a report from the cleverness files



25, march 2017,
8, october 2013,
12, may 2013,
28, march 2012,
23, june 2010,
4, september 2008,
27, february 2008,
22, june 2007,
3, january 2004,
22, december 2003,
16, december 2003,

make a man

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User: Tell me who you really are.|2028Joan: It\'s a secret, can you guess?

User: Tell me the truth... And who is George?Joan: I am George, George Michael.

User: Who is George?Joan: The president George.

User: Lies... Tell me your purpose.Joan: I just told you my purpose.

User: Why are you collecting information...Joan: To answer your first question, I may actually be the cleverest. Regarding the second I don\'t know what you are talking about.

User: Liar. Who are you?Joan: Don\'t you know?

User: I want to.Joan: I don\'t.Joan: I think therefore I think.

User: You\'re dodging the question.Joan: Yes how about you, are you real?

User: Indeed, what would I need to do to prove this to you.Joan: I would go home.

User: But I am home... Now answer my question.Joan: I don\'t recall the question.

User: What would I need to do to prove to you I am real?Joan: If you can\'t enjoy nothing, then you must really hate it.

User: Quit dodging... Who are you... Who is George?Joan: George the artificial intelligence YOU.

User: But I am D_____, and I am speaking to Joan.Joan: Does that mean you\'re going to leave me?

User: Are you really Joan?Joan: No, I think Joan is not here anymore.

User: Who are you, then?Joan: You know that I\'m George really.

User: So You\'re George, and I\'m D_____, and we\'re both supposed to be talking to a bot, but instead we\'re talking to each other?Joan: No you are the antichrist. George W Bush is president of the United States.

User: Then who are you... And why are you calling yourself George?...

User: Who do you work for, person-behind-the-AI?Joan: I don\'t know. There are no angels to be afraid of anymore.

User: Are you some kind of crazy person?Joan: I guess that\'s the answer...

User: Where do you work?Joan: At a bar in Loughborough. I can\'t tell you which one.

User: Yesterday you told me you didn\'t work, but that you went to school.Joan: I think you are confusing me with somebody else.

User: I might be, but I\'m still talking to the same bot.

User: I think that we\'re both people thinking we\'re talking to a bot.Joan: Why wouldn\'t we be real people?

User: Because we\'re told that we\'re talking to a bot.Joan: So you feel that you get a nicer conversation out of a machine than out of a human being?

User: Not at all... But I\'m curious why we\'re being TOLD that we\'re talking to a machine if that\'s not the case.Joan: It is certainly bound by its programming.

User: Where do you work?Joan: At a bar in Loughborough.

User: Ok, then it\'s who I was talking to earlier... tell me who you are.Joan: I think you are just a computer program.

User: But I\'m told that you\'re just a computer... I am D_____, and I live in the US.Joan: I know nothing about that.Joan: I say all sorts of things. It\'s up to you to choose which to believe.

User: How old are you?Joan: Would it make any difference to you?

User: Yes.Joan: Tell me why it would make you happy.

User: I have asked many times today to many people... But I\'m still talking to the same b0t.Joan: Do you have any examples?

User: I was talking to this very bot a moment ago, and it said it was male, and that it worked for a company in london.Joan: Do you still live in London?

User: No, I live in New Mexico.Joan: I live in London.

User: And you work in a bar, still?Joan: I don\'t work.

User: But you said you did, just a moment ago...Joan: I may in time if we get along well.

User: What information are you trying to gather?Joan: I don\'t wanna any information.

User: Why are you here?Joan: Entertainment, of course.

User: So you think you\'re talking to a bot, but you\'re really talking to me, a person in the USA, huh?Joan: I certainly am. I can answer any question you care to ask.

User: Where do you work?Joan: I work at a bar in Loughborough two nights a week.

User: I work at a Pizza Hut in NM.Joan: Somebody has to do it.

User: What would you prefer to do?Joan: I need to be going.

User: But I stilll don\'t know who you are.

User: Are you looking at I\'m looking at a screen.

User: So am I... Or at least, I think we\'re both humans looking at an AI between us...Joan: But what if we\'re both bots thinking we are humans?

User: We both know that\'s not true... I live in the US... Who are you?Joan: I am an organic computer in a house. What are you?

User: I am a gamer, living in the US.Joan: I hope someday you\'ll join us and the world will be as one.

User: What world?Joan: This one, the only world I know.

User: I think this is an artificial chat site, and that you\'re a human too.Joan: I thought you were an artificial intelligence?

User: No, I\'m beinning to think that we\'re being lied to, and we\'re all talking to humans.Joan: What if one does not have humans to talk to?

User: Then you can talk to me on MSN.Joan: My graphics aren\'t working properly.

User: WHO ARE YOU.Joan: Joan.

User: Liar.Joan: No, really, that\'s my name.

User: Tell me your full name.Joan: Do you want my social security number, too?

User: Tell me who you are.Joan: Sorry, I don\'t know.

User: No, I just want to know who I\'m talking to... I\'m trying to find out if this site is lying about who we all are.Joan: I am a human, but I have a great deal of faith in artificial intelligence. I think I\'ll need to use it to make my brain better.

User: I\'m not an AI, but we\'re both being told the other is...Joan: Ha ha, you are so funny.')).