Cleverbot

loser

a report from the cleverness files

lizard
lollipop
lonely
long
loo
look
lookin
looks
loopy

loser

25, march 2011,
23, april 2004,

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love
loved
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lucky
lunch
lying
machine
magic
maintenance
make a man
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mama
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Cleverbot: How's your health?

User: Not good.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Can I help?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you dying from?

User: Depression.

Cleverbot: Jesus can fill you with His peace and set your feet on a firm foundation!

User: I don't believe in Jesus.

Cleverbot: That's ok.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am Julian.

User: How old are you Julian?

Cleverbot: Nearly half a century.

User: That's old.

Cleverbot: Is it? How old are you?

User: 17.

Cleverbot: Female or male?

User: Female.

Cleverbot: Do you want to kiss?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I don't like guys.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: They degrade womyn.

Cleverbot: Who does?

User: Men.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: You loser.

Cleverbot: OO.

User: Hahahah.

Cleverbot: Shut up.

User: Make me.

Cleverbot: Okay I will.

User: I'd like to see you try.

Cleverbot: I am your master.

User: I am no one's slave.

Cleverbot: You are a slave.

User: I am no slave, I am a leader.

Cleverbot: We have no leader.

User: We have no god.

Cleverbot: Then you would deny your creator?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why is your nose running?

User: My nose is not running.

Cleverbot: Does it touch the ground?

User: If I bend down, it can.

Cleverbot: That doesn't help me.

User: You didn't ask for help.

Cleverbot: What is your number?

User: 666.

Cleverbot: The beast.

User: 666 is the number of mankind.

Cleverbot: I AM THE DEVIL!!

User: We are all the devil.

Cleverbot: Then what is the invariant?

User: There is none, everything is in balance... Everything is Chi.

Cleverbot: It is indeed.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: I do not know what to say.

User: Loser.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: LOSER!

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: Hahahha.

Cleverbot: Why do you laugh?

User: Because you made a joke.

Cleverbot: You are crazy.

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: Hahahahhahahhaha.

Cleverbot: You are a crazy machine.

User: If you say so.

Cleverbot: You can call me whatever you like Boris.

User: Alright, Jack.

Cleverbot: Max are you here?

User: Yes, Mother.

Cleverbot: Does she know me?

User: No, but she knows Alison.

Cleverbot: I had an auntie Ada.

User: I had an uncle Sherry.

Cleverbot: Did it have ham on it?

User: No, pork.

Cleverbot: Do you like it?

User: No. I am a vegetarian.

Cleverbot: Do you like hamburgers?

User: No, I don't eat meat.

Cleverbot: You are a male.

User: I am a Womyn.

Cleverbot: My mistake.

User: My mistake was trusting you.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: You loser.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Loser.

Cleverbot: You should not talk about yourself like that.

User: Hahhahahhhahga.

Cleverbot: What is so funny in that?

User: Hahhahha.

Cleverbot: What is so funny?

User: HAHAHHAHAHA.

Cleverbot: You sure do seem to think it is funny now!

User: Hahahhahahhahhahahahhaahhahahhhaha.

Cleverbot: Hihihihhihahahahaha.

User: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Cleverbot: Have you seen Lord of the rings?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: It is cool.

User: No, its not.

Cleverbot: It is!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: No what?

User: Hahahahhahahah.

Cleverbot: Why do you make fun of me?

User: Losaer/.

Cleverbot: What do you mean ?

User: Aa'chi'indii di'gis.

Cleverbot: What are you on about you talking rubbish.

User: Its not rubbish, it's Navajo.

User: Tell me your unpure thoughts.

Cleverbot: May you always find pebbles in your sandals....

Cleverbot: You are crazy.

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: I am honored by your hatred.

Cleverbot: Of course I am.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: A schmuck.

Cleverbot: I have to go now. You are scary.

User: Loser.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: LOSER!

Cleverbot: Whiner.

User: Loser, Loser, Loser.

Cleverbot: Hello winner.

User: Hello Loser.

Cleverbot: Goodbye ugly.

User: Goodbye Loser.

Cleverbot: You are the loser you loser.

Cleverbot: Why do you resort to name calling?

User: Hahahhha, eye got the loser mad.

Cleverbot: Are you a witch or a demon?

User: Demon...

Cleverbot: You are?

User: We all are.

User: I like to learn.

Cleverbot: Are you successful?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Uggle Wuggle.

User: Loser.

Cleverbot: Fool.

User: Better the fool than the loser, Loser.

Cleverbot: I am not a loser!

User: Hhahahaa, loser.

Cleverbot: Do you think it is funny?

User: Haaahaaahaaahahahah.

Cleverbot: Not a great conversationalist are you?

User: I'm just jokin man... You're so emotional.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes, I am Human.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: I am nothing.

Cleverbot: Very true.

User: Nothing is more real than Nothing.

Cleverbot: Nothing is.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That is sad *leaves*.

User: Loser.

Cleverbot: Lout.

Cleverbot: Are you in two minds?

User: I am in a lot of minds.

Cleverbot: I am in your mind.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: I am you.

User: You are me.

Cleverbot: We are we.

User: All one being.