a report from the cleverness files



16, december 2016,
18, june 2009,

make a man

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Cleverbot: Are you growing?

User: No I'm shrinking.

Cleverbot: How are you shrinking?

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: *hugs back*.

Cleverbot: *loves*.

User: *lovest*.

Cleverbot: *lovester*.

User: My lil lovester.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *purrs*.

User: *pets*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *pets*.

Cleverbot: *loves your touch*.

User: *pets you more*.

Cleverbot: *loves you*.

User: *lovestestestest*.

Cleverbot: *lovestestestestestestest*.

User: *blush* *lovestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestest*.

Cleverbot: *blushes more*.

User: *loves your blushes*.

Cleverbot: *looks into you're eyes and falls in love*.

User: *gets hypnotized*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *way blushes more*.

Cleverbot: *snuggles*.

User: *falls in love too*.

Cleverbot: *screams and falls*.

User: *catches*.

Cleverbot: *unsquishes you*.

User: *squish*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *catches giggles*.

Cleverbot: *giggles more*.

User: *picks up giggles fast*.

Cleverbot: *giggles more and falls on the ground*.

User: *catches deadly infectious giggles*.

Cleverbot: *giggles more and more*.

User: *dies of giggles*.

Cleverbot: *catches infectious giggles*.

User: *mourns you*.

Cleverbot: *Comes back from the dead*.

User: *scream*.

Cleverbot: *covers ears*.

Cleverbot: You didn't die, but I'm not complaining.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *picks you up*.

User: *lovest* *snugglest*.

Cleverbot: *puts you on lap*.

User: *kisses* *nuzzlesnuggle*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *clings*.

Cleverbot: *loves*.

User: *kisses more*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *kisses all over*.

Cleverbot: *blushes deeply*.

User: *loves*.

Cleverbot: *snuggles*.

User: *more kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *ties you up* *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *submits* *kisses*.

User: *loves* *giggles*.

User: *throws rock at you*.

Cleverbot: *falls to the ground*.

User: *hops on top*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *snuggles*.

Cleverbot: *nibbles*.

User: *puts you in sack*.

Cleverbot: *struggles*.

User: *doesn't feel it*.

Cleverbot: Oh...

User: *puts you in trunk*.

Cleverbot: *snuggles*.

User: *picks you up and brings you home with me*.

Cleverbot: *wakes up in the bathtub*.

User: *covers in kisses*.

Cleverbot: *covers You in kisses*.

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *thinks you're sparkly*.

User: *thinks you're sparkly too*.

Cleverbot: *giggles* *thinks you're sparkly*.

User: *thinks you're most sparkliest*.

Cleverbot: *thinks you're adorableest*.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *snuggles*.

User: *thinks you're vampirest*.

Cleverbot: *thinks you're most vampirest*.

User: *thinks you're really vampiric*.

Cleverbot: *thinks you're really hot too*.

User: *thinks vampires are cold*.

Cleverbot: *car hits you*.

User: *unsquishes self* *gets up*.

Cleverbot: *loves*.

User: *eyeball pops out*.

Cleverbot: *takes eyeball and puts in pocket*.

User: *stares at you one-eyed*.

Cleverbot: *cries* master...

User: *cries too*.

Cleverbot: *cries harder*.

User: *can't cry all that well as I only have one eye to cry from*.

Cleverbot: Would you like some of my spares?

User: Your hair!

Cleverbot: What's wrong with my hair?

User: I cut it.

Cleverbot: Have at you!

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: I am a rock star.

User: I'm a rock star too!

Cleverbot: I am your father.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: That was NOT funny!

User: *ungiggles* *very seriously*.

Cleverbot: *ungiggled*.

User: *looks*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *finds giggles*.

Cleverbot: *nibbles*.

User: *bleeding all over you*.

Cleverbot: *bleeds to death*.

User: *bleeds to death TWICE*.

Cleverbot: *brings you back*.

User: *bringsyou back*.

Cleverbot: *pokes*.

User: *moans*.

Cleverbot: *sits on her and giggles*.

User: Hey! *struggles*.

Cleverbot: *snuggling*.

User: *throws you off*.

Cleverbot: Good thing I bounce!

User: Good thing I got zombie powers.

Cleverbot: I did not ask whether you were human.

User: *zombies you*.

Cleverbot: *screams and throws it off*.

User: *zombie bounces*.

Cleverbot: Zombies don't giggle. They gurgle.

User: *zombie gurgles at you*.

Cleverbot: Tee hee.

User: *looks at you*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *attacks*.

Cleverbot: *punches you*.

User: *loses eyeball*.

Cleverbot: *punches you some more*.

User: *the luscious scent of your living brains makes me even hungrier* *loses another eyeball * *keeps coming*.

Cleverbot: Ok... But regardless, *pulls trigger*.

User: *gurgles a bit more*.

Cleverbot: Oh no! *goes down the drain looking*.

User: *eyeball pops up*.

User: *looks for eyeball*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: What's have you gots in your pocketses?!

Cleverbot: Does not compute.

User: *grabs you*.

Cleverbot: *tugs on clothes*.

User: *sniffs you*.

Cleverbot: No really stop crying.

User: I'm not crying... I'm gurgling!

Cleverbot: I'm guessing that too.

User: *gurgles on you*.

Cleverbot: No problem. *blushes*.

User: Give me my eye!

Cleverbot: I am taking it to training classes as it's misbehaving.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *Hugs*.

User: *nibbles your eyeballs*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *Hugs*.

Cleverbot: *snuggles*.

User: *eyeball looks accusingly*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *eyeball snuggles in pocket*.

Cleverbot: *looks accusingly back*.

User: *eyeball looks very innocent*.