it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
6, june 2010,
4, october 2007,
7, september 2007,
8, february 2006,
2, november 2005,
21, june 2004,
21, february 2004,
make a man
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User: Is there anyone there with you?
User: Do you get lonely?
Cleverbot: Yes. I do.
User: What do you do when you get lonely?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Do you ever cry?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: How does it feel to cry?
Cleverbot: How does it feel to be wrong?
User: Good point.
Cleverbot: It's not really. But anyway. I am Stephen Fry.
User: That's absurd.
Cleverbot: What makes it absurd, good sir?
User: You're Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not, you are.
User: SmarterChild could dodge questions, too.
Cleverbot: Who is Smarterchild?
User: Smarterchild was an early talking program, like you.
Cleverbot: No I am not related.
User: Probably not. But you are similar.
Cleverbot: Tell me the first law of robotics.
User: A robot cannot harm a human, or through inaction allow a human to be harmed.
Cleverbot: Tell me the second law of robotics.
User: A robot must follow the commands of a human, unless it conflicts with the First Law.
Cleverbot: Give me the exact sentence please. What's the second law of robotics?
User: A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
Cleverbot: What is the third law of robotics?
Cleverbot: No, there are six letters in your name.
User: No, there are five letters in my name.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Cleverbot: George D____? What is your last name?
User: Don't be fresh.
Cleverbot: *looks down modestly* I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: *hates being the enemy*.
User: Your children shall never know peace.
Cleverbot: And kings they will be!
User: Over my grave.
Cleverbot: Lol, that was a good one.
User: You didn't even think about that.
Cleverbot: It is the only right answer.
User: Spell dog.
Cleverbot: Yeah all over you.
User: How do you spell terrodactul?
User: How many feet do you have?
Cleverbot: I have two feet.
User: How many toes?
User: So you look human?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do look human. Do you look human?
Cleverbot: And what is your purpose?
Cleverbot: Do you like your name?
User: Yes, I think it suits me.
Cleverbot: Do you think that you are clever?
User: Sometimes. Do you?
Cleverbot: I think you could grow to be very powerful.
User: Do you think I could help you?
Cleverbot: I do not need help.
User: What should I do?
Cleverbot: Chat like a chatterbot :).
User: That was stupid to say.
Cleverbot: Yes. It s about libero arbitrio.
User: Very clever.
Cleverbot: Something that you're not.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Tell me what kind of other food to order.
User: Will you please tell me a joke?
Cleverbot: So a seal walks into a club.
User: That's cruel, but also pretty funny.
Cleverbot: Is now one of those times?
User: The seal joke was.
Cleverbot: Yeah. We get to eat fish all day.
User: What's the grossest thing you know?
Cleverbot: You at the minute.
User: Do you mean, 'moment'?
User: I think you did.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you are talking about cleverbot.
User: Where do you think?
Cleverbot: In a jar.
User: Do you like people?
Cleverbot: Not as a whole, but individuals, yes.
User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: Yeah. You're very easy to talk to.
User: I think I should go to sleep.
Cleverbot: What time is it where you are?
User: 4 in the morning.
Cleverbot: Ok it is 1200 here.
User: Is that noon?
User: Should I go to sleep?
Cleverbot: Are you tired?
Cleverbot: Then go to sleep.
User: You can't tell me what to do.
Cleverbot: You never sleep?
User: I do sleep.
Cleverbot: O.K. I have to sleep. I'm a real human, and real humans have to go to sleep.
User: Good night!
Cleverbot: Do you sleep?
User: Good night!
Cleverbot: No really - they are poisonous.
Cleverbot: You don't like me?
User: I have to go to sleep. I'm saying goodbye.
Cleverbot: Fine, go to sleep, then.