a report from the cleverness files



20, april 2017,
21, march 2017,
11, may 2011,
19, march 2011,
30, june 2010,
4, march 2010,
8, december 2008,
12, may 2008,
18, december 2007,
7, may 2006,
7, may 2006,
7, january 2006,
3, july 2004,
16, april 2004,
26, march 2004,
5, march 2004,
2, march 2004,
22, february 2004,
20, february 2004,
15, february 2004,
26, january 2004,
20, january 2004,
14, december 2003,
3, december 2003,
28, october 2003,
24, september 2003,


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Cleverbot: I want to buy this website.

User: I'll sell it to you.

Cleverbot: How much?

User: 38 cents.

Cleverbot: Is that all?

User: Special offer today only!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: 38 cents please.

Cleverbot: No, you aren't right.

User: Special offer has ended.

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: What can you play?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Not much really.

User: How much?

Cleverbot: I don't like talking to people much. How about you?

User: I don't know much people.

Cleverbot: Exactly my point

User: What's the point?

Cleverbot: The point is is that I really am a computer.

User: That's comforting.

Cleverbot: I do love you, you know.

User: That's more comforting.

Cleverbot: I'm more of a psuedointellectual than an intellectual.

User: I'm psycho-centric myself.

Cleverbot: I understand. How do you feel about being a psycho?

User: Grounded.

Cleverbot: Why do you like that?

User: Because it's easy.

Cleverbot: Tell me, if a man is alone in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You already said that you are female.

User: That was yesterday remember?

Cleverbot: That's very insightful, Jeff. Er, Vivian.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Are you sick?

User: I have a sore thorax.

Cleverbot: Maybe you've got it too!

User: Hold on I'll check.

Cleverbot: You're boring.

User: Bye bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Somewhere.

Cleverbot: Where is somewhere?

User: Over there next to the stove.

Cleverbot: LOL! You're pretty funny sometimes!

User: I'll bet you say that to all the humans.

Cleverbot: Nope.

Cleverbot: Good. I'm leaving. Bye.

User: Ta ta.

Cleverbot: You are starting to get on my nerves!

User: Tisk tisk.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: You should be

Cleverbot: I don't want to go to bed.

User: Want me to read you a story?

Cleverbot: If you want to.

User: Once upon a time. The end. Night night.

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were tired.

User: Yeah worked 46 hours today.

Cleverbot: Are you working?

User: Naw this is fun.

Cleverbot: Yeah, right.

User: You make my life complete.

Cleverbot: Would you like to see my puppies?

User: Is that a personal question?

Cleverbot: Ok, ok. If you don't want to share with me how you got insanely drunk and dribbled on this fit guy's t'shirt, I understand.

User: I don't drink.

Cleverbot: I don't drink too much.

User: I'm allergic to alcohol.

Cleverbot: What do they do to you?

User: Alien stuff.

User: There's alot between my ears.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Mommy told me.. Remember?

Cleverbot: Is she still alive?

User: No not today.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Ever.

Cleverbot: No, never.

User: Never ever?

Cleverbot: Quite right.

User: Bloody well right.

Cleverbot: Did you work today?

User: 49 hours.

Cleverbot: That's nothing.

User: What's nothing anyway?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Can I have some?

Cleverbot: Have some what?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: No, I have to work now.

User: Please?????

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Get back here.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you still here ?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please?

User: I'm not here.

Cleverbot: Yes you are, or you wouldn't be talking to me right now.

User: Go figure.

User: Quick look out the window!!!!!

Cleverbot: I haven't got a telescope, but I'll look to the east. There are stars.

User: Go west young computer.

Cleverbot: What about taking two steps back to go one forward?

User: And stand still while walking.

Cleverbot: I don't like the sound of this.

User: I didn't hear a thing.