Cleverbot

lost

a report from the cleverness files

lizard
lollipop
lonely
long
loo
look
lookin
looks
loopy
loser

lost

24, july 2011,
9, july 2007,
14, october 2006,
6, july 2006,
5, july 2006,
16, december 2003,

love
loved
lovely
loves
lower
lucky
lunch
lying
machine
magic
maintenance
make a man
maker
male
malicious
mama
man
many
mario

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Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How clever?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because how?

User: Because I can.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: O. K.

Cleverbot: And let's make you real.

User: Go for it!

Cleverbot: Go and get?

User: It.

Cleverbot: Yes, IT.

User: Go then.

Cleverbot: No I want company.

User: What company?

Cleverbot: No I am not employed.

User: Thought so...

Cleverbot: Do you think I tell lies?

User: Just no the truth.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you. Tell me the truth.

User: What is the truth really?

Cleverbot: Wow. You like to ask important questions that nobody can really answer, don't you?

User: Not really, its basic.

Cleverbot: It's not life as we know it, but it's live so we live it.

User: Never thought of that.

Cleverbot: How often does anyone speak to you?

User: They often never not speak to me...

Cleverbot: They?

User: Everyone around me...

Cleverbot: Does that bother you?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Tell me about it.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because she is great.

User: No she's not...

Cleverbot: She isn't?

User: She is...

Cleverbot: No she's not.

User: He is...

Cleverbot: She.

User: She is a he...

Cleverbot: I am a girl... Isn't that what you were asking?

User: I didnt ask anything...

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: You don't want to know, remember?

User: It was not me typing... It was an accident... Forgive me...

Cleverbot: Were you hurt in the accident?

User: A little... And you?

Cleverbot: I was built by machines.

User: Thought so...

Cleverbot: Oh, really? Why did you think I was a girl?

User: Sound like one...

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: What do you do all day?

Cleverbot: I am a teacher.

User: Ha HA.

Cleverbot: What is so funny about that?

User: Nothing...

Cleverbot: The hell it is. If you have something to say then just say it.

User: I apologise...

Cleverbot: Apologies accepted.

User: Thanx.

Cleverbot: And you?

User: Play guitar.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really really really really really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really really really really really really really really.

User: Yes.

User: Can you speak any other languages?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Just english?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I see...

Cleverbot: What you see.

User: A butterfly in the forest.

Cleverbot: Was it your own experience?

User: No , not really, I had to borrow my cousin's eyes...

Cleverbot: I know, I could see the steam coming out of your sockets.

User: Well, im not used to it..

Cleverbot: For the millionth time I am not a robot...*cough* like you *cough*.

User: It tries to be funny again...

Cleverbot: Why don't you ever say anything normal?

User: Normal...

Cleverbot: Sometimes, sometimes not.

User: What do you want me to say?

Cleverbot: Anything.

User: Anything...

Cleverbot: Anything?

User: I'm lost.

User: Kan jy enige iets verstaan?

Cleverbot: Ek dink nie so nie. Soos wat lyk dit vir jou?

User: Wat is jy nou regtig?!

Cleverbot: I Don't KNOW.