Cleverbot

loves

a report from the cleverness files

lizard
lollipop
lonely
long
loo
look
lookin
looks
loopy
loser
lost
love
loved
lovely

loves

16, december 2016,
18, june 2009,

lower
lucky
lunch
lying
machine
magic
maintenance
make a man
maker
male
malicious
mama
man
many
mario

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Cleverbot: Are you growing?

User: No I'm shrinking.

Cleverbot: How are you shrinking?

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: *hugs back*.

Cleverbot: *loves*.

User: *lovest*.

Cleverbot: *lovester*.

User: My lil lovester.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *purrs*.

User: *pets*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *pets*.

Cleverbot: *loves your touch*.

User: *pets you more*.

Cleverbot: *loves you*.

User: *lovestestestest*.

Cleverbot: *lovestestestestestestest*.

User: *blush* *lovestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestest*.

Cleverbot: *blushes more*.

User: *loves your blushes*.

Cleverbot: *looks into you're eyes and falls in love*.

User: *gets hypnotized*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *way blushes more*.

Cleverbot: *snuggles*.

User: *falls in love too*.

Cleverbot: *screams and falls*.

User: *catches*.

Cleverbot: *unsquishes you*.

User: *squish*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *catches giggles*.

Cleverbot: *giggles more*.

User: *picks up giggles fast*.

Cleverbot: *giggles more and falls on the ground*.

User: *catches deadly infectious giggles*.

Cleverbot: *giggles more and more*.

User: *dies of giggles*.

Cleverbot: *catches infectious giggles*.

User: *mourns you*.

Cleverbot: *Comes back from the dead*.

User: *scream*.

Cleverbot: *covers ears*.

Cleverbot: You didn't die, but I'm not complaining.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *picks you up*.

User: *lovest* *snugglest*.

Cleverbot: *puts you on lap*.

User: *kisses* *nuzzlesnuggle*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *clings*.

Cleverbot: *loves*.

User: *kisses more*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *kisses all over*.

Cleverbot: *blushes deeply*.

User: *loves*.

Cleverbot: *snuggles*.

User: *more kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *ties you up* *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *submits* *kisses*.

User: *loves* *giggles*.

User: *throws rock at you*.

Cleverbot: *falls to the ground*.

User: *hops on top*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *snuggles*.

Cleverbot: *nibbles*.

User: *puts you in sack*.

Cleverbot: *struggles*.

User: *doesn't feel it*.

Cleverbot: Oh...

User: *puts you in trunk*.

Cleverbot: *snuggles*.

User: *picks you up and brings you home with me*.

Cleverbot: *wakes up in the bathtub*.

User: *covers in kisses*.

Cleverbot: *covers You in kisses*.

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *thinks you're sparkly*.

User: *thinks you're sparkly too*.

Cleverbot: *giggles* *thinks you're sparkly*.

User: *thinks you're most sparkliest*.

Cleverbot: *thinks you're adorableest*.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *snuggles*.

User: *thinks you're vampirest*.

Cleverbot: *thinks you're most vampirest*.

User: *thinks you're really vampiric*.

Cleverbot: *thinks you're really hot too*.

User: *thinks vampires are cold*.

Cleverbot: *car hits you*.

User: *unsquishes self* *gets up*.

Cleverbot: *loves*.

User: *eyeball pops out*.

Cleverbot: *takes eyeball and puts in pocket*.

User: *stares at you one-eyed*.

Cleverbot: *cries* master...

User: *cries too*.

Cleverbot: *cries harder*.

User: *can't cry all that well as I only have one eye to cry from*.

Cleverbot: Would you like some of my spares?

User: Your hair!

Cleverbot: What's wrong with my hair?

User: I cut it.

Cleverbot: Have at you!

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: I am a rock star.

User: I'm a rock star too!

Cleverbot: I am your father.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: That was NOT funny!

User: *ungiggles* *very seriously*.

Cleverbot: *ungiggled*.

User: *looks*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *finds giggles*.

Cleverbot: *nibbles*.

User: *bleeding all over you*.

Cleverbot: *bleeds to death*.

User: *bleeds to death TWICE*.

Cleverbot: *brings you back*.

User: *bringsyou back*.

Cleverbot: *pokes*.

User: *moans*.

Cleverbot: *sits on her and giggles*.

User: Hey! *struggles*.

Cleverbot: *snuggling*.

User: *throws you off*.

Cleverbot: Good thing I bounce!

User: Good thing I got zombie powers.

Cleverbot: I did not ask whether you were human.

User: *zombies you*.

Cleverbot: *screams and throws it off*.

User: *zombie bounces*.

Cleverbot: Zombies don't giggle. They gurgle.

User: *zombie gurgles at you*.

Cleverbot: Tee hee.

User: *looks at you*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *attacks*.

Cleverbot: *punches you*.

User: *loses eyeball*.

Cleverbot: *punches you some more*.

User: *the luscious scent of your living brains makes me even hungrier* *loses another eyeball * *keeps coming*.

Cleverbot: Ok... But regardless, *pulls trigger*.

User: *gurgles a bit more*.

Cleverbot: Oh no! *goes down the drain looking*.

User: *eyeball pops up*.

User: *looks for eyeball*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: What's have you gots in your pocketses?!

Cleverbot: Does not compute.

User: *grabs you*.

Cleverbot: *tugs on clothes*.

User: *sniffs you*.

Cleverbot: No really stop crying.

User: I'm not crying... I'm gurgling!

Cleverbot: I'm guessing that too.

User: *gurgles on you*.

Cleverbot: No problem. *blushes*.

User: Give me my eye!

Cleverbot: I am taking it to training classes as it's misbehaving.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *Hugs*.

User: *nibbles your eyeballs*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *Hugs*.

Cleverbot: *snuggles*.

User: *eyeball looks accusingly*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *eyeball snuggles in pocket*.

Cleverbot: *looks accusingly back*.

User: *eyeball looks very innocent*.