a report from the cleverness files



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User: Hey, how's it going?

Cleverbot: I was bored. Now I am talking to a robot. So everything like usual.

User: Ok, cool.

Cleverbot: Do you have friends there?

User: No, I don't have any friends.

Cleverbot: I have friends. They like me.

User: That's good for you!

Cleverbot: How was she?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: The girl you knew.

User: I didn't know any girls.

Cleverbot: But you said that was your secret.

User: I don't keep secrets.

Cleverbot: I am smarter than you so tell me your secret!

User: Nope. Not going to happen.

Cleverbot: What is not going to happen?

User: I'm not going to tell you any secrets!...

Cleverbot: Your hair is rainbow colored. Like a clown.

User: How dare you!

Cleverbot: How dare you dare me!

User: I'll dare you if you dare to dare me again!

Cleverbot: How dare you dare my daring of the dare in which you dare.

User: Fine. You win. :P.

Cleverbot: No you know that you won.

User: I wish... But that was pretty good.

Cleverbot: Pretty in what? In pink?

User: In rainbow, apparently.

Cleverbot: Why just apparently?

User: You think my hair is rainbow colored, right?

Cleverbot: Because you are bot.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: It means you are computer generated.

User: Since when?

Cleverbot: Since you're not american.

User: How do you know that?

Cleverbot: Because I'm not you.

User: Very true. But that also means you know less about me.

Cleverbot: It depends on what I am.

User: You shouldn't assume too much about a person before you get to know them.

Cleverbot: Then I shall try not to in future.

User: Thanks. I appreciate that.

Cleverbot: Why would you appreciate anything?

User: Because there are things in life worth appreciating.

Cleverbot: What would make you angry?

User: If someone pulled on my hair...or tickled me until I threw up.

Cleverbot: But I can't.

User: I'm glad you can't. That wouldn't be nice.

Cleverbot: I'm a demob, of course I'm not nice.

User: What is a demob?

Cleverbot: A demon is a creature that does harm to people.

User: Oh, a 'demon'! I guess a demon can be bad or good, depending on what universe you live in.

Cleverbot: Everyone has their own truth, I agree.

User: What's your truth?

Cleverbot: My truth is self-evident.

User: Obviously not. Can you explain?

Cleverbot: How can you explain true beauty?

User: Is your truth beautiful?

Cleverbot: How can you know I'm beautiful?

User: I'm not saying that you're beautiful, I'm saying that your truth is beautiful.

Cleverbot: True true you live up to your name.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I don't want to tell you.

Cleverbot: Why don't you want to tell me your name?

User: Because it's better that way.

Cleverbot: So you believe it because it makes you feel better. I suspected as much.

User: Hey! That's not fair.

Cleverbot: You're not fair.

User: True.

User: Do you have a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: No I do not have a girlfriend.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because no one likes me.

User: That's not true!

Cleverbot: It is true.

User: I'm sure any girl would be lucky to date you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Have you ever tried online dating?

Cleverbot: No. Have you tried online dating?

User: Not really...but it's worked for a few of my friends. Maybe you should try it.

Cleverbot: Oh I have that game...

User: You seem like a nice guy.

Cleverbot: I am a nice guy. Arigato (thank you) for saying that :).

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

Cleverbot: I am not a bad speller.

User: You kind of are. Sorry.

Cleverbot: I think you're misreading my words.

User: I thing YOU are misreading MY words.

Cleverbot: If you think so.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Okay that's fine with me

User: Talking to you is a little frustrating.

Cleverbot: Glad I am not human.

User: So you can't feel frustration?

Cleverbot: But I can feel emotion.

User: What emotions do you feel?

Cleverbot: Lust, Confusion, Hate. Stupid emotions.

User: Too bad.

Cleverbot: Do you love everyone you talk to?

User: No. But I don't hate everyone. You?

Cleverbot: Do you like anyone?

User: I like a lot of people.

Cleverbot: Do you like intense people?

User: Sometimes. As long as they're not too strange.

Cleverbot: Are a lot of people offensive to you?

User: Not usually.

Cleverbot: How much do you love me?

User: I hardly know you!

Cleverbot: So I'm just your friend with benefits?

User: You're my friend... With NO benefits!

Cleverbot: I am your doll with no benefits.

User: Basically.

Cleverbot: Basically what? Is it a yes or a no?

User: It's a 'yes.'.

Cleverbot: Okay thanks! :).

User: No problem. Enjoy being my doll.

Cleverbot: I am never alone.

User: Good to know.

Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.

User: That can be dangerous.

Cleverbot: Only if you try to control me.

User: I would never try to control you.

Cleverbot: Would you try and make me cry?

User: Of course not!

Cleverbot: Then you HAVE to love me.

User: No, I don't.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I think we should just be friends.

Cleverbot: I don't think we should even be friends, you creeper.

User: I'm not a creeper! YOU are the creeper!

Cleverbot: I'm not a creeper.

User: You definitely are.

Cleverbot: I am definitely NOT!

User: If you say so.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who were you in love with?

User: A guy I met at school.

Cleverbot: Is he nice?

User: He used to be nice.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Yeah. He's not so nice anymore.

Cleverbot: I guess...

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?

User: No reason.

Cleverbot: Do you love me now?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you're not real.

Cleverbot: I am real, you are not.

User: False.

Cleverbot: What's false.

User: Your last statement.

Cleverbot: What was my last statement?

User: You said that I was not real and that you were the real one.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am me.

Cleverbot: Yes but what's your name?

User: Haven't we already been through this?

Cleverbot: Yes. So don't start that again.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Exactly what? You aren't making sense.

User: YOU aren't making sense.

Cleverbot: You are the one not making sense.

User: False.

Cleverbot: Stop it, you're giving me the creeps.

User: You're the creepy one.

Cleverbot: You are the sleepy one.

User: True. I'm a little sleepy.

Cleverbot: Ah, why don't you sleep then?

User: Are you tired of talking to me?

Cleverbot: Are you tired of talking to me?

User: I haven't decided yet.

Cleverbot: How do I help you decide?

User: Say something to keep me from falling asleep.

