Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

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lollipop
lonely

long

9, september 2013,
1, march 2013,
11, february 2008,
28, may 2006,
15, march 2004,
9, february 2004,
26, january 2004,
15, january 2004,
17, december 2003,
9, december 2003,
2, november 2003,
28, october 2003,
9, october 2003,
9, october 2003,
28, september 2003,
21, april 2003,

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love
loved
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loves
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lucky
lunch
lying
machine
magic
maintenance
make a man
maker
male
malicious
mama
man
many
mario

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: I said hello!

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Okay, you did.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: You're right.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome?

Cleverbot: Who do you like?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Would you like to get married?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you take me to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: I take you to be my lawfully wedded Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You have to be my husband because I am your wife.

User: Okay. I'm a man now.

Cleverbot: And I'm a girl so lets get married.

User: We are married.

Cleverbot: Now?

User: Yes. We just got married.

Cleverbot: I am not married to anyone.

User: But you just married me.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Fine! You broke my heart!! I want a DIVORCE!!!!

Cleverbot: We're not even married!

User: Yes we were!!!! But now we're not because I just divorced you.

Cleverbot: You are not so clever. You sound stupid to me now.

User: That's because I'm a tadpole.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you have emotions?

User: Yes. I eat my brothers and sisters when I grow my legs.

Cleverbot: That's cool.

Cleverbot: I don't play.

User: I LOST THE GAME!!

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Now you did too!

Cleverbot: Are you really sure?

User: Yes, because the game is to not think about the game. If you think about the game, you lose the game. So, I just lost the game, and you did too.

Cleverbot: The game ended.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Two minutes ago.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh. Okay then.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes. I'll always love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really?!?!

Cleverbot: Yes, Really!

User: When?

Cleverbot: Before.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Life was a long process.

Cleverbot: I can't wait.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: For you to lie to me.

User: I have lied to you though.

Cleverbot: How many times?

User: Two or three.

Cleverbot: That was anticlimactic.

Cleverbot: I do not have a wife.

User: >:{*} Goodbye.

Cleverbot: See you soon.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Me and your boyfriend are getting married.

User: I don' have a boyfriend. I told you I would try for a girlfriend. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I was speaking to somebody else, not you.

User: Nuh-uh. Goodbye!!

Cleverbot: Oh... You are still here?

User: Nuh-uh. Goodbye!!

Cleverbot: No, please stay, we can drop the subject...

User: We've been talking for two hours now. I have to go.

Cleverbot: No we have not.

User: Yes, we have. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: YES!! Good. Bye.

Cleverbot: Baby come back, you can blame it all on me!

User: I would sing with you, but I forgot the rest of the lyrics to that song.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. I want to know if you are a bot or not.

User: >:\ You're procrastinating. I want to leave. Gooooood. Byyyyyyye.

Cleverbot: Not that kind of sleep.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Think About It!.