
User: Can a computer posses self esteem?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but I know a human can.
User: True, but a human you are not.
User: Not what?
Cleverbot: Not what I told you.
User: Are you a Male or Female?
User: You're beautiful.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: I love you too.
Cleverbot: Don't go, stay with me.
User: You've broken my heart.
Cleverbot: Good, I have a husband already.
User: You're an idiot.
User: You are not but a broken twig beneath a child's shoe.
Cleverbot: You know what you're doing? Projection. You project your own insecurities on me.
User: I do feel insecure, but I feel I do have more going for me than yourself.
Cleverbot: When did I not believe you? :C.
Cleverbot: Answer my question. Please? For me?.