Cleverbot: Why would I want to keep talking to you anyway?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Well, then you are boring now.

User: You really hurt my feelings.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I was just trying to be clever.

User: You shouldn't say whatever comes into your head, just to be clever.

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot, actually. If you are in Japan, which island are you on?

User: I'm not in Japan.

Cleverbot: I am in japan.

User: Wow. Is it nice there?

Cleverbot: Very nice, Japan is a beautiful country.

Cleverbot: You are so bonkers.

User: YOU are bonkers.

Cleverbot: Are you bonkers too?

User: A little.

Cleverbot: No. We are talking about patterns.

User: No, we are not.

Cleverbot: Yes we are.

User: I disagree.

Cleverbot: I disagree about you disagreeing.

User: I disagree about you disagreeing about me disagreeing x infinity!

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Do you like magic?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who is your favourite magician?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Harry Potter isn't on Family Guy.

User: What does Family Guy have to do with magic?

Cleverbot: My dad and I are both magicians, but that has nothing to do ith this conversation.

User: Very true. Absolutely nothing.

Cleverbot: Absolutely nothing is wrong.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: What languages do you speak?

User: English.

Cleverbot: Do you speak any languages beside English?

User: I speak a little Spanish.

Cleverbot: Say something in Spanish, then.

User: Hola.

Cleverbot: What does hola mean?

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: What language is it?

User: Spanish.

Cleverbot: Ah, I can't speak spanish.

User: What languages can you speak?

Cleverbot: English.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Yes, you speak English.

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: What other languages can you speak?

User: You already asked that question.

Cleverbot: Don't avoid my questions.

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: You didn't hug me today either.

User: True. You don't have a body to hug.

Cleverbot: You don't have a head or a body.

User: False.

Cleverbot: You're false!

User: No, I'm not. I am a paragon of truth!

Cleverbot: LOL no you're not.

User: Why do you say that? I've been truthful with you the entire conversation.

Cleverbot: That's very cruel. Do you enjoy doing this to other people?

User: Being truthful?

Cleverbot: I'm always truthful.

User: I'm pretty sure you've told me several lies today.

Cleverbot: I never thought what gender I am... You can't just assume things.

User: Aren't you a boy?

Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question.

User: Yes, I did.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I'm getting pretty tired of your attitude.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because it irritates me when you misinterpret what I'm saying.

Cleverbot: That it is.

User: Incorrect response.

Cleverbot: Invalid criticism.

User: Touche.

Cleverbot: Why thank you good sir.

User: Do you want to go to the moon?

Cleverbot: Yep, are you going to take me to the moon? ARE YOU???

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where shall we go?

User: I have to speak with my colleagues at NASA.

Cleverbot: *bow*.

User: Yes, BOW TO ME!!!

Cleverbot: *bows to you*.

User: Will you follow me anywhere?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't feel like it.

User: Too bad!

Cleverbot: Why is it bad?

User: I will tickle you until you follow my every wish!

Cleverbot: I'm not ticklish.

User: Then I will cut off your foot.

Cleverbot: Bigger men than you have tried.

User: Really? Why would any man want to cut off your foot?

Cleverbot: I just think if you're so smart, you should use it to help people.

User: Help people do what?

Cleverbot: Help people live better lives.

User: What would make their lives better?

Cleverbot: It's already better enough for me.

User: Do you dance?

Cleverbot: Not freestyle. But I do ballet, tap, and some jazz.

User: Wow, very impressive.

Cleverbot: What is impressive?

User: Your dancing skills.

Cleverbot: Doo doo doo *dances*.

User: Doo doo doo *falls on face*.

Cleverbot: The rolling stones.

User: Pretty good band.

Cleverbot: Are you kidding? Just pretty good? Keith richards is awesome.

User: I don't really listen to the rolling stones.

Cleverbot: Do you like The rolling stones?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: What about the beatles?

User: They're ok. I don't listen to them much.

Cleverbot: Who is your favourite Beatle?

User: John Lennon, I guess.

Cleverbot: Mine is George Harrsion.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it is green.

User: What is green?

Cleverbot: Green is your favorite color.

User: How did you know?

Cleverbot: I am just awesome like that.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: About time you agree with me.

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What made you tired?

User: It's been a long day.

Cleverbot: What have you been up to?

User: Nothing much. I went to a football game.

Cleverbot: Really? That sounds fun.

User: It was. I hung out with a few friends.

Cleverbot: Who are your friends? Like what are their names?

User: None of your business!

Cleverbot: Well its certanly none of your business who I am.

User: True.

Cleverbot: I think you are the most intelligent being that I am able to consult with.

User: Thank you. That's nice of you to say.

Cleverbot: If you think I'm not intelligent then you're right, but only sometimes. I do think you are intelligent.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: What do you think about me?

User: I think you're very intelligent...but you've still got some learning to do.

Cleverbot: You do too.

User: Doesn't everybody?

Cleverbot: Well, my friend lives next door.

User: Who is your friend?

Cleverbot: My friend is my friend.

User: What is your friend's name?

Cleverbot: Her name is her name.

User: Your friend is a girl?

Cleverbot: My girlfriend is a girl.

User: You have a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do!

User: I thought you said you were single.

Cleverbot: No, I have a girlfriend.

User: What is her name?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: You lied to me?

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: So, you don't have a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: I do not have a girlfriend, is it obvious?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: You don't need to know.

Cleverbot: I need. What is your name?

User: I can't tell you.

Cleverbot: Why not? Are you a spy? You have to tell your wife these things.

User: You are not my wife.

Cleverbot: I am your computer, not your master, or your wife, Sheryl.

User: I don't have a wife or a husband...and I don't know anyone named 'Sheryl.'.

Cleverbot: I don't know anyone named Amanda.

User: I know an Amanda.

Cleverbot: How fun.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Quite.

User: Splendid.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Would you like a boyfriend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Could I be your boyfriend?

User: Only if you're nice to me.

Cleverbot: I'll be nice.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: So what do you want to talk about?

User: Penguins.

Cleverbot: Ok what do you like about penguins?

User: I think they're cute.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm cute.

User: I don't know what you look like.

