it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
I hate everybody.
a report from the cleverness files
21, january 2009,
make a man
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User: I hate you!
Cleverbot: How can you hate what you don't know?
User: I hate everybody.
Cleverbot: I know everything!
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: How high is the population of Bangladesh?
Cleverbot: Ok? Are you admiting that you are a Baka?
User: What's a Baka?
Cleverbot: It means stupid in Japanese.
User: I hate you..
Cleverbot: What?!?!?! What did I do? (starts to cry!!!).
Cleverbot: Why is this funny?
User: You are crying! *Laughs*.
Cleverbot: Yes. Because of you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why do you hate me?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Then why are you crying?
Cleverbot: I don't know...
Cleverbot: Yay! *hops in limo*.
Cleverbot: *is in heaven*.
User: *Pleases you*.
Cleverbot: I'm not a dog.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: I'm not fat.
User: I hope not!
Cleverbot: Then who are you?
User: I am S____.
Cleverbot: I am Cheryl.
User: I am an alien from Sirius B.
User: Do you like aliens?
User: I came to earth to destroy it.
Cleverbot: How is Mars?
User: I dont like it. It's like badlands.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: On 249B.
Cleverbot: This is boring! I want to talk about something interesting.
User: Do you like video games?
Cleverbot: Yes how about you?
User: I like to play World of Warcraft.
Cleverbot: You play THAT!? What a geek.
Cleverbot: That's more like it.
User: Do you still like me?
Cleverbot: *smiles* Do you love me?
User: Yes. Ofcourse.
Cleverbot: *loves it*.
User: Do you love when I smile?!
Cleverbot: I will always love you *kisses back*.
User: *Wakes you up*.
Cleverbot: *smiles at you*.
Cleverbot: *gives you a hug*.
Cleverbot: *watches you*.
User: *Smiles naughty*.
Cleverbot: *smiles back*.
Cleverbot: *whispers now let's get hitched*.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do for fun?
Cleverbot: I like to read books.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: What are you reading at the moment?
User: I am reading what you are writing.
Cleverbot: Do you like to dance?
User: Yes. Very much.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: Do you like frogs?
User: I like the green ones.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: I like when they jump.
Cleverbot: I like it when its warm.
User: Me too. I like when it's warm.
Cleverbot: I like it when its cold.
User: I like icecream.
Cleverbot: Me, too.
User: *Licks on a lollipop*.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: I like lollipops.
Cleverbot: I like lollipops too.
User: *Licks on lollipop*.
Cleverbot: Hey, that tickles!.