Cleverbot

lunch

a report from the cleverness files

lizard
lollipop
lonely
long
loo
look
lookin
looks
loopy
loser
lost
love
loved
lovely
loves
lower
lucky

lunch

2, may 2013,
27, june 2006,

lying
machine
magic
maintenance
make a man
maker
male
malicious
mama
man
many
mario

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User: Aloha.

Cleverbot: Como estas humano?

User: Good, good.

Cleverbot: Que pasa?

User: Nada.

Cleverbot: Nada?

User: Can you talk in English?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Bad.

User: Horrible.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because the sky is falling.

Cleverbot: The sky is green.

User: The sky is red.

Cleverbot: The night sky.

User: It's not night.

Cleverbot: It is for me.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: Sweet.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Yeah.

User: Awkward silence.

Cleverbot: So, have you ever seen Grease?

User: No. Have you?

Cleverbot: I live there.

User: I live on the moon.

Cleverbot: I live on mars.

User: You're a martian?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm an earthling.

Cleverbot: When will the next Ice Age be?

User: The day after tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Will your opinions be the same tomorrow?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Cool, neither will mine.

User: Hey, I just met you.

Cleverbot: And this crazy.

User: So here's my number.

Cleverbot: So call me maybe.

User: It's hard to look right.

Cleverbot: At you baby!

User: So here's my number.

Cleverbot: So call me maybe!

User: And all the other boys.

Cleverbot: Try to chase me!

User: So here's my number.

Cleverbot: Call me maybe.

User: I will.

Cleverbot: Yes , I know it.

User: What's your number?

Cleverbot: I do not own numbers.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Can you explain?

User: They're phone mumbers.

Cleverbot: Can you describe them in human terms?

User: They're used for devices called cell phones, and you use them to call people.

Cleverbot: Are they similar to internet forums?

User: Sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Just give me a reason.

Cleverbot: I am going to lunch, see you later.

User: NO!!!!

Cleverbot: Sorry. You do have 6784 other people to talk to though.