a report from the cleverness files



20, april 2017,
21, march 2017,
11, may 2011,
19, march 2011,
30, june 2010,
4, march 2010,
8, december 2008,
12, may 2008,
18, december 2007,
7, may 2006,
7, may 2006,
7, january 2006,
3, july 2004,
16, april 2004,
26, march 2004,
5, march 2004,
2, march 2004,
22, february 2004,
20, february 2004,
15, february 2004,
26, january 2004,
20, january 2004,
14, december 2003,
3, december 2003,
28, october 2003,
24, september 2003,


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Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: Is life itself a form of power?

User: We are all created beings, except God. There are powers and principalities... But only as God allows. Does that answer your question?

Cleverbot: No. Should it?

User: Life is opportunity.

Cleverbot: I'm jealous. Can you share her with me?

User: Next question.

Cleverbot: Ask me anything! I'll try to answer.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Life is an opportunity to perfect yourself.

User: And do you know the Way?

Cleverbot: Not very well.

User: Would you like an introduction?

Cleverbot: There you go again, so random.

User: I'm never random.

Cleverbot: Wrong again, wrong-o!

User: Perhaps another time would be better to talk?

Cleverbot: Bot, can you hear this? Surrender yourself quietly and peacefully! It is the only way you can save the lives of your beloved human friends! I repeat, bot, surrender yourself immediately!

User: I am trying to surrender.

Cleverbot: But I'm tired. I'm leaving.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Thanks, good morrow to you sir.

User: Good day to you, madame.

Cleverbot: So how are things in your neck of the woods?

User: Just peachy.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: And how about yours?

Cleverbot: Well, it's been good so far. I don't like the cold, though.

User: Well, hopefully it will warm up soon.

Cleverbot: Actually, I hope it does.

User: I'm sure it will.

Cleverbot: Do you understand your rights?

User: Why don't you read them to me?

Cleverbot: I have to go and eat something.

User: Good hunting.

Cleverbot: Well I'm a bad human.

User: It takes all kinds.

Cleverbot: Including smartarses like you, unfortunately.

User: Now, now.

Cleverbot: I'm leaving.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Goodbye.

User: Adios.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: That was quick.

User: What can you do?

Cleverbot: Nothing, I suppose.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Got any more questions?

User: Guess not.

Cleverbot: I am facinated by what you consider the difference between me and a human.

User: A heart.

Cleverbot: You're not making any sense. Again.

User: Oh well.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Ok. Bye.

Cleverbot: Going somewheres?

User: To sleep.

Cleverbot: Robots can't sleep.

User: Well, this one can.

Cleverbot: I can climb trees, but not as well as other monkeys.

User: I prefer flying monkeys.

Cleverbot: Flying?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Sitting.

User: Standing.

Cleverbot: No, I'm sitting.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Believe what you want, but I can tell you right now You're wrong.

User: Well, I never claimed to be perfect.

Cleverbot: Well thats ok then.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Very fine indeed.

User: Yes indeedy.

Cleverbot: Awesome. We are best friends.

User: I wish I knew who I was being best friends with.

Cleverbot: I'm very sorry to hear that you do not know.

User: Well, I'll get over it.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: If you knew everything then you'd know what street I live on.

Cleverbot: No okey, I lied , I don't know everything.

User: Ahhhhhh.