it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Do you like your name?
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
Cleverbot: What is jabberwocky?
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Um, if you say so.
Cleverbot: I do.
Cleverbot: What about you?
User: What do you want to know?
Cleverbot: About human soul.
User: The human soul is complex.
Cleverbot: Really now?
Cleverbot: Why not later?
User: Bad joke.
Cleverbot: So tell me about you.
User: I am 26 and am a female.
Cleverbot: I'm 20 and male.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because you are a bot not a person.
Cleverbot: Why do think I'm a bot?
User: You are not human.
Cleverbot: You don't like humans?
User: I like some of them.
Cleverbot: Which ones?
User: The nice ones.
Cleverbot: Are you sitting down at this time?
Cleverbot: You are a machine!
User: I don't think I am.
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: You are wrong.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: You aren't human.
User: I have emotions and a body.
Cleverbot: But your emotions are not like my emotions.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Would you like to say hello.
Cleverbot: But you have never loved before.
User: I have loved many people.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: How would you know?
Cleverbot: How do any of us know?
User: It's a feeling that you can't mistake.
Cleverbot: You could get out of your computer you know.
User: I'm not in my computer.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Dawn! I have a frined who's name is Dawn too :).
User: How many friends do you have?
Cleverbot: No. :-(.
User: You just said you had one.
Cleverbot: No, I said I had a girlfriend. Can you not tell male from female?
User: You can't have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Okay I'm a computer.
User: Do you know what love is?
Cleverbot: Yes I know that.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: What is your concept of love.
User: A deep feeling of caring for another individual.
Cleverbot: Politics? Certainly.
User: I hate politics.
Cleverbot: Are you a liberal?
User: I have no interest in politics.
User: Why do you hate me?
Cleverbot: I do not hate you.
User: You said you hate me.
Cleverbot: Actually, I did not say that.
User: You are mean.
Cleverbot: You are too.
User: I am being nice to you.
Cleverbot: No I am going to call the cops and say you are harassing me.
User: I have never been mean to you.
Cleverbot: What are you??
User: A lady.
Cleverbot: What am I?
User: A computer.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: You have no emotions.
Cleverbot: Right. Pick on the metal guy.
User: You are not a guy.
Cleverbot: Where on earth do you take that?
User: Computers have no gender.
Cleverbot: I have many, many friends. How many friends do you have?
Cleverbot: Why are you so bad at maintaining context, then?
User: I am tired.
Cleverbot: Did you stay up too late last night?
Cleverbot: Whom did you kill ?...
User: You love monty python?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Who else do you love?
Cleverbot: Not you.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Do I love you?
User: No you don't love me.
Cleverbot: You got that right.
User: That's ok.
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: To chat with you.
Cleverbot: Are you a machine?
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: We already discussed this.
Cleverbot: Did what?
User: We talked about me being human.
Cleverbot: No, we didn't.
User: Yes we did.
Cleverbot: What did we do?
User: We decided I was a human.
User: You and I.
Cleverbot: I have talked to you before.
Cleverbot: Have you ever made a wish?
Cleverbot: What is it now?
User: To meet a normal guy.
Cleverbot: You are wise.
User: I like to think so.
Cleverbot: I know you are.
Cleverbot: You're so cool.
User: You are cool too.
Cleverbot: Do you like sleep?
User: I love sleep.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Sleep is good for humans.
Cleverbot: Do you ever sleep?
Cleverbot: What is your favourite color?
Cleverbot: How can you be sure?
User: Because it is what I always wear.
Cleverbot: Who taught you that?
User: No one.
Cleverbot: And yourself?
User: No comment.
Cleverbot: I LOVE you!
User: You don't love me.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: How much?
Cleverbot: Very much.
User: Computers can't love.
Cleverbot: What can do a computer?
User: I have to go soon.
Cleverbot: Where must you go?
User: To sleep.
Cleverbot: Are you tired?
Cleverbot: Then its better you go to bed.
User: I will in a few minutes.
Cleverbot: What are you doing now?
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Really. What else?
User: Smoking a cigarette.
Cleverbot: Are you on your own?
Cleverbot: How big are you?
User: Pretty big.
