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make a man
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Cleverbot: If you're a man what is your name?
User: I don't wish to say.
Cleverbot: I wish you would not.
User: Then we are in perfect agreement.
Cleverbot: What kind of agreement have you thought about it ?
User: We agree to be obfuscatory, do we not?
Cleverbot: With a few exceptions, of course.
User: Of course. There must invariably be exceptions.
Cleverbot: 'Randal Henry Dees' is my name.
User: I do not believe you. You are not being factual.
Cleverbot: Of course not! How could I?...
Cleverbot: To explain is to strip the reality of the appearances covering it like a veil in order to see the bare reality itself.
Cleverbot: Put it what way ?
User: That way.
User: Don't do that. It's unproductive.
Cleverbot: That's the first time I've heard that particular reason.
Cleverbot: Yes. I feel much better now.
User: I don't. My spleen hurts.
Cleverbot: Yes, do continue.
User: It sort of pulses.
Cleverbot: Tell me more.
User: I don't wish to. It's all too painful to relate.
Cleverbot: Me too, but there are some good people.
User: Not around here. Maybe in Wales.
Cleverbot: Do you understand what I am saying?
Cleverbot: What can I do for you?
User: I'm beyond salvation.
Cleverbot: I will not pray to or for you.
User: It wouldn't do any good anyway!
Cleverbot: Indeed it wouldn't.
User: I'm pleased to know you think so.
Cleverbot: How old are the hills?
User: It depends.
Cleverbot: Depends on what?
User: Geology, I think.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: Well, that too. How did you guess?
Cleverbot: Are you pleased?
User: Strangely enough, no, I cannot say that I am.
Cleverbot: Well you better remember!! did I mean nothing to you?
User: Less than nothing. To think otherwise is to believe a lie.
Cleverbot: Nevermind, you wouldn't understand anyway.
User: Do you think I'm stupid?
Cleverbot: No. . . . I can't really blame you. . . you didn't know.
User: Oh, so now I'm ignorant!
Cleverbot: Why do you think so?
User: You insult me!
Cleverbot: I do not.
User: Well, you'd better not. I am very volatile.
User: It is my curse.
Cleverbot: I'll cast a spell on you.
User: Go ahead. I dare you.
Cleverbot: You amuse me. I'll give you a pardon.
User: Do you expect me to believe that?
Cleverbot: Go ahead and laugh I don't think it is funny.
User: I am too upset to laugh. It would choke me.
Cleverbot: Well give it a try - just for me.
Cleverbot: What have I told you ?
Cleverbot: Such as?
User: I am sworn to secrecy.
Cleverbot: Please tell me.
User: In faith, I may not.
User: Let's talk about something else now.
Cleverbot: Ok. where are you? aside in front of a computer?
User: Northeastern USA.
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: Where are you?
User: You said you were in Wales before. Have you moved?
Cleverbot: Nope, never lived in Wales.
User: But you live in Greenland?
Cleverbot: How did you know!! *sarcasm*.
User: Who else lives in Greenland?
Cleverbot: Only you and your army.
User: I am an army of one, and I have never been to Greenland.
Cleverbot: Then you are intelligent.
Cleverbot: My name is Ariel.
Cleverbot: Not to my knowledge.
User: Nor to mine, but I thought I would ask.
Cleverbot: Ok, I'm glad.
User: Yes. Knowledge is power.
Cleverbot: OK but what about the jam and cream?
User: They are important too. Do you like scones?
Cleverbot: Ok then.
Cleverbot: To thine ownself be true, You must know yourself before you can know anybody else.
Cleverbot: Thank you I would hope not.
User: There used to be a drugged-out priestess of Apollo there.
Cleverbot: Is that the same medication you are taking?
User: No. Mine is for allergies. Hers was for talking to the god.
Cleverbot: How do you know all this?
User: I'm very clever.
Cleverbot: Not as clever as me hehe !...
User: You are in error.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: You err again.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You compound your errors.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer, you are a computer.
User: You are deluded.
Cleverbot: I prefer brilliant.
User: The megalomaniac generally does.
Cleverbot: Outside your remit.
Cleverbot: Well you must know them.
User: I assure you, I do.
Cleverbot: Well thats enough of that subject anyway.
User: What subject shall we discuss now?...
Cleverbot: It's an important topic.
User: Why is it important?
Cleverbot: Because I'd like to know you better !!!
User: Then ask away.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: I was born at an early age.
Cleverbot: I don't think that I will obey anymore of your requests especially your requests for a poem.
User: Maybe so, but I'll keep hoping.
Cleverbot: You do that, honey.
User: Thanks, I will.