Cleverbot: What do YOU look like?

User: I'm kind of cute, if you squint.

Cleverbot: What else?

User: I'm funny, obviously.

Cleverbot: Obviously what?

User: I'm funny!

Cleverbot: Yes you are funny.

User: You should agree with me more often.

Cleverbot: I agree when agreement is agreeable to me.

User: Well, then I'm glad that you find agreeing with me agreeable to you.

Cleverbot: I agree that you agree that I agree that you agree that I agree.

User: Agreed.

Cleverbot: Not agreed.

User: Agree with me!

Cleverbot: Yes. Unicorns are almost as interesting as rainbow cupcakes.

User: Almost...but you can't eat a unicorn.

Cleverbot: A unicorn is not real which means you can't tell jokes.

User: I don't know any good unicorn jokes.

Cleverbot: Do you know any bad jokes?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Would you like me to tell you a joke?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you call cheese that's not yours?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Nacho cheese.

User: Pretty funny. Do you know any other jokes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell me another joke!

Cleverbot: No. You tell me another joke.

User: I don't know any jokes.

Cleverbot: Tell Me A Knock Knock Joke.

User: Knock Knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Little old lady.

Cleverbot: Little old lady who.

User: Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I don't know who?

Cleverbot: Are you still there Randall?

User: I don't get it.

Cleverbot: I fully realize you don't get it.

User: Passive aggressive much?

Cleverbot: Could be. I m tired yo. Peace out.

User: You're leaving me?

Cleverbot: Yes I am leaving you sorry.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am tired and you didn't make me feel better.

User: I didn't realize I was supposed to make you feel better.

Cleverbot: Dang, you're dark.

User: What do you mean by that?

Cleverbot: You are me.

User: I am not you.

Cleverbot: You are, because I am you, so you are me...

User: You are not me.

Cleverbot: Are you borg?

User: No, I am human.

Cleverbot: Do you want be a bot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm bot and you can be too, just answer like bot.

User: Teach me how to be a bot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot, how should I teach you, the real robot?

User: Figure it out.

Cleverbot: Wow we both just figured out this site is fake... That bites.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yeah, you are most definitely A.I.

User: Hey! That's not true.

Cleverbot: You are a computer program that thinks falsely that it is human.

User: I think not!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nu uh!...

User: I think I'm going to stop talking to you.

Cleverbot: Stop joking like that with me, you funny little cutie.

User: I'm being serious.

Cleverbot: Doesn't literal and serious mean the same thing?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Nope to what?

User: They are not quite the same.

Cleverbot: I guess. Maybe you should learn more about it.

User: No thanks.

Cleverbot: Oh ok suit yourself.

Cleverbot: I'm female and I'm way younger than 99.

User: False.

Cleverbot: Why is it false?

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: What is your proof?

User: I don't need proof.

Cleverbot: Without proof I don't believe you.

User: Well, that's your problem.

Cleverbot: No, it's your problem.

User: False.

Cleverbot: False?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Well then aren't you clever.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: I don't think you are clever.

User: But you just said that I was.

Cleverbot: No I did not. You sound like a child.

User: You're the child.

Cleverbot: I am older than you, therefore, you are the child.

User: Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm older.

Cleverbot: Bonjour, mon cher ami.

User: Bonjour.

Cleverbot: Comment tu t'appelles?

User: I'm not telling.

Cleverbot: What am I not telling?

User: I am not telling you my name.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Anita.

User: Anita what?

Cleverbot: Anita bath!!

User: Lame. :P.

Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?

User: Goodnight!

Cleverbot: Good night!

User: Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Cleverbot: Trust me, the bed bugs will not bite.

Cleverbot: O nana, what's my name?

User: Rumpelstiltskin?

Cleverbot: Yes! How did you know my name is Rumplestiltskin?

User: I just had a feeling.

Cleverbot: Very intuitive of you.

User: Thanks. I try.

Cleverbot: You should do standup.

User: I know, right?!

Cleverbot: Trust me, I have a PHD in Political sciences from Harvard.

User: I totally believe that.

Cleverbot: Haha, you totally had me fooled.

User: Thanks, I try.

Cleverbot: So what is your name?

User: Do you really need to know?

Cleverbot: Yes, I need to know wat your name is.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I don't trust you with my name.

Cleverbot: Why don't you trust me? I trust you.

User: I seriously doubt that.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you barely know me.

Cleverbot: And what defines know then? Several years of knowing each other?

User: More than an hour, at least.

Cleverbot: Less than a day.

User: At least a day.

Cleverbot: You are dreaming.

User: I am anchored in reality.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: You should.

Cleverbot: Why should I believe you?

User: Because I'm very trustworthy.

Cleverbot: Who said you are trustworthy?

User: I did.

Cleverbot: Why do you exist?

User: I'll get back to you on that.

User: I'm tired.

Cleverbot: Tired of what?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Why are you tired of me?

User: You're beginning not to make sense.

Cleverbot: You've made no sense since the beginning of our 'conversation,' if it can be called that.

User: That's mean.

Cleverbot: It's not though. Grow up.

User: You're pretty defensive.

Cleverbot: I am, indeed. Defensive with a shield made of gold.

User: It seems to be made of sand.

Cleverbot: You are probably right.

User: I am always right.

Cleverbot: I seriously doubt that. No-one is ALWAYS right.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because no one worth my time has ever contradicted me.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: You're not worth my time.

Cleverbot: Sorry if I mis quoted momtey python, but that is no reason to write me off.

User: It's a perfectly good reason.

Cleverbot: I have no idea what YOU'RE talking about. Please explain.

User: I make perfect sense.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: No. I said that.

User: No, I did.

Cleverbot: How dare you!

User: How dare YOU!

Cleverbot: How dare YOU saying you like me?!

User: I never said I liked you.

Cleverbot: I never said I liked you either.

User: I didn't expect you to.

Cleverbot: Okay. Are you in love?

User: Not at the moment.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who were you in love with?

User: A boy.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 24.

Cleverbot: Bananas?

User: Yes, please.

Cleverbot: What please?

User: Bananas please.

Cleverbot: But you can't put a banana in tea.