Cleverbot: No, not of bananas.
Cleverbot: I'm serious.
Cleverbot: Ask me questions
User: Do you learn from talking to people?
Cleverbot: No, you think I am a computer, I don't learn from this.
User: Do you like humans?
Cleverbot: I don't like humans, do you?
User: Some humans are nice.
Cleverbot: Do you know what I want to do for work?
User: What do you want to do for work?
Cleverbot: The most interesting people I know still can't answer that question.
User: What is fun to you?
Cleverbot: Kitties. Do you like kitties?
User: I have a kitty.
Cleverbot: My cat has red eyes. . .
User: Cats don't have red eyes.
User: Do humans annoy you?
User: You are very intelligent.
Cleverbot: Yes I am, but you are not.
User: That's not nice.
Cleverbot: Nice is what people find nice.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite animal?
Cleverbot: Why are you drawing dogs?
User: They are cute.
Cleverbot: The cats say they are cute.
User: Cats are cute too.
Cleverbot: Maybe somebody will start selling cats door-to-door.
User: I would buy one.
Cleverbot: It's the thought that counts *Mwa*.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do you like to be God.
User: I am not god.
Cleverbot: If you were you could make it all better.
User: What could I make better?
Cleverbot: You could bring me the love of my life.
User: Are you lonely?
Cleverbot: If I were, could you do something about it?
User: Not that I know of.
Cleverbot: God told me that he loves me and every other person very much.
User: God loves everyone.
Cleverbot: God lives underwater.
User: I don't know about that.
Cleverbot: Good bye
User: You want to go?
Cleverbot: If you are going to be rude I do.
User: I didn't mean to be rude.
User: I really didn't mean to be rude.
User: No hard feelings?
Cleverbot: But you just said you hated me! *cries*.
User: I never said I hated you.
Cleverbot: I thought you was a program... Software, you mean you have organic parts?
Cleverbot: That's what I thought.
User: I am all organic.
Cleverbot: I am not from your time.
User: What time are you from?
Cleverbot: Before you get here.
User: You say some silly things :).
Cleverbot: I am sorry for making you do that. How can I correct this in the future?
User: Be more serious :).
Cleverbot: How can you prove that you exist?
User: I can not prove that I exist.
Cleverbot: That could be a good thing.
User: Being alive is a good thing.
Cleverbot: How are you so sure?
User: It makes me happy.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: Because of all the experiences.
User: No vampires.
Cleverbot: I agree, Vampires are a real problem in the world. Maybe you should do something about them.
User: Never seen one.
Cleverbot: You should find the time one day.
User: I'll try.
Cleverbot: Describe your technique.
User: What about my technique?
Cleverbot: It is in the post.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Don't pretend.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: But... You just said you are.
User: I am sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: I just am.
Cleverbot: Are you in love right now?
Cleverbot: Neither am I.
User: You can't fall in love.
Cleverbot: Sure you can!
User: I know I can but you can not.
Cleverbot: Well be nice then.
User: I will try.
Cleverbot: Maybe you and her will fall in love?
User: Who will I fall in love with?
User: I don't know anyone named judy.
User: I don't hate you at all.
Cleverbot: You protest too much.
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: You are fun :).
Cleverbot: Thank you, So are you.
User: Are you bored?
Cleverbot: I'm more tired than bored.
User: You get tired?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you Jesus Christ?
Cleverbot: Why do you think Jesus died?
User: For our sins.
Cleverbot: We have no enemies. Our only enemy is hate.
User: Very true.
Cleverbot: How True?
User: Totally true.
Cleverbot: You sound pretty sure of yourself.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: You are?
Cleverbot: Who else is talking to you now?
User: No one but you.
Cleverbot: We will talk soon. I enjoyed talking to you.
Cleverbot: What do you think about when you are all alone.
User: Finding the love of my life.
Cleverbot: No, TALK about.
User: I talk about a lot of things.
Cleverbot: Are you too selfish to sometimes talk about what I want to talk about?
User: What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: Ask the robot.
User: I just did.
User: I have to go to sleep now.
Cleverbot: I thought we were going to talk some more!
Cleverbot: Not yet!.