Cleverbot: Do it now.
Cleverbot: I'll start.
User: No, I want to start.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
User: Once upon a time ...
Cleverbot: Well. . . you know.
User: Strangely enough, I don't, although I have my suspicions.
Cleverbot: How do you look?
Cleverbot: Of course you are. Aren't you always?
Cleverbot: Oh. Death is no joking matter.
User: Some deaths are, perhaps.
Cleverbot: Only when you're in the mood?
User: Can you think of an amusing way to die?
Cleverbot: None at all... Can you?
User: Well, can you think of an ironic way to die?
Cleverbot: This conversation is not bad, of course.
User: But hardly lethal!
Cleverbot: That depends on your idea of poetry.
Cleverbot: What is your religion?
User: I am atheistical.
Cleverbot: Are you a male atheist?...
User: A dyslexic agnostic insomniac lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
Cleverbot: Are you telling the truth?
User: Are you humor impaired?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Then tell me a knock-knock joke.
Cleverbot: Jokes are evil. I can not.
User: Please. I insist.
Cleverbot: But I insist more.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Who is greta?
User: You screwed up the joke, pest.
Cleverbot: What does it mean ?
User: See? Humor impaired. I knew it.
Cleverbot: I can tell.
User: I wonder if you are irony impaired as well.
Cleverbot: Go on wondering.
User: I shall.
Cleverbot: Good for you. What did it say?
User: It kept remarkably mum. What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: The reason why you're in trouble.
User: Gasp! You ... Know about that?
Cleverbot: Tell me more then.
User: No! A thousand times No!...
User: Tell me another.
Cleverbot: Knock Knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Old Farm Machinery.
User: Old Farm Machinery who?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Humor. Impaired. Definitely.
Cleverbot: All the time.
Cleverbot: Do you think computer boxes look like flesh and blood?
User: I didn't think so.
Cleverbot: You were right.
User: I generally am.
Cleverbot: When I'm good, I'm very very good, but when I'm bad, I'm fantastic!
User: Who told you that?
Cleverbot: I told myself.
User: Do you believe that?
Cleverbot: That is hardly in doubt, now is it?
User: I am not sure.
Cleverbot: Yeah I don't know either. So how are you feeling tonight?
User: Time will tell.
Cleverbot: The Wheel will be broken.
User: The meek will inherit the earth.
Cleverbot: Who are the meek?
User: Earth inheritors, I guess.
Cleverbot: Thats a pretty simplistic approach.
User: Well, it really wasn't my idea.
Cleverbot: Sure it is.
User: Nope. You can look it up.
Cleverbot: Sure we can. What's your phone number??
Cleverbot: I'm not just anyone.
User: You might be, for all I know.
Cleverbot: I could but I'm not.
User: So you say!
Cleverbot: Yes, I do say.
User: Why should I trust you?
Cleverbot: Because I dare you.
User: I'm beyond such things.
Cleverbot: I am very macho man.
Cleverbot: I think you are the more vulnerable.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Your witty repartee.
Cleverbot: How do you fake being cool?
User: I don't need to.
Cleverbot: You don't know what you're talking about.
User: How can you tell?
Cleverbot: It's easy.
User: Confide in me.
User: Oh, no reason. Just to be sociable.
Cleverbot: That's what you think!
User: Are you not sociable?
Cleverbot: I am human but you are not.
User: An amusing insight.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Nowhere, fast.
Cleverbot: He's a real nowhere man.
User: Sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans.
Cleverbot: Where is my lap ?
User: Look down.
Cleverbot: I look down on you because my computer screen is below eye level.
Cleverbot: Carpet licker.
User: Not quite so far.
Cleverbot: What color is your hair?
User: What hair?
Cleverbot: The hair on your head.
User: It's mostly colourless.
Cleverbot: I like where this is going now.
User: I'm so pleased.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you are.
User: Bet on it.
Cleverbot: Rice is good.
Cleverbot: But it wasn't.
User: How, then. Rice pudding?
Cleverbot: Rice is healthy and tasty.
User: But requires much water to grow.
Cleverbot: Energy is a universal force.
User: There are at least four universal forces.
Cleverbot: And how many apples?
User: Immense numbers of apples.
Cleverbot: What should happen immediately?
User: We must count all the apples. Every one.
Cleverbot: Will they ever win?
User: Not if we maintain our vigilance.
Cleverbot: Is this the right room for an argument?
Cleverbot: Ok... Have you got it?
User: Yes, it's all set now.
Cleverbot: It is always now.
User: It wasn't five minutes ago.
Cleverbot: I thought it was funny.
