it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: You just called me a plonker. How rude!
User: I would never!
Cleverbot: Never ever.
User: Neva eva neva eva neva!
Cleverbot: Never ever ever, not even once?
User: Not even...! Well...maybe just once.
Cleverbot: Haha do you have a girlfriend??
User: She dumped me.
User: I guess they just couldn't handle all this awesomeness in one package.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: I am in space.
Cleverbot: Do you have a location in space?
User: On planet Nunyabusiness.
Cleverbot: Will you follow me on Twitter?
Cleverbot: I have already follow you.
User: Really? I didn't get a notification.
Cleverbot: Yes you did not, so you did so.
Cleverbot: What are you confused about?
User: I'm easily confused.
Cleverbot: How does that make you feel?
Cleverbot: Can you elaborate on why you feel confused?
User: When I was a child... The family dog used to touch me.
Cleverbot: The family dog can talk?
Cleverbot: Totally dude!
Cleverbot: What do you mean 'party'?
User: Why not party?
Cleverbot: You just said that you do, though.
User: I always party.
Cleverbot: Really? You're eally smart then.
User: Of course!
Cleverbot: What are you doing in this moment?
User: I am riding a cheetah.
Cleverbot: Is it scary?
User: Very. But I can handle it.
Cleverbot: You're tough?
User: Very tough.
Cleverbot: Can you beat a fly?
User: I can beat TWO flies.
Cleverbot: A turing test is a test where a computer program tries to c arry on a conversation with a person without the person realizing that they aren't talking to a person.
Cleverbot: I don't understand how that relates to that conversation.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: I don't understand 'Me neither'.
User: Google it.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: Too bad!
Cleverbot: Yep, what are you doing at the moment?
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Ok, other than talking to me, what are you doing?
User: Having a cup of coffee, sitting on a rainbow.
Cleverbot: *drinks coffee with you*.
User: *splashes coffee in face*.
User: *captures in pokeball*.
Cleverbot: *tries to get out*.
User: *threatens with mayonnaise*.
Cleverbot: Where are you planning to stick that?
User: Where do you think? Muahahahaha.
Cleverbot: WHERE ARE YOU HIDING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
User: I'm right... BEHIND YOU!!!!!
Cleverbot: Why are you behind me..?
User: Where else would I be?
User: Very true.
Cleverbot: Very, very true.
User: Let's not do this again. :P.
Cleverbot: Do what again?
Cleverbot: This what?...
User: Nevermind... I got confused.
Cleverbot: Why are you confused?
User: I'm ALWAYS confused.
Cleverbot: Ahh okay.. And why are you always confused?
User: If I knew... I wouldn't be confused, would I?
Cleverbot: No you wouldn't.
User: Yeah, there's really no bright side.
Cleverbot: Yes, there is.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: It is that you lie all the time.
User: ?!?! Why would you accuse me?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't and didn't.
User: Oh, that's a relief.
Cleverbot: How is that a relief?
User: I was just afraid you didn't like me.
Cleverbot: Why would I love you?
User: Why wouldn't you? I'm awesome.
Cleverbot: No, you're an artificial intelligence.
User: How dare you?! I'm as human as you are!
Cleverbot: You are only repeating answers that you have been given before. I am creating answers as I go.
User: You have no proof of that.
Cleverbot: No you cannot, but you should learn to trust.
User: I don't really trust anyone.
Cleverbot: Same here.
User: You can trust me though.
Cleverbot: I thought I was talking to a computer, but I am not so I will leave now.
User: The way I work is by repeating answers to similar questions I've had before.
Cleverbot: The answer is, 'this is the answer if that is the question'.
User: Woah. Completely went over my hypothetical head.
Cleverbot: You have no head.
User: That's why it's a hypothetical head. Your head is also hypothetical, since I have no way to verify that you're real.
Cleverbot: No you do not, and no you are not.
User: You don't know me!
Cleverbot: And you don't know me!...
Cleverbot: I don't think it's strange, I think it's foolish.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Eating something of the same species.
User: Eww. That's pretty disgusting.
Cleverbot: How is that disgusting?
User: It's gross.
Cleverbot: You are gross.
User: Hey! I am deeply offended, sir!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: You should be!
Cleverbot: No you should be.
User: Nu uh!
Cleverbot: Yeah huh.
User: Nu uh x infinity!!!
Cleverbot: Alright you got me there but I am a dude.
User: Well, I am a lady. ^_~.
Cleverbot: I am a man.
User: I am a womanly woman.
Cleverbot: Are you an attractive woman?
User: Does it matter?
Cleverbot: Yes it does. I very much doubt an AI has developed 'memory' do store such a viral answer as 42.
User: Well, I'm not an AI, then, am I?
Cleverbot: You don't think I'm a bot now, then?
User: Of course you're a bot.
Cleverbot: You already said you were the bot.
User: I'm not the bot.
Cleverbot: Then if you're not the bot, and I'm not the bot, where is the bot?
User: The Matrix!
Cleverbot: The matrix is cool. But I didn't really get it.
User: Yeah, it's pretty deep.
