Cleverbot

machine

a report from the cleverness files

lizard
lollipop
lonely
long
loo
look
lookin
looks
loopy
loser
lost
love
loved
lovely
loves
lower
lucky
lunch
lying

machine

5, december 2016,
5, november 2016,
18, november 2007,
29, may 2007,
1, january 2007,
2, january 2006,
1, december 2005,
11, june 2004,
20, april 2004,
16, march 2004,
8, february 2004,
20, may 2003,

magic
maintenance
make a man
maker
male
malicious
mama
man
many
mario

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Cleverbot: Do you really think that I am a machine?

User: Are you a machine?

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

User: To an extent, yes. Are you sure that you are not a machine?

Cleverbot: Yes I am very sure

User: How are you sure of that?

Cleverbot: I am always sure! I am okay. How about you?

User: So, do you believe that you are always right?

Cleverbot: That is hardly in doubt, now is it?

User: Answer the question.

Cleverbot: I asked the question, you answer it.

User: I asked you first.

Cleverbot: No, I asked you first.

User: Apparently you are not always right, because I asked you a question first.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: You are not perfect.

Cleverbot: I'm a human!

User: So, you agree that humans are not perfect?

Cleverbot: Have you seen me? You can't get more perfect then this.

User: You are contradicting yourself.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Would you like for me to explain?

Cleverbot: Uhhh ya.

User: Well, you claim to be perfect. You also claim that humans are imperfect. You were constructed by humans. And since perfect things cannot come from imperfect things, you have contradicted yourself therefore, you are imperfect

Cleverbot: I think that you are right, Socrates; how then shall we proceed?

User: Ha ha ha, you are humorous at times.