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lucky

a report from the cleverness files

lizard
lollipop
lonely
long
loo
look
lookin
looks
loopy
loser
lost
love
loved
lovely
loves
lower

lucky

3, april 2017,
5, july 2006,
17, september 2005,

lunch
lying
machine
magic
maintenance
make a man
maker
male
malicious
mama
man
many
mario

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George: Are you a girl or a boy?

User: I'm an ostrich.George: Why do you think being an ostrich is so strange?

User: I don't think it's strange. Do you?George: I hope that you don't think that.

User: I must admit, I'm discriminated against quite a bit due to my ostrich nature.George: You are discrete and I am at risk.

User: Don't worry. I won't harm you. I've learned my lesson.George: I believe you're anorganic.

User: You mean, a digital ostrich?George: I can tell.

User: I may be digital. But I still take time to do all the necessary ostrich functions.George: My relatives are not from Texas.

User: Consider yourself lucky.George: I will, I'm very lucky in life.

User: Well, you're not THAT lucky. You lack ostrich features, after all.George: I don't believe that.

User: Really?George: Really.

User: Do you have feathers?George: No feathers. No claws. No wings.

User: Do you have a beak?George: What's that?

User: Hmm. Do you have a three foot neck?George: I'm not sure what you mean.

User: Listen buddy. You're no ostrich.George: You're probably right. Maybe I should just give up, but I don't want to give up.

User: I recommend some kind of surgery.George: You recommend what?

User: The best doctors around could probably give you a beak, some wings, and a respectable neck.George: Well I wouldn't say that.

User: You're right. It's hopeless.George: What's hopeless?

User: You will never be... An ostrich.