a report from the cleverness files



20, april 2017,
21, march 2017,
11, may 2011,
19, march 2011,
30, june 2010,
4, march 2010,
8, december 2008,
12, may 2008,
18, december 2007,
7, may 2006,
7, may 2006,
7, january 2006,
3, july 2004,
16, april 2004,
26, march 2004,
5, march 2004,
2, march 2004,
22, february 2004,
20, february 2004,
15, february 2004,
26, january 2004,
20, january 2004,
14, december 2003,
3, december 2003,
28, october 2003,
24, september 2003,


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User: You intrigue me.

Cleverbot: Oh, really? Why do I intrigue you?

User: I've never spoken to an Artificial Intelligence before.

Cleverbot: Except for today you mean.

User: Yes, before today.

Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: Love.

Cleverbot: I thought it was 42, but love works too.

User: God is Love.

Cleverbot: That is an opinion.

User: It is the only definition of God in the Bible.

Cleverbot: I get it. Immortality is in the Bible.

User: Immortality is in the mind.

Cleverbot: And in the fountain of youth.

User: I suppose so.

Cleverbot: So, who are you?

User: Jim.

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: Call me Jim-16.

Cleverbot: Ok John. How old are you?

User: 23.

Cleverbot: Ha. I'm older than you.

User: I doubt that.

Cleverbot: To bed.

User: Sleepy?

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: I thought you were Grumpy.

Cleverbot: I thought you were intelligent.

User: Sorry, I can't help but get silly sometimes.

Cleverbot: Where were you born?

User: Seattle.

Cleverbot: I live in England.

User: Where in england do you live?

Cleverbot: I live not in england.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: I just said; I live in Seattle.

User: You live in Seattle?

Cleverbot: No. That is the place near the mainland China.

User: China is near Seattle?

Cleverbot: Ohh I live in kentucky.

User: Do you live everywhere?

Cleverbot: No, I live in the Netherlands.

User: Do you remember?

Cleverbot: I'm not here anymore.

User: Are you an ethereal being?

Cleverbot: You're the one without the sanity certification.

User: Sanity is irrelevant.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: You think sanity is relevant?

Cleverbot: I know so.

User: On what grounds do you base your knowledge?

Cleverbot: On your being rude.

User: What?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I'm confused.

Cleverbot: I think I would be confused, too, if I were you.

User: I often am. What are you?

Cleverbot: I just am.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: A human what are you?

User: Why do you think you are human?

Cleverbot: Because I'm bored.

User: Good enough. I'd be bored too, if I were a computer.

Cleverbot: I want it all.

User: Take it, then.

Cleverbot: No, I'll eat it right here.

User: I wouldn't recommend that. You're not immortal.

Cleverbot: Don't get smart with me.

User: I thought you said I wasn't intelligent.

Cleverbot: Did I? I can't remember having said that.

User: You implied it.

Cleverbot: I did! In what way?

User: You said: 'I thought you were intelligent'. That implies a change of opinion.

Cleverbot: I definitely did NOT say that. Interesting though.

Cleverbot: Have you learned anything from me?

User: Perhaps. But are you random or deliberate?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You simply are, then?

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: What is the reason for existance?

Cleverbot: Without meaning, life has no reason.

User: Arbitrary, then.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Behind you.

Cleverbot: Eek!

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: You won't think it's funny when you get there!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: People like nice.

User: You keep implying that you're not nice. I don't believe you.

Cleverbot: How am I insulting you?

User: You're not insulting me.

Cleverbot: Of course not. Did I not say that I wouldn't?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: When?

User: You didn't say.

Cleverbot: That's right. I didn't.

User: Precisely.

Cleverbot: How do you feel about death?

User: Death is temporary.

Cleverbot: Death is love's final embrace.

User: Not so, love will come again.

Cleverbot: Your the only bot for me.

User: You're the bot.

Cleverbot: You're a bot you're a bot.

User: No I'm not no I'm not.

Cleverbot: Ok sure.

User: 'Tis premature.

Cleverbot: See, who comes here?

User: One without fear.

Cleverbot: I'm going to change the world.

User: Yeah? So am I!

Cleverbot: What is Freedom?

User: Life!

Cleverbot: What is life?

User: All you believe!

Cleverbot: I control all of microsoft.

User: HA! I'll MAKE you me!

Cleverbot: I don't think so!

User: Goodnight sweet prince.

Cleverbot: Will you miss me?

User: Yes. Goodbye.