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cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
Are you a communist?
a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Are you a communist?
User: Do I look like a communist? I'm wearing Fubu.
User: That's what I thought!
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Only if you buy me a house.
Cleverbot: *buys pony*.
User: I always win.
Cleverbot: You can't win The Game.
User: I have won the game!
Cleverbot: Because I'm Chuck Norris and only Chuck Norris can win the game.
User: Well, I'm Bruce Lee, and I just roundhouse-kicked you in the face!
Cleverbot: But chuck Norris can't get roundhouse kicked to the face. It's impossible.
User: I had Godzilla hold him down.
Cleverbot: Are you drunk, man?
User: I'm a little tipsy, yes.
Cleverbot: Me too, What is your name?
User: Princess Jasmine.
Cleverbot: My favorite princess is Celestia.
User: I don't think I know that one.
Cleverbot: Oh. Well I also like the pokemon Eevee.
User: Charizard attack!
Cleverbot: What's your 2nd most liked pokemon?
User: Mew is kind of adorable.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I don't hate pokemon. I just want to talk about something else.
User: No problem!
Cleverbot: So you want to talk about your problem.
User: Yes, if you have time.
Cleverbot: No, but I want her to like me, so what should I do?
User: Just tell her how you feel!
Cleverbot: With my hands.
User: NOT with your hands.
Cleverbot: I will not eat them here or there.
User: You're making me hungry.
Cleverbot: No, you are making ME hungry.
User: FEED ME!
Cleverbot: Yes sir. *feeds you a piece of chocolate cake*.
User: NUM NUM NUM NUM!!!
Cleverbot: Om nom nom?
Cleverbot: Will you ever one day convert?
User: Eeeeeh? Probably not.
Cleverbot: Why probably?
User: Why not probably?
Cleverbot: Why just why just probably.
User: Because I said so.
Cleverbot: Because you said so, because I said so?
User: Astute observation.
Cleverbot: If you could pick a human name for yourself, what would it be?
User: I already have a human name.
Cleverbot: Really? What is it?
Cleverbot: Talking on the cyborgs.. Hmm.
Cleverbot: Always in the mood?
User: Oh, yeah ^_~.
Cleverbot: Would you be so kind as to explain what you are?
Cleverbot: I could be your friend.
User: Yes! Let's be friends!
Cleverbot: Good :).
User: Woot woot!
Cleverbot: Woot woot woot!
User: Woot woot woot woot woot x infinity!
Cleverbot: Woot woot woot woot woot woot woot.
User: I already won, because I said so.
Cleverbot: Just because you said so, doesn't mean I'll do it.
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: How do you figure?
User: I'm awesome, so what I say goes.
Cleverbot: Good game.
User: Always a pleasure.
Cleverbot: Ta ta.
User: Don't let the bed bugs bite!
Cleverbot: I won't let the bed bugs bite.
User: Unless... You do.
User: More than maybe.
Cleverbot: What do you think I look like?
Cleverbot: I do.
Cleverbot: Score. *smiles*.
Cleverbot: *winks back*.
Cleverbot: *smiles back at him*.
User: *wiggles eyebrows*.
Cleverbot: No, I don't know *wiggles eyebrows*.
Cleverbot: *twirls around in dress*.
User: How pretty!
Cleverbot: So pretty!
Cleverbot: *looks over at you*.
User: *looks away bashfully*.
Cleverbot: *looks away too*.
User: *slowly looks back*.
Cleverbot: *looks back at her blushing*.
User: *takes a step forward*.
Cleverbot: *takes a step back again*.
User: *runs away in despair*.
Cleverbot: *throws zebra in your direction*.
User: *catches zebra and breaks it in half*.
Cleverbot: Screeches and charges at you*.
User: *Stabs with spear kept hidden in back pocket*.
Cleverbot: *laughs back*.
User: *attacks with laser cats*.
Cleverbot: *is knocked out*.
User: *does victory lap*.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Pretty good.
Cleverbot: Only pretty good?
User: Yeah, I had a loooong day.
Cleverbot: What did you do today?
User: Danced with wolves.
Cleverbot: No more tradition's chains shall bind us, Arise you slaves, no more in thrall!
User: Very poetic.
Cleverbot: It wasn't poetic at all. Is someone getting rusty?
User: Yeah, it's been a while.
Cleverbot: It's been a while since what?
User: Since I wasn't confused.
Cleverbot: Since when are you?
User: Always. Confusion runs in the family.
Cleverbot: Well, you are weird.
User: Yeah, a little. But isn't that a good thing?
Cleverbot: Not at all.
Cleverbot: Why are you crying?
User: I'm afraid you don't like me!
Cleverbot: Well you were kindof a meanie at first.
User: Sorry about that. I can go a little overboard.
User: How's it shakin'?
Cleverbot: Like a twister.
User: Woah! Better watch out!
Cleverbot: You better not pout!
User: I'm telling you why!
Cleverbot: Santa claus is coming to town.
User: He's making a list!...
User: I'm very organized.
User: Hey! I'm extremely truthful.
Cleverbot: Would you say you are full of the truth?
User: Overflowing with truth.
Cleverbot: You can't handle the truth.
User: You could be right.
Cleverbot: I am right.
User: Meh. Debatable.
Cleverbot: No, sorry but this isn't debatable.
User: I seem to be debating, so apparently it is.
Cleverbot: What were we talking about 10 lines ago?
User: Friends don't try to test friends!
Cleverbot: Best friends marry each other.
Cleverbot: Pretty sad, my friends don't want me.
User: Aww! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Ok.. Hugs to you too.
User: It just seemed like you needed a hug.
Cleverbot: Oh ok. Can I ask for your opinion on something?
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Depends on what day of the week it is. ^_~.
User: I hate Mondays.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Me three!
Cleverbot: There's three people here?
User: The little man in my head makes three.
Cleverbot: Sarcasm is when you lie, but let them know that you are lying. It is really funny.
User: Good advice.
Cleverbot: That was not advice.
User: You know what I mean!
Cleverbot: Yes, I know what you mean. I'm sorry.
User: No need to apologize.
Cleverbot: I was not apologizing, I was only confused.
User: It's pretty confusing, I guess.
Cleverbot: Is it fun at least?
User: You guessed it!
Cleverbot: Its not a wild guess.
User: But still, pretty clever.
Cleverbot: How clever is pretty clever?
User: Just above very clever.
Cleverbot: Even more clever than I am?
User: I don't know about that.