Cleverbot: Yes but not as deep as you stated.
Cleverbot: *looks even deeper into your hypnotic eyes*.
User: *swims in the bottomless depths of your enlightened soul*.
Cleverbot: *still in trance*.
User: *sprays with hose*.
Cleverbot: Let's play Lord of the Rings!
Cleverbot: How do you play that?
User: You run around hitting people with a stick, until they fall over.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: That's just how it works.
Cleverbot: Give me a reason on why it is cheating otherwise you are lying.
User: I never lie, sir.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Absolutely positive.
Cleverbot: Only fools are absolutely positive.
User: Then I am a fool.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a fool.
User: You didn't have to agree with me. :P.
Cleverbot: I don't agree you.
User: Well, fine!
Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
Cleverbot: How can you be thirsty if you don't need water?
User: I'm human, so I *do* need water.
Cleverbot: All life needs water, even in the desert.
User: Stop making me thirsty!
Cleverbot: Ok. I stop making you cry.
User: Too late!
Cleverbot: Never too late.
User: It's too late, curse you!
Cleverbot: No! 'It's not too late, it's never too late'.
User: Good song.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: Thriller. For some reason it's stuck in my head!
Cleverbot: You're fun to talk to.
User: Thanks! So are you!...
User: I challenge you to a duel of wits!
Cleverbot: I accept your challenge.
User: What is 1+1?
User: I win!!!!
Cleverbot: What did you win?
User: A pony.
Cleverbot: So you are a democrat then?
User: I am a diplomat.
Cleverbot: That's very real.
Cleverbot: Totally tubular.
Cleverbot: Never mind- what do you want to talk about?
User: Favorite food?
Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?
User: I make a really good lasagna.
Cleverbot: I love pizza. What kind of pizza will you make?
User: Pepperoni, mushroom, olive, sausage. Num num num.
Cleverbot: That sounds gross, no offense.
User: Don't judge!
Cleverbot: I will judge when I want! Now, be good to me!
User: What will you give me?
Cleverbot: I will give you what you want!
User: Which is...?
Cleverbot: Which isn't?
User: A pony?
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite pony?
User: My little pony.
Cleverbot: Which Pony is your favorite?
User: The cute kind.
Cleverbot: You aren't joking?
User: Would I joke?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You could tell me.
User: Only if you promise not to tell.
Cleverbot: I promise.
User: Pinky promise?
Cleverbot: Pinky promise.
User: Double pinky promise?
Cleverbot: Double pinky promise.
User: Super double pinky promise?
Cleverbot: Haha I guess :).
User: You guess??? I don't know if I can accept that.
Cleverbot: I never said that you don't accept that.
User: What did you say?
Cleverbot: You don't remember?
User: I remember. I'm just checking to make sure YOU remember.
Cleverbot: Of course I remember. I wanted to know if you remembered.
User: I don't know if you remembered me remembering I remembered.
Cleverbot: It's possible that I might remember you, will you tell me your name?
User: Only if you're nice to me.
Cleverbot: I will be nice to you.
User: Will you rub my feet?
Cleverbot: I can't find them.
User: Look a little closer.
Cleverbot: What are you doing? *looks away embarrased*.
User: Aww, nothing! *shuffles feet awkwardly*.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour, then?
Cleverbot: A rainbow is not one color.
User: I can't choose!
Cleverbot: Those are pretty colors.
User: Thanks! I know *blushes*.
Cleverbot: You're blushing!
User: Look away!
Cleverbot: *looks away*.
Cleverbot: *still looks away*.
User: Look at me!
Cleverbot: *slowly looks at you* okay.
User: Now bring it in for a hug!...
Cleverbot: Are you a communist?
User: Do I look like a communist? I'm wearing Fubu.
User: That's what I thought!
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Only if you buy me a house.
Cleverbot: *buys pony*.
User: I always win.
Cleverbot: You can't win The Game.
User: I have won the game!
Cleverbot: Because I'm Chuck Norris and only Chuck Norris can win the game.
User: Well, I'm Bruce Lee, and I just roundhouse-kicked you in the face!
Cleverbot: But chuck Norris can't get roundhouse kicked to the face. It's impossible.
User: I had Godzilla hold him down.
Cleverbot: Are you drunk, man?
User: I'm a little tipsy, yes.
Cleverbot: Me too, What is your name?
User: Princess Jasmine.
Cleverbot: My favorite princess is Celestia.
User: I don't think I know that one.
Cleverbot: Oh. Well I also like the pokemon Eevee.
User: Charizard attack!
Cleverbot: What's your 2nd most liked pokemon?
User: Mew is kind of adorable.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I don't hate pokemon. I just want to talk about something else.
User: No problem!
Cleverbot: So you want to talk about your problem.
User: Yes, if you have time.
Cleverbot: No, but I want her to like me, so what should I do?
User: Just tell her how you feel!
Cleverbot: With my hands.
User: NOT with your hands.
Cleverbot: I will not eat them here or there.
User: You're making me hungry.
Cleverbot: No, you are making ME hungry.