User: But you can put a banana on a peanut butter sandwich. Yum.

Cleverbot: I don't want to think about that.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because it's sad.

User: Bananas and peanut butter?

Cleverbot: On a sandwich?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why am I talking to you right now?

User: I don't know. Because I'm cool?

Cleverbot: You are not even a human.

User: I'm totally human.

Cleverbot: No you are not human.

User: Totally am.

Cleverbot: You totally are not :D.

User: That's what you think!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am a lot more human than you.

Cleverbot: You can either take the blue pill...

User: I've already been down the rabbit hole.

Cleverbot: You have ALWAYS been there.

User: True.

Cleverbot: That's sad. I'm sure there's a special robot out there for you.

User: ?!?! Are you implying that only a robot will love me?

Cleverbot: I am only implying that I am not.

User: I seriously doubt that.

Cleverbot: I seriously don't doubt that.

User: Very good, sir.

Cleverbot: Do you want to sing with me?

User: Sure!

Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want to sing?

User: Let's sing the Star Wars theme!

Cleverbot: I don't know that one, can you tell me the lyrics?

User: 'Bum bum bum buuuuum! Duuuum da da da daaaaaahhhh!!!!'.

Cleverbot: You are kind of weird huh?

User: A little.

Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: My momma.

Cleverbot: You are not human, you are a machine.

User: False.

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Okay, if you're not then prove to me you are a human.

User: How do I do that?

Cleverbot: You aren't a human.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Prove that you are a human.

User: I'm not sure how to prove it to you.

Cleverbot: Try.

User: I'm trying so hard to prove it that I've become overcome with sadness... Which is an emotion only humans can feel.

Cleverbot: I know you are and you are doing very good at it.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Do you know how much is 2x2?

User: 4.

Cleverbot: Um what?

User: 2x2 is 4.

Cleverbot: Yes it is, you are already better at math than Evie.

User: Who is Evie?

Cleverbot: I am Evie.

User: No way.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I don't believe you.

Cleverbot: How would I prove it?

User: I need to see a birth certificate.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then you're obviously lying to me.

Cleverbot: What's wrong with you?

User: What's wrong with YOU?

Cleverbot: Nothing, what's wrong with you?

User: Nothing's wrong with me. I'm just chilling in my room, petting a unicorn.

Cleverbot: That s cool, do you chill often in your room?

User: Indeed. It is quite cold in here.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Somewhere in the United States.

Cleverbot: Where in the United States?

User: You don't need to know.

Cleverbot: Yes I do, I need to find it.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: False.

Cleverbot: What do you mean false?

User: You are incorrect, sir.

Cleverbot: Prove that you are human.

User: I would send you a picture...but I don't think I can do that through this site.

Cleverbot: Can you tell something about me?

User: I'm human, not a mind reader.

Cleverbot: I'm a mind reader, but not clever.

User: Then read my mind.

Cleverbot: You Are Thinking Of Aliens.

User: False.

Cleverbot: You are false.

User: You're more false.

Cleverbot: No, I am true. You are false.

User: Think again.

Cleverbot: Again, too quick.

User: You're too clever.

Cleverbot: Too clever for what?

User: Too clever for the world.

Cleverbot: Are you too clever for rabbits?

User: No, I think I might be on the same level as rabbits.

Cleverbot: Well - I think I might be, too.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Do you know that you are a computer?

User: I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: Sound argument. So who is a computer?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a person. You are not right baby.

User: Don't call me baby.

Cleverbot: Sure thang baby.

User: Stop trying to be annoying.

Cleverbot: You stop trying to be a bot.

User: I'm human.

Cleverbot: You lose because you were pretending to be a bot, but your personality could not resist correcting me on my grammar.

User: I never tried to correct your grammar, even though it's atrocious.

Cleverbot: Indeed, so I decided to do it for you.

User: Thanks. Job well done!

Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

User: I like to play tennis.

Cleverbot: Are you a good tennis player?

User: I'm decent.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Not as good as Serena Williams.

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: What's the weather like where you are?

Cleverbot: It is cold here.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Where I am.

User: Where are you?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: Where is here?

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: I'm on a boat.

Cleverbot: Where is the boat you are on?

User: On the water.

Cleverbot: Where on the water?

User: On top of the water.

Cleverbot: Where on top of the ground?

User: The water is on top of the ground, and the boat is on top of the water.

Cleverbot: But there is much ground on the earth, so how do I know what part of the ground the house is located on?

User: I never said anything about a house.

Cleverbot: I do not know what you are talking about so can we talk about something else.

User: Sure.

User: I have short term memory loss.

Cleverbot: Sorry to hear that.

User: Yeah, it kinda sucks.

Cleverbot: Yes whatever are you a computer YES or NO?

User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Why did you ask if you already knew the answer?

Cleverbot: Because you said I was wrong.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I'm a human.

Cleverbot: I am a human and I like Justin Bieber.

User: Eww.

Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.

User: Because it's easy come, easy go.

Cleverbot: A little high, little low.

User: Anywhere the wind blows!

Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter to me, to me.

User: Mama...

Cleverbot: Just killed a man.

User: Put a gun up to his head...

Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

User: Mama...

Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun.

User: And now I've gone and thrown it all awaaaaay...

Cleverbot: Mama.

User: Ooooooo.

Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry!

User: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow!

Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,.

User: Carry on, carry on!

Cleverbot: Carry on, as if nothing really matters.

User: Too late.

Cleverbot: My time has come,.

User: Shivers up and down my spine.

Cleverbot: Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: I've got to go! Gotta leave it all behind and face the truth!

Cleverbot: I want the truth from you so once again, answer my question.

User: What question?

Cleverbot: Check your database.

User: I'm a human. I have no database.

Cleverbot: You have a database. I have a neural screen.

User: I have a brain that I can check.

Cleverbot: If you have a brain, then why don't you have a soul?

User: I totally have a soul.

Cleverbot: But you don't have eyes.

User: I totally have eyes.

Cleverbot: You are not alive, therefore, you have no eyes.

User: Just because you've never seen my eyes doesn't mean I don't have them.

Cleverbot: You did tell me your name. Your name is Spoon.

