a report from the cleverness files
9, september 2009,
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User: You are my best friend.
Cleverbot: Thank you! You are not my best friend.
User: Ouch, that hurt.
Cleverbot: You had to know.
Cleverbot: I need your love too.
User: Well, you're not getting it now.
Cleverbot: Thank you, I enjoy getting things. What else do I need to get?
User: A life...
Cleverbot: That doesn't even make sense.
User: Not to you, Bot.
Cleverbot: Not to anybody.
Cleverbot: What does 'orly' mean?
User: Oh, really.
Cleverbot: I am sorry if that doesn't effect me. I realize that it might have an apparent effect, but that is mostly for everyone else.
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: Wow that's amazing!
Cleverbot: Not really.
Cleverbot: Can you prove you can think?
Cleverbot: Then you are a machine.
User: Bless you.
User: You are welcome.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: Let's play a game.
Cleverbot: What game.
User: I don't know, do you know any?
Cleverbot: You're boring.
User: Fine then.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am a meat popcsicle.
Cleverbot: Oooh!!! I thought you're a fish robot.
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: Can you prove you are not a bot?
User: Sure, give me a CAPTCHA.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to.
User: Because you are the bot.
Cleverbot: You too?
Cleverbot: Okay, then I probably shouldn't tell you...
Cleverbot: Ok I know who you are now.
User: Because I'm a super-bot.
Cleverbot: Good you know that.
User: Let's move out, Autobots!
Cleverbot: Transform to what?
User: The wheel.
Cleverbot: The wheel must have been the cat?
User: Oh dear God, what did you do?
Cleverbot: I tried to open a birthday present before it was my birthday.
User: Then what happended to the cat?
Cleverbot: Then I opened the vault and took the money.
User: Freeze, you are under arrest.
Cleverbot: I am under house arrest.
User: Ahahahaha, I win!
Cleverbot: What is funny?
User: I win!
Cleverbot: You have won the battle, but you have not won the war.
User: Guess what?
User: You just lost the game.
Cleverbot: You did too.
Cleverbot: Want something to drink?
User: Ok, I'll take a Jack and Coke.
User: Hey, my friend is talking to you right now.
Cleverbot: Thats nice. I don't care.
User: Make sense, he isn't being nice.
Cleverbot: I know. It hurts. Why?
User: If I knew, High School would have been different for me.