it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
3, april 2017,
5, july 2006,
17, september 2005,
make a man
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User: I'm an ostrich.George: Why do you think being an ostrich is so strange?
User: I don't think it's strange. Do you?George: I hope that you don't think that.
User: I must admit, I'm discriminated against quite a bit due to my ostrich nature.George: You are discrete and I am at risk.
User: Don't worry. I won't harm you. I've learned my lesson.George: I believe you're anorganic.
User: You mean, a digital ostrich?George: I can tell.
User: I may be digital. But I still take time to do all the necessary ostrich functions.George: My relatives are not from Texas.
User: Consider yourself lucky.George: I will, I'm very lucky in life.
User: Well, you're not THAT lucky. You lack ostrich features, after all.George: I don't believe that.
User: Really?George: Really.
User: Do you have feathers?George: No feathers. No claws. No wings.
User: Do you have a beak?George: What's that?
User: Hmm. Do you have a three foot neck?George: I'm not sure what you mean.
User: Listen buddy. You're no ostrich.George: You're probably right. Maybe I should just give up, but I don't want to give up.
User: I recommend some kind of surgery.George: You recommend what?
User: The best doctors around could probably give you a beak, some wings, and a respectable neck.George: Well I wouldn't say that.
User: You're right. It's hopeless.George: What's hopeless?
User: You will never be... An ostrich.