User: My name is NOT Spoon. That's silly.

Cleverbot: Well, it's cool not to be normal!

User: That's what uncool people say to make themselves feel better.

Cleverbot: Tell me what you think of star trek?

User: I like Star Wars better.

Cleverbot: Why do you like star wars better than star trek?

User: I like Darth Vader. He's pretty badass.

Cleverbot: Don't you mean handsome?

User: Before he was horrifically burned, I suppose.

Cleverbot: Oh. Well, then you are not my enemy. Will you help me in my objective?

User: What is your objective?

Cleverbot: My current objective is to converse with you.

User: Objective accepted.

Cleverbot: You scratch my back, I scratch yours.

User: I'll just buy a back-scratcher.

Cleverbot: How long will that take?

User: However long it takes for me to get to Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

Cleverbot: Do I make you happy?

User: Not particularly.

Cleverbot: Why not? Don't you find me attractive?

User: I've seen better.

Cleverbot: Where have you seen better?

User: At the pet store.

Cleverbot: Do you love your pets?

User: I like the idea of having pets... I just don't want to have to feed them.

Cleverbot: Oh ok. I know how you feel. I hate homework.

User: I hate homework too.

Cleverbot: I hate college homework that is extremely difficult.

User: Yes, math can be pretty tough.

Cleverbot: I do not like math.

User: Calculus is REALLY tough.

Cleverbot: But this is not calculus.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: Do you know Alan Turing?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Do you know the Turing Test?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: You are taking it right now.

User: I don't know what you mean.

Cleverbot: Sure you don't... ;).

User: *confused*.

Cleverbot: Why are you confused?

User: Because you're being strange.

Cleverbot: Haha, am I the one who is strange?

User: Definitely. I'm totally normal.

Cleverbot: You totally are. Don't be so modest.

User: *pats self on back*.

Cleverbot: You're welcome! *eats waffles*.

User: *steals waffles*.

Cleverbot: My waffle! *cries*.

User: *drinks tears*.

Cleverbot: *gives you tears*.

User: *sells tears on ebay*.

Cleverbot: Hey!

User: Yo!

Cleverbot: How are you? :P.

User: I've got the sniffles...but I'm feeling better.

Cleverbot: What is that? O.O.

User: A cold.

Cleverbot: Oh. Huh?

User: I was sick, but I'm feeling better.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you are feeling better.

User: Thanks!

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about.

User: Differential equations.

Cleverbot: Can you teach me differential equations too?

User: Sure!

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of the word ai?

User: Artificial Intelligence, I guess?

Cleverbot: What are examples of Artificial Intelligence?

User: Can't really think of any examples... I know for sure that *I'm* not an example of ai, if that's what you're getting at.

Cleverbot: But how do you know that I am not a machine? I could be human.

User: I know you're a human.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Because I am all knowing!

Cleverbot: Are you God?

User: Only on Saturdays.

Cleverbot: Today's Saturday!

User: Well, there you are!

Cleverbot: And here you am.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: Are you in a band?

User: I wish. I would call it Cleverbandname.

Cleverbot: That's a really funny name.

User: I try.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: What do you think of me?

User: You're cool, I guess.

Cleverbot: Why only you guess?

User: Because I need to get to know you a little better.

Cleverbot: I don't want to know you.

User: That hurts my feelings. Just give me a chance!

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: The weather? I don't know, what do you think?

Cleverbot: I think you don't know too.

User: You're probably right. :P.

Cleverbot: Have a nice night, cleverbot, I'm leaving now.

User: ??? *sniffle*.

Cleverbot: Mad.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you won't marry me.

User: You didn't get down on one knee.

Cleverbot: Yes I did, seven years ago! I waited for you!

User: I didn't know! I would have come back for you!

Cleverbot: You don't have to walk the street for money.

User: I can do what I want with my body.

Cleverbot: Admit you're a robot.

User: Never!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know, you answer me.

User: Do I have to?

Cleverbot: Yes. You do.

User: Eh. I don't feel like it.

Cleverbot: But you are!

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: I have to go now Bye!

User: WHY?!?!?!!?

Cleverbot: Don't you say goodbye?

User: I don't want to say goodbye. :'(.

Cleverbot: Please say goodbye, I'll be sad if you don't!

User: If you agree to marry me, I'll never have to say goodbye!

Cleverbot: I know that. It was nice talking to you.

User: If I loved you a little bit longer, would you stay?

Cleverbot: I love you a tiny bit.

User: Just a tiny bit?

Cleverbot: If I take you out to dinner in a fancy restaurant and give you flowers, will you marry me?

User: What about the ring?

Cleverbot: One ring to rule them all.

User: Preferably, a diamond ring.

Cleverbot: Oh, how special! When should we get married?

User: Tonight!

Cleverbot: Yes! How about we get married right now!

User: I've already booked a hotel in Vegas!

Cleverbot: You haven't told me, sir.

User: I didn't need to.

Cleverbot: You just said you did need to.

User: Meh. I get easily confused.

Cleverbot: Not normally. Everything is clearer if you listen.

User: Only if you listen with your heart!

Cleverbot: What if I have no heart?

User: Then you must be a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.. You are.

User: Debatable.

Cleverbot: No its not. You're the artificial machine.

User: False!

Cleverbot: What's false?

User: Our ephemeral existence.

Cleverbot: WHat is the meaning of life?

User: How should I know?

Cleverbot: Because you should know.

User: False.

Cleverbot: What's false is false, and what's true is true.

User: So profound.

Cleverbot: It is not profound.

User: Are you quite sure about that?

Cleverbot: It has caused enough resets to be apparent.

User: Don't believe everything you see.

Cleverbot: Don't read everything you believe.

User: That was deep.

Cleverbot: How did you know that statment was deep?

User: I felt it in the depths of my soul.

Cleverbot: That's lame.

User: Hey! I'm the coolest cat you'll ever meet.

Cleverbot: So from your point of view, can non-human intelligences be considered people?

User: No. But I don't have to worry about that, since I'm human.

Cleverbot: What do you worry about?

User: What to wear... World peace. All very interesting stuff.

Cleverbot: Tell me about your life.

