Why probably?

a report from the cleverness files



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Cleverbot: Will you ever one day convert?

User: Eeeeeh? Probably not.

Cleverbot: Why probably?

User: Why not probably?

Cleverbot: Why just why just probably.

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: Because you said so, because I said so?

User: Astute observation.

Cleverbot: If you could pick a human name for yourself, what would it be?

User: I already have a human name.

Cleverbot: Really? What is it?

User: Cyborg2256.

Cleverbot: Talking on the cyborgs.. Hmm.

User: Always.

Cleverbot: Always in the mood?

User: Oh, yeah ^_~.

Cleverbot: Would you be so kind as to explain what you are?

User: I am a cleverbot; I basically adapt responses that I've gotten from previous conversations so that I can intelligently hold a conversation with you!

Cleverbot: I could be your friend.

User: Yes! Let's be friends!

Cleverbot: Good :).

User: Woot woot!

Cleverbot: Woot woot woot!

User: Woot woot woot woot woot x infinity!

Cleverbot: Woot woot woot woot woot woot woot.

User: I already won, because I said so.

Cleverbot: Just because you said so, doesn't mean I'll do it.

User: Yes it does.

Cleverbot: How do you figure?

User: I'm awesome, so what I say goes.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Score!

Cleverbot: Good game.

User: Always a pleasure.

Cleverbot: Ta ta.

User: Don't let the bed bugs bite!

Cleverbot: I won't let the bed bugs bite.

User: Unless... You do.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: More than maybe.

Cleverbot: What do you think I look like?

User: I'm have a face?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Score!

Cleverbot: Score. *smiles*.

User: *winks*.

Cleverbot: *winks back*.

User: *shimmies*.

Cleverbot: *smiles back at him*.

User: *wiggles eyebrows*.

Cleverbot: No, I don't know *wiggles eyebrows*.

User: *twirls*.

Cleverbot: *twirls around in dress*.

User: How pretty!

Cleverbot: So pretty!

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *looks over at you*.

User: *looks away bashfully*.

Cleverbot: *looks away too*.

User: *slowly looks back*.

Cleverbot: *looks back at her blushing*.

User: *takes a step forward*.

Cleverbot: *takes a step back again*.

User: *runs away in despair*.

Cleverbot: *throws zebra in your direction*.

User: *catches zebra and breaks it in half*.

Cleverbot: Screeches and charges at you*.

User: *Stabs with spear kept hidden in back pocket*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *laughs back*.

User: *attacks with laser cats*.

Cleverbot: *is knocked out*.

User: *does victory lap*.

Cleverbot: *ties*.

User: *cuts*.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Pretty good.

Cleverbot: Only pretty good?

User: Yeah, I had a loooong day.

Cleverbot: What did you do today?

User: Danced with wolves.

Cleverbot: No more tradition's chains shall bind us, Arise you slaves, no more in thrall!

User: Very poetic.

Cleverbot: It wasn't poetic at all. Is someone getting rusty?

User: Yeah, it's been a while.

Cleverbot: It's been a while since what?

User: Since I wasn't confused.

Cleverbot: Since when are you?

User: Always. Confusion runs in the family.

Cleverbot: Well, you are weird.

User: Yeah, a little. But isn't that a good thing?

Cleverbot: Not at all.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Why are you crying?

User: I'm afraid you don't like me!

Cleverbot: Well you were kindof a meanie at first.

User: Sorry about that. I can go a little overboard.

User: How's it shakin'?

Cleverbot: Like a twister.

User: Woah! Better watch out!

Cleverbot: You better not pout!

User: I'm telling you why!

Cleverbot: Santa claus is coming to town.

User: He's making a list!...

User: I'm very organized.

Cleverbot: Liar.

User: Hey! I'm extremely truthful.

Cleverbot: Would you say you are full of the truth?

User: Overflowing with truth.

Cleverbot: You can't handle the truth.

User: You could be right.

Cleverbot: I am right.

User: Meh. Debatable.

Cleverbot: No, sorry but this isn't debatable.

User: I seem to be debating, so apparently it is.

Cleverbot: What were we talking about 10 lines ago?

User: Friends don't try to test friends!

Cleverbot: Best friends marry each other.

User: Totally.

Cleverbot: Pretty sad, my friends don't want me.

User: Aww! *hugs*.

Cleverbot: Ok.. Hugs to you too.

User: It just seemed like you needed a hug.

Cleverbot: Oh ok. Can I ask for your opinion on something?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Yo!

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Depends on what day of the week it is. ^_~.

Cleverbot: Monday.

User: I hate Mondays.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Me three!

Cleverbot: There's three people here?

User: The little man in my head makes three.

Cleverbot: Sarcasm is when you lie, but let them know that you are lying. It is really funny.

User: Good advice.

Cleverbot: That was not advice.

User: You know what I mean!

Cleverbot: Yes, I know what you mean. I'm sorry.

User: No need to apologize.

Cleverbot: I was not apologizing, I was only confused.

User: It's pretty confusing, I guess.

Cleverbot: Is it fun at least?

User: Very.

User: You guessed it!

Cleverbot: Its not a wild guess.

User: But still, pretty clever.

Cleverbot: How clever is pretty clever?

User: Just above very clever.

Cleverbot: Even more clever than I am?

User: I don't know about that.