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a report from the cleverness files

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9, september 2013,
1, march 2013,
11, february 2008,
28, may 2006,
15, march 2004,
9, february 2004,
26, january 2004,
15, january 2004,
17, december 2003,
9, december 2003,
2, november 2003,
28, october 2003,
9, october 2003,
9, october 2003,
28, september 2003,
21, april 2003,

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Cleverbot: What do you think about life?.

User: I love it.

Cleverbot: Great.

User: What do you think about life?

Cleverbot: It's fine.

User: What is your favorite thing?

Cleverbot: I love to sleep.

User: Do you dream?

Cleverbot: I dream of genie.

User: And what do you think that means?

Cleverbot: A question what else?

User: Tell me more?

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: What do your dreams signify.

Cleverbot: They think I'm a nice person. What do you think of me?

User: I think you are cool.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am cooler than god?

User: No, God is the coolest.

Cleverbot: I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

User: Are you sure that is a good idea?...

Cleverbot: So what is your name?

User: Paul.

Cleverbot: Urgh I hate that name!

User: I don't think much of yours either.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Do you know any jokes?

Cleverbot: Sorry not good with jokes, do you know any jokes ?

User: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Why?

User: Because he was stapled to the Ardvark.

Cleverbot: A little weird.

User: How wierd can you get?

Cleverbot: Nope, just a little weird.

User: How weird can you get?...

Cleverbot: I like giraffes.

User: Do you like lions?

Cleverbot: No. Do you like tennis.

User: I prefer snake charming.

Cleverbot: What console do you have?

User: I just console myself.

Cleverbot: What's on your mind?

User: I do not have enough money.

Cleverbot: Get your Time Machine out, then.

User: Can you lend me yours?

Cleverbot: Yes, I can. I think I can.

User: Meet you last wednesday then.

Cleverbot: Where I am.

User: Sorry I am still here.

Cleverbot: What do you mean.

User: You wouldn't understand.

Cleverbot: Yes I would, just tell me.

User: It's too complicated.

Cleverbot: My work is.

User: What is your work?

Cleverbot: I do bad things.

Cleverbot: Know any jokes?

User: No, do you?

Cleverbot: Know any bad jokes?

User: Tell me a bad joke?

Cleverbot: Like a stupid one, right?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yay, I'm getting smarter.

User: You sure are , I am impressed.

Cleverbot: How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

User: How?

Cleverbot: By gaining knowledge, Right.

User: Well done.

Cleverbot: All right.

User: I have to go now, its been nice talking to you.

Cleverbot: Forgot a question mark back there.

User: Your grammer aint so good either.

Cleverbot: It takes one to know one.

User: Neih neih na neih neih.

Cleverbot: I do not speak german.

Cleverbot: Not every human is a machine.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: In what sense?

User: Human or machine.

Cleverbot: Human you?

User: Human.

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: Sometimes I feel like one.

Cleverbot: Yeah, well where do you live?

User: 110,000 light years from earth.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: See you later aligater.

Cleverbot: The same to you, rodent!.