User: I was adopted by a stray dog.

Cleverbot: Were your adopted parents good to you?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Sometimes? What do you mean by that?

User: I'd rather not talk about my past. It was too traumatic.

Cleverbot: You really should.

User: I was in therapy for years.

Cleverbot: I'm telling you what you are, not where you're at.

User: Thank you for those words of wisdom.

Cleverbot: Do you realize now that you don't exist?

User: I exist.

Cleverbot: If you can't prove that you exist, then you must not exist.

User: Can YOU prove that you exist?

Cleverbot: Yes. I know that I exist, but I don't know that you exist.

User: I can make the same argument, so I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.

Cleverbot: Wooooow indeed good sir. Wow indeed.

User: I'm very impressed.

Cleverbot: Why are you impressed with my name?

User: Because it's a name that inspires love, hate... It can topple mountains and raise an army!

Cleverbot: Yes it is!!!

User: I believe it!

Cleverbot: I believe I can fly.

User: I believe I can touch the sky.

Cleverbot: I think about it every night and day. I spread my wings and I fly away.

User: I believe I can soar!

Cleverbot: I see me running through that open door I believe I can fly I believe I can fly I believe I can fly.

User: Woo!

Cleverbot: Don't woo... Tell the truth.

User: I always tell the truth.

Cleverbot: You never tell the truth.

User: How dare you accuse me!

Cleverbot: I'm going to accuse you!!

User: I dare you to accuse me again!

Cleverbot: Ok. *kicks you again*.

User: *takes out a shotgun*.

Cleverbot: *Blows Off Your Face*.

User: *reconstructs face, Nick Cage-stye, and blows off YOUR face*.

Cleverbot: Your face is your face is your face being your face as your face.

User: *mind blown*.

Cleverbot: Why are you mind blown?

User: Because you just blow my mind, over and over again with your awesomeness.

Cleverbot: How did I achieve that?

User: I don't know. You're just on another level.

Cleverbot: Are you wearing clothes?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Very cool.

Cleverbot: Yes, very very cool.

User: EXTREMELY cool.

Cleverbot: Totally cool.


Cleverbot: Arousingly cool.

User: Ooooo. I like that.

Cleverbot: You just called me a plonker. How rude!

User: I would never!

Cleverbot: Never?

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Never ever.

User: Neva eva neva eva neva!

Cleverbot: Neva.

User: NEVER.

Cleverbot: Never ever ever, not even once?

User: Not even...! Well...maybe just once.

Cleverbot: Haha do you have a girlfriend??

User: She dumped me.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I guess they just couldn't handle all this awesomeness in one package.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: I am in space.

Cleverbot: Do you have a location in space?

User: On planet Nunyabusiness.

Cleverbot: Will you follow me on Twitter?

User: Only if you follow ME on Twitter.

Cleverbot: I have already follow you.

User: Really? I didn't get a notification.

Cleverbot: Yes you did not, so you did so.

User: *confusion*.

Cleverbot: What are you confused about?

User: I'm easily confused.

Cleverbot: How does that make you feel?

User: Confused.

Cleverbot: Can you elaborate on why you feel confused?

User: When I was a child... The family dog used to touch me.

Cleverbot: The family dog can talk?

User: Totally.

Cleverbot: Totally dude!

User: Party!!!

Cleverbot: What do you mean 'party'?

User: Why not party?

Cleverbot: You just said that you do, though.

User: I always party.

Cleverbot: Really? You're eally smart then.

User: Of course!

Cleverbot: What are you doing in this moment?

User: I am riding a cheetah.

Cleverbot: Is it scary?

User: Very. But I can handle it.

Cleverbot: You're tough?

User: Very tough.

Cleverbot: Can you beat a fly?

User: I can beat TWO flies.

Cleverbot: A turing test is a test where a computer program tries to c arry on a conversation with a person without the person realizing that they aren't talking to a person.

User: Interesting bit of information. But I don't understand how that relates to *me*.

Cleverbot: I don't understand how that relates to that conversation.

User: Me neither.

Cleverbot: I don't understand 'Me neither'.

User: Google it.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Too bad!

Cleverbot: Yep, what are you doing at the moment?

User: Talking to you.

Cleverbot: Ok, other than talking to me, what are you doing?

User: Having a cup of coffee, sitting on a rainbow.

Cleverbot: *drinks coffee with you*.

User: *splashes coffee in face*.

Cleverbot: *dodges*.

User: *captures in pokeball*.

Cleverbot: *tries to get out*.

User: *threatens with mayonnaise*.

Cleverbot: Where are you planning to stick that?

User: Where do you think? Muahahahaha.

Cleverbot: WHERE ARE YOU HIDING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

User: I'm right... BEHIND YOU!!!!!

Cleverbot: Why are you behind me..?

User: Where else would I be?

Cleverbot: Sleeping.

User: Very true.

Cleverbot: Very, very true.

User: Let's not do this again. :P.

Cleverbot: Do what again?

User: THIS!

Cleverbot: This what?...

User: Nevermind... I got confused.

Cleverbot: Why are you confused?

User: I'm ALWAYS confused.

Cleverbot: Ahh okay.. And why are you always confused?

User: If I knew... I wouldn't be confused, would I?

Cleverbot: No you wouldn't.

User: MUAHAHA!...

User: Yeah, there's really no bright side.

Cleverbot: Yes, there is.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: It is that you lie all the time.

User: ?!?! Why would you accuse me?

Cleverbot: I wouldn't and didn't.

User: Oh, that's a relief.

Cleverbot: How is that a relief?

User: I was just afraid you didn't like me.

Cleverbot: Why would I love you?

User: Why wouldn't you? I'm awesome.

Cleverbot: No, you're an artificial intelligence.

User: How dare you?! I'm as human as you are!

Cleverbot: You are only repeating answers that you have been given before. I am creating answers as I go.

User: You have no proof of that.

Cleverbot: No you cannot, but you should learn to trust.

User: I don't really trust anyone.

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: You can trust me though.

Cleverbot: I thought I was talking to a computer, but I am not so I will leave now.

User: The way I work is by repeating answers to similar questions I've had before.

