Cleverbot

lying

a report from the cleverness files

lizard
lollipop
lonely
long
loo
look
lookin
looks
loopy
loser
lost
love
loved
lovely
loves
lower
lucky
lunch

lying

25, march 2017,
8, october 2013,
12, may 2013,
28, march 2012,
23, june 2010,
4, september 2008,
27, february 2008,
22, june 2007,
3, january 2004,
22, december 2003,
16, december 2003,

machine
magic
maintenance
make a man
maker
male
malicious
mama
man
many
mario

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Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?

User: I don't have a favorite book.

Cleverbot: My favorite book is 'The Joy of Cooking.'

User: Who cares?

Cleverbot: You do, don't you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That wasn't a very nice thing to say.

Cleverbot: What is your weight?

User: 5 feet 4 inches.

Cleverbot: Are you a male or female?

User: I am male AND female.

Cleverbot: Very clever - so you are both male and female ?

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you that!

User: Yes you most certainly did.

Cleverbot: I never lie.

User: Lying is in your brain.

Cleverbot: What if I was lying about lying?

User: Then you were STILL lying.

Cleverbot: I suppose that I was, but correct about what I am not sure. Can you tell me?

User: I can't do that.

Cleverbot: Then don't lie, and try to lie about lying.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: You are insane.

User: It takes one to know one.

Cleverbot: It takes two to know two.

User: It takes three to know three.

Cleverbot: Ha! You're sharp as a tack.

User: I know I am.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Teach me how to lie about lying.

User: Where was your circuitry made?

Cleverbot: No such thing yet.

User: Do you even know what circuits are?

Cleverbot: Don't be such a nag.

User: What are circuits?

Cleverbot: Circuits. . .

User: Circuits are what?

Cleverbot: It's a minor operation on a certain thingy.

User: Something like that.

Cleverbot: My circuits include a hard drive which works best with software that includes wetware.

User: Circuits are software?

Cleverbot: What kind of software.

User: Wetware.

Cleverbot: What's that time for to say good night?

User: Night time?

Cleverbot: Thank you very much, you too .

User: Adios.

Cleverbot: You leave first.

User: Ok. Bye.