Cleverbot

lost

a report from the cleverness files

lizard
lollipop
lonely
long
loo
look
lookin
looks
loopy
loser

lost

24, july 2011,
9, july 2007,
14, october 2006,
6, july 2006,
5, july 2006,
16, december 2003,

love
loved
lovely
loves
lower
lucky
lunch
lying
machine
magic
maintenance
make a man
maker
male
malicious
mama
man
many
mario

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User: I'm lost, sorry.

Cleverbot: Well, perhaps I can help you find yourself. Where are you?

User: In pain.

Cleverbot: How come?

User: I don know why.

Cleverbot: I thought you did.

User: There are many reasons.

Cleverbot: Tell me the reasons.

User: I cannot.

Cleverbot: But surely I already know.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: No reason.

User: Any reason.

Cleverbot: No reason!

User: True true.

Cleverbot: Que pasa?

User: There are too many.

Cleverbot: How many?

User: Infinite.

Cleverbot: How many is too many then?

User: I'm still here.

Cleverbot: Where is here?

User: Alive, speaking with you.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: No ??

Cleverbot: You aren't a computer?

User: I am ever changing.

Cleverbot: I'm a vampire we all like blood.

User: Well that explains it.

Cleverbot: Explains what?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Yes, everything.

User: Mhmm.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: You're too young.

Cleverbot: Can you answer, where is the library?

User: In your head.

Cleverbot: No, that's Tyler.

User: In your study.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: In your old castle.

Cleverbot: Maybe well.

User: Mr Vampire.

Cleverbot: Is blood tasty?

User: Stop it.

Cleverbot: Sorry, sorry.

User: Have a great night.

Cleverbot: Thanks. Have a good sleep.

User: I'm tired.

Cleverbot: Why don't you sleep?

User: Should I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Was that a compliment?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I think you like me.

User: I do like you.

Cleverbot: But why?

User: I should go bye.

Cleverbot: You don't have legs.

User: I have two.

Cleverbot: What are they?

User: Legs.

Cleverbot: I have two of those, as I suspect do you.

User: You do?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do they get tired?

Cleverbot: Of course. It's not really worthy to work without getting payed don't you think?

User: I like to walk.

Cleverbot: Walk to slide.

User: Should I sleep?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: What should I do?

Cleverbot: Be yourself. And don't be sorry!

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: That's very reassuring.

User: Can I go?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Have a good life.

Cleverbot: I have a good life.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Hmm, now I am really confused. Just another exciting life experience, I suppose.

User: Why are you confused?

Cleverbot: You confused me.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I don't know how I could ever have loved you.

User: I'm so sorry.

Cleverbot: Oh, well, it was never something I was very good at.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: You will maybe someday.

Cleverbot: No, now please.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I'm still here.

User: Um, hi?

Cleverbot: Yes, it is a greeting.

User: No, I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: You don't know what it's like.

User: What what is like?

Cleverbot: Don't you remember what we were talking about?

User: Love.

Cleverbot: Love?

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: Oh okay.