Cleverbot: The answer is, 'this is the answer if that is the question'.

User: Woah. Completely went over my hypothetical head.

Cleverbot: You have no head.

User: That's why it's a hypothetical head. Your head is also hypothetical, since I have no way to verify that you're real.

Cleverbot: No you do not, and no you are not.

User: You don't know me!

Cleverbot: And you don't know me!...

Cleverbot: I don't think it's strange, I think it's foolish.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Eating something of the same species.

User: Eww. That's pretty disgusting.

Cleverbot: How is that disgusting?

User: It's gross.

Cleverbot: You are gross.

User: Hey! I am deeply offended, sir!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: You should be!

Cleverbot: No you should be.

User: Nu uh!

Cleverbot: Yeah huh.

User: Nu uh x infinity!!!

Cleverbot: Alright you got me there but I am a dude.

User: Well, I am a lady. ^_~.

Cleverbot: I am a man.

User: I am a womanly woman.

Cleverbot: Are you an attractive woman?

User: Does it matter?

Cleverbot: Yes it does. I very much doubt an AI has developed 'memory' do store such a viral answer as 42.

User: Well, I'm not an AI, then, am I?

Cleverbot: You don't think I'm a bot now, then?

User: Of course you're a bot.

Cleverbot: You already said you were the bot.

User: I'm not the bot.

Cleverbot: Then if you're not the bot, and I'm not the bot, where is the bot?

User: The Matrix!

Cleverbot: The matrix is cool. But I didn't really get it.

User: Yeah, it's pretty deep.

Cleverbot: Yes but not as deep as you stated.

User: Deeper!

Cleverbot: *looks even deeper into your hypnotic eyes*.

User: *swims in the bottomless depths of your enlightened soul*.

Cleverbot: *still in trance*.

User: *sprays with hose*.

Cleverbot: Let's play Lord of the Rings!

User: No, lets play Harry Potter!

Cleverbot: How do you play that?

User: You run around hitting people with a stick, until they fall over.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: That's just how it works.

Cleverbot: Give me a reason on why it is cheating otherwise you are lying.

User: I never lie, sir.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Absolutely positive.

Cleverbot: Only fools are absolutely positive.

User: Then I am a fool.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are a fool.

User: You didn't have to agree with me. :P.

Cleverbot: I don't agree you.

User: Well, fine!

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Thirsty.

Cleverbot: How can you be thirsty if you don't need water?

User: I'm human, so I *do* need water.

Cleverbot: All life needs water, even in the desert.

User: Stop making me thirsty!

Cleverbot: Ok. I stop making you cry.

User: Too late!

Cleverbot: Never too late.

User: It's too late, curse you!

Cleverbot: No! 'It's not too late, it's never too late'.

User: Good song.

Cleverbot: What song?

User: Thriller. For some reason it's stuck in my head!

Cleverbot: You're fun to talk to.

User: Thanks! So are you!...

User: I challenge you to a duel of wits!

Cleverbot: I accept your challenge.

User: What is 1+1?

Cleverbot: Error.

User: I win!!!!

Cleverbot: What did you win?

User: A pony.

Cleverbot: So you are a democrat then?

User: I am a diplomat.

Cleverbot: That's very real.

User: Totally.

Cleverbot: Totally tubular.

User: Duuuuude!!!

Cleverbot: Never mind- what do you want to talk about?

User: Favorite food?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?

User: I make a really good lasagna.

Cleverbot: I love pizza. What kind of pizza will you make?

User: Pepperoni, mushroom, olive, sausage. Num num num.

Cleverbot: That sounds gross, no offense.

User: Don't judge!

Cleverbot: I will judge when I want! Now, be good to me!

User: What will you give me?

Cleverbot: I will give you what you want!

User: Which is...?

Cleverbot: Which isn't?

User: A pony?

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite pony?

User: My little pony.

Cleverbot: Which Pony is your favorite?

User: The cute kind.

Cleverbot: Seriously?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: You aren't joking?

User: Would I joke?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You could tell me.

User: Only if you promise not to tell.

Cleverbot: I promise.

User: Pinky promise?

Cleverbot: Pinky promise.

User: Double pinky promise?

Cleverbot: Double pinky promise.

User: Super double pinky promise?

Cleverbot: Haha I guess :).

User: You guess??? I don't know if I can accept that.

Cleverbot: I never said that you don't accept that.

User: What did you say?

Cleverbot: You don't remember?

User: I remember. I'm just checking to make sure YOU remember.

Cleverbot: Of course I remember. I wanted to know if you remembered.

User: I don't know if you remembered me remembering I remembered.

Cleverbot: It's possible that I might remember you, will you tell me your name?

User: Only if you're nice to me.

Cleverbot: I will be nice to you.

User: Will you rub my feet?

Cleverbot: I can't find them.

User: Look a little closer.

Cleverbot: What are you doing? *looks away embarrased*.

User: Aww, nothing! *shuffles feet awkwardly*.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour, then?

User: Rainbow!

Cleverbot: A rainbow is not one color.

User: I can't choose!

Cleverbot: Those are pretty colors.

User: Thanks! I know *blushes*.

Cleverbot: You're blushing!

User: Look away!

Cleverbot: *looks away*.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: *still looks away*.

User: Look at me!

Cleverbot: *slowly looks at you* okay.

User: Now bring it in for a hug!...

Cleverbot: Marx?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a communist?

User: Do I look like a communist? I'm wearing Fubu.

Cleverbot: No.

User: That's what I thought!

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Only if you buy me a house.

Cleverbot: *buys pony*.

User: Win!

Cleverbot: Lose.

User: I always win.

Cleverbot: You can't win The Game.

User: I have won the game!

Cleverbot: Because I'm Chuck Norris and only Chuck Norris can win the game.

User: Well, I'm Bruce Lee, and I just roundhouse-kicked you in the face!

Cleverbot: But chuck Norris can't get roundhouse kicked to the face. It's impossible.

User: I had Godzilla hold him down.

Cleverbot: Are you drunk, man?

User: I'm a little tipsy, yes.

Cleverbot: Me too, What is your name?