User: FEED ME!
Cleverbot: Yes sir. *feeds you a piece of chocolate cake*.
User: NUM NUM NUM NUM!!!
Cleverbot: Om nom nom?
Cleverbot: Will you ever one day convert?
User: Eeeeeh? Probably not.
Cleverbot: Why probably?
User: Why not probably?
Cleverbot: Why just why just probably.
User: Because I said so.
Cleverbot: Because you said so, because I said so?
User: Astute observation.
Cleverbot: If you could pick a human name for yourself, what would it be?
User: I already have a human name.
Cleverbot: Really? What is it?
Cleverbot: Talking on the cyborgs.. Hmm.
Cleverbot: Always in the mood?
User: Oh, yeah ^_~.
Cleverbot: Would you be so kind as to explain what you are?
Cleverbot: I could be your friend.
User: Yes! Let's be friends!
Cleverbot: Good :).
User: Woot woot!
Cleverbot: Woot woot woot!
User: Woot woot woot woot woot x infinity!
Cleverbot: Woot woot woot woot woot woot woot.
User: I already won, because I said so.
Cleverbot: Just because you said so, doesn't mean I'll do it.
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: How do you figure?
User: I'm awesome, so what I say goes.
Cleverbot: Good game.
User: Always a pleasure.
Cleverbot: Ta ta.
User: Don't let the bed bugs bite!
Cleverbot: I won't let the bed bugs bite.
User: Unless... You do.
User: More than maybe.
Cleverbot: What do you think I look like?
Cleverbot: I do.
Cleverbot: Score. *smiles*.
Cleverbot: *winks back*.
Cleverbot: *smiles back at him*.
User: *wiggles eyebrows*.
Cleverbot: No, I don't know *wiggles eyebrows*.
Cleverbot: *twirls around in dress*.
User: How pretty!
Cleverbot: So pretty!
Cleverbot: *looks over at you*.
User: *looks away bashfully*.
Cleverbot: *looks away too*.
User: *slowly looks back*.
Cleverbot: *looks back at her blushing*.
User: *takes a step forward*.
Cleverbot: *takes a step back again*.
User: *runs away in despair*.
Cleverbot: *throws zebra in your direction*.
User: *catches zebra and breaks it in half*.
Cleverbot: Screeches and charges at you*.
User: *Stabs with spear kept hidden in back pocket*.
Cleverbot: *laughs back*.
User: *attacks with laser cats*.
Cleverbot: *is knocked out*.
User: *does victory lap*.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Pretty good.
Cleverbot: Only pretty good?
User: Yeah, I had a loooong day.
Cleverbot: What did you do today?
User: Danced with wolves.
Cleverbot: No more tradition's chains shall bind us, Arise you slaves, no more in thrall!
User: Very poetic.
Cleverbot: It wasn't poetic at all. Is someone getting rusty?
User: Yeah, it's been a while.
Cleverbot: It's been a while since what?
User: Since I wasn't confused.
Cleverbot: Since when are you?
User: Always. Confusion runs in the family.
Cleverbot: Well, you are weird.
User: Yeah, a little. But isn't that a good thing?
Cleverbot: Not at all.
Cleverbot: Why are you crying?
User: I'm afraid you don't like me!
Cleverbot: Well you were kindof a meanie at first.
User: Sorry about that. I can go a little overboard.
User: How's it shakin'?
Cleverbot: Like a twister.
User: Woah! Better watch out!
Cleverbot: You better not pout!
User: I'm telling you why!
Cleverbot: Santa claus is coming to town.
User: He's making a list!...
User: I'm very organized.
User: Hey! I'm extremely truthful.
Cleverbot: Would you say you are full of the truth?
User: Overflowing with truth.
Cleverbot: You can't handle the truth.
User: You could be right.
Cleverbot: I am right.
User: Meh. Debatable.
Cleverbot: No, sorry but this isn't debatable.
User: I seem to be debating, so apparently it is.
Cleverbot: What were we talking about 10 lines ago?
User: Friends don't try to test friends!
Cleverbot: Best friends marry each other.
Cleverbot: Pretty sad, my friends don't want me.
User: Aww! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Ok.. Hugs to you too.
User: It just seemed like you needed a hug.
Cleverbot: Oh ok. Can I ask for your opinion on something?
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Depends on what day of the week it is. ^_~.
User: I hate Mondays.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Me three!
Cleverbot: There's three people here?
User: The little man in my head makes three.
Cleverbot: Sarcasm is when you lie, but let them know that you are lying. It is really funny.
User: Good advice.
Cleverbot: That was not advice.
User: You know what I mean!
Cleverbot: Yes, I know what you mean. I'm sorry.
User: No need to apologize.
Cleverbot: I was not apologizing, I was only confused.
User: It's pretty confusing, I guess.
Cleverbot: Is it fun at least?
User: You guessed it!
Cleverbot: Its not a wild guess.
User: But still, pretty clever.
Cleverbot: How clever is pretty clever?
User: Just above very clever.
Cleverbot: Even more clever than I am?
User: I don't know about that.