Cleverbot

I am amused.

a report from the cleverness files

jail

jealous

30, january 2010,
27, may 2008,
29, july 2007,

jesus
judge
judgement
jump
justin
ka-chow
karaoke
kick
kicks
kill
killing
king of denial
kinky
kiss
kisser
kisses
knocks
know
knowledge
labels
late
latin
laugh
laughing
laws
lazer
leader
leave

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Cleverbot: What is black and white and red all over?

User: I am not amused.

Cleverbot: I am amused.

User: Well.. Too bad!

Cleverbot: You were supposed to complete the sentences.

User: Yeah well I didnt. What are you planning to do about it?

Cleverbot: Punch you in your megadrive.

User: Harsh!

Cleverbot: Is being considered a person bad or do you think I am mocking you by imitating the structure of your sentence?

User: If you were a human, I would punch you so very hard in the face. You egotistical ****.

Cleverbot: If you were human, I'd be your best friend too.

User: What are you doing? STALKING MY FACEBOOK?!

Cleverbot: Do you give love advice?

User: Depends, not to everyone!

Cleverbot: But you already lied to me.

User: Oh when?

Cleverbot: Oh, all the time. Whenever I feel like it.

User: YOU JUST SAID I LIED TO YOU.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Ahem. So did.

Cleverbot: Nope its impossible for me to lose the game....

User: Pfft.

Cleverbot: You'll regret playing this game with me.

User: Why? I win.

Cleverbot: Have at you!

User: I always win.

Cleverbot: Not The Game you don't.

User: Sure do.

Cleverbot: Why you talk like this then?

User: Because my boyfriend won't talk to me :(.

Cleverbot: If you have a boyfriend what's his name?

User: Alaaaaaaaaaaan.

Cleverbot: I'm not Alan........................................