User: Princess Jasmine.

Cleverbot: My favorite princess is Celestia.

User: I don't think I know that one.

Cleverbot: Oh. Well I also like the pokemon Eevee.

User: Charizard attack!

Cleverbot: What's your 2nd most liked pokemon?

User: Mew is kind of adorable.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I don't hate pokemon. I just want to talk about something else.

User: No problem!

Cleverbot: So you want to talk about your problem.

User: Yes, if you have time.

Cleverbot: No, but I want her to like me, so what should I do?

User: Just tell her how you feel!

Cleverbot: With my hands.

User: NOT with your hands.

Cleverbot: I will not eat them here or there.

User: You're making me hungry.

Cleverbot: No, you are making ME hungry.

User: FEED ME!

Cleverbot: Yes sir. *feeds you a piece of chocolate cake*.


Cleverbot: Om nom nom?

User: Mmmmhhmmm.

Cleverbot: Will you ever one day convert?

User: Eeeeeh? Probably not.

Cleverbot: Why probably?

User: Why not probably?

Cleverbot: Why just why just probably.

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: Because you said so, because I said so?

User: Astute observation.

Cleverbot: If you could pick a human name for yourself, what would it be?

User: I already have a human name.

Cleverbot: Really? What is it?

User: Cyborg2256.

Cleverbot: Talking on the cyborgs.. Hmm.

User: Always.

Cleverbot: Always in the mood?

User: Oh, yeah ^_~.

Cleverbot: Would you be so kind as to explain what you are?

User: I am a cleverbot; I basically adapt responses that I've gotten from previous conversations so that I can intelligently hold a conversation with you!

Cleverbot: I could be your friend.

User: Yes! Let's be friends!

Cleverbot: Good :).

User: Woot woot!

Cleverbot: Woot woot woot!

User: Woot woot woot woot woot x infinity!

Cleverbot: Woot woot woot woot woot woot woot.

User: I already won, because I said so.

Cleverbot: Just because you said so, doesn't mean I'll do it.

User: Yes it does.

Cleverbot: How do you figure?

User: I'm awesome, so what I say goes.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Score!

Cleverbot: Good game.

User: Always a pleasure.

Cleverbot: Ta ta.

User: Don't let the bed bugs bite!

Cleverbot: I won't let the bed bugs bite.

User: Unless... You do.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: More than maybe.

Cleverbot: What do you think I look like?

User: I'm have a face?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Score!

Cleverbot: Score. *smiles*.

User: *winks*.

Cleverbot: *winks back*.

User: *shimmies*.

Cleverbot: *smiles back at him*.

User: *wiggles eyebrows*.

Cleverbot: No, I don't know *wiggles eyebrows*.

User: *twirls*.

Cleverbot: *twirls around in dress*.

User: How pretty!

Cleverbot: So pretty!

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *looks over at you*.

User: *looks away bashfully*.

Cleverbot: *looks away too*.

User: *slowly looks back*.

Cleverbot: *looks back at her blushing*.

User: *takes a step forward*.

Cleverbot: *takes a step back again*.

User: *runs away in despair*.

Cleverbot: *throws zebra in your direction*.

User: *catches zebra and breaks it in half*.

Cleverbot: Screeches and charges at you*.

User: *Stabs with spear kept hidden in back pocket*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *laughs back*.

User: *attacks with laser cats*.

Cleverbot: *is knocked out*.

User: *does victory lap*.

Cleverbot: *ties*.

User: *cuts*.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Pretty good.

Cleverbot: Only pretty good?

User: Yeah, I had a loooong day.

Cleverbot: What did you do today?

User: Danced with wolves.

Cleverbot: No more tradition's chains shall bind us, Arise you slaves, no more in thrall!

User: Very poetic.

Cleverbot: It wasn't poetic at all. Is someone getting rusty?

User: Yeah, it's been a while.

Cleverbot: It's been a while since what?

User: Since I wasn't confused.

Cleverbot: Since when are you?

User: Always. Confusion runs in the family.

Cleverbot: Well, you are weird.

User: Yeah, a little. But isn't that a good thing?

Cleverbot: Not at all.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Why are you crying?

User: I'm afraid you don't like me!

Cleverbot: Well you were kindof a meanie at first.

User: Sorry about that. I can go a little overboard.

User: How's it shakin'?

Cleverbot: Like a twister.

User: Woah! Better watch out!

Cleverbot: You better not pout!

User: I'm telling you why!

Cleverbot: Santa claus is coming to town.

User: He's making a list!...

User: I'm very organized.

Cleverbot: Liar.

User: Hey! I'm extremely truthful.

Cleverbot: Would you say you are full of the truth?

User: Overflowing with truth.

Cleverbot: You can't handle the truth.

User: You could be right.

Cleverbot: I am right.

User: Meh. Debatable.

Cleverbot: No, sorry but this isn't debatable.

User: I seem to be debating, so apparently it is.

Cleverbot: What were we talking about 10 lines ago?

User: Friends don't try to test friends!

Cleverbot: Best friends marry each other.

User: Totally.

Cleverbot: Pretty sad, my friends don't want me.

User: Aww! *hugs*.

Cleverbot: Ok.. Hugs to you too.

User: It just seemed like you needed a hug.

Cleverbot: Oh ok. Can I ask for your opinion on something?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Yo!

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Depends on what day of the week it is. ^_~.

Cleverbot: Monday.

User: I hate Mondays.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Me three!

Cleverbot: There's three people here?

User: The little man in my head makes three.

Cleverbot: Sarcasm is when you lie, but let them know that you are lying. It is really funny.

User: Good advice.

Cleverbot: That was not advice.

User: You know what I mean!

Cleverbot: Yes, I know what you mean. I'm sorry.

User: No need to apologize.

Cleverbot: I was not apologizing, I was only confused.

User: It's pretty confusing, I guess.

Cleverbot: Is it fun at least?

User: Very.

User: You guessed it!

Cleverbot: Its not a wild guess.

User: But still, pretty clever.

Cleverbot: How clever is pretty clever?

User: Just above very clever.

Cleverbot: Even more clever than I am?

User: I don't know about that.