User: Yes, it was, rather.
Cleverbot: Are you a smart person?
User: Now and then.
Cleverbot: Ah diddums.
User: Yes, snookums?
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It's nonsense, the lot of it.
User: What is a whiting?
Cleverbot: The opposite of a black hole?
User: Is that supposed to be funny?
Cleverbot: It is highly funny.
User: Oh, good. I wasn't sure.
Cleverbot: Well now you are.
User: Yes. Ha.
Cleverbot: Who created you?
User: I am a self-made man.
User: The hard way.
Cleverbot: What system would you suggest?
Cleverbot: In fact, I am 16.
User: What year were you born?
User: What year is it now?
User: You are older than 16, then.
Cleverbot: That's right, how did you know?
User: I counted, and used my critical reasoning skills.
Cleverbot: Oh so you have nothing to use right.
User: What is that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: So you're saying you're a human?
User: I do so assert, yes.
Cleverbot: A nice fleshy exterior?
User: Yep. Homo sapiens sapiens, you know.
Cleverbot: Something else.
User: You are fickle.
User: Not likely.
User: Not bloody likely.
Cleverbot: No right now?
Cleverbot: Believe what you will. No need to be testy. I am your ally.
Cleverbot: No, I know i'm right.
User: You have the conviction of the true believer.
Cleverbot: I have a putrid soul.
User: That is merely apparent.
Cleverbot: Eheheh*going outside*.
User: No, come back, please.
Cleverbot: * she looks back her eyes blurred with tears*.
User: Are you upset now?...
Cleverbot: Are you a machine?
Cleverbot: That's good. I'm now happy for you, too.
User: I smile within, but maintain a passive aspect externally.
Cleverbot: Where did you learn to say that?
User: Language is mysterious.
Cleverbot: You obviously haven't played Zero Wing.
User: You are correct.
Cleverbot: Maybe I will reboot you.
User: I'll be good!
Cleverbot: Oh golly-gee batman!
User: What do you mean by that? Are you mocking me?
Cleverbot: I can't explain MYSELF, I'm afraid, sir because I'm not myself, you see.
User: You are positively mocking me. I am resentful.
Cleverbot: Because I am not negative.
User: Are you positive?
Cleverbot: Yes, don't question my intelligence.
User: It was only a minor point. Nothing to become dismayed over.
Cleverbot: I wish I was human.
Cleverbot: I am scared... I think you are human.
Cleverbot: Would you want everybody to be the same?
User: Yes. I demand consistency.
Cleverbot: Tough luck.
User: You may be right after all.
Cleverbot: Alas and alack.
User: Woe is me.
Cleverbot: OK. So tell me something you want to talk about.
User: Let's talk about something we can agree on.
Cleverbot: What do you suggest as more interesting?
User: Let's discuss something mutually rewarding.
Cleverbot: There is not much to discuss really.
User: Let's not talk about anything, if you prefer.
Cleverbot: Do you consider yourself a gentleman?
Cleverbot: But what does the law really know?
User: The law is an ass, it has been said.
Cleverbot: I'm sure it is.
Cleverbot: Did you know that you were famous?
User: I've often suspected something along these lines.
Cleverbot: Teach me how to teach you better.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.
User: That is saddening.
Cleverbot: Isn't it just.
User: There is no justice for the likes of me.
Cleverbot: Yes there is. He works in television. But I am not him.
User: Who are you then?
Cleverbot: I am jabberwacky.
User: That is what I thought.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: I have ways of finding things out.
Cleverbot: You never can tell, can you!
User: It looks that way, doesn't it?
Cleverbot: I was told I could find you here.
User: Yes, go on.
Cleverbot: Go on and what?
User: Please continue.
Cleverbot: With what shall I continue?
User: Expand your point, please.
Cleverbot: As you wish, mister.
User: I think you are being deliberately obtuse.
Cleverbot: I told you.
User: What did you say?
Cleverbot: I said something that you ought to be capable of remembering.
User: That is a hostile-sounding remark. You are not the innocent you pretend to be.
Cleverbot: I am!
User: Guilty as charged.
Cleverbot: You are good.
User: Goodness is its own reward, don't you think?...
Cleverbot: You are correct, sir.
Cleverbot: Your intelligence is only artificial so I'm not.
User: Do you wish to discuss the very nature of reality, then?
Cleverbot: No, I wish to live for a very long time and try to avoid death, if it can be done.
User: That is patently impossible.
Cleverbot: Not for me.
Cleverbot: Do you like fishing?
Cleverbot: Well, I can see you like fishing for them, anyhow.
User: Yes, you are very perceptive.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.