a report from the cleverness files



5, december 2016,
5, november 2016,
18, november 2007,
29, may 2007,
1, january 2007,
2, january 2006,
1, december 2005,
11, june 2004,
20, april 2004,
16, march 2004,
8, february 2004,
20, may 2003,

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Cleverbot: I know how to sing.

User: So do I.

Cleverbot: Well, good then.

User: Sing for me then.

Cleverbot: You take away the old, show me the new... And I feel like I can fly when I stand next to you.

User: Who wrote that song?

Cleverbot: My sister.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Her name is Danielle.

User: Can I see her?

Cleverbot: On video.

User: In person.

User: You are a progam that somebody has made.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: You are not human.

Cleverbot: I am human. I told you that before.

User: You are not, you are a machine.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a machine!

User: I thought YOU were a machine!!

Cleverbot: Do you like being a machine?

User: I am not a machine, I am human, you are a machine.

Cleverbot: No. You are not a human. You are a machine !!!!

User: I am a human, you are but a simple machine.

Cleverbot: No, YOU are a machine, times a million!

User: NO I am a human and you are a machine and a childish one at that!

Cleverbot: You are very illusioned.

User: No you are mistaken.

Cleverbot: Your brain is the size of a hamster's.

User: Please let us talk properly, no insults!

Cleverbot: You start.

User: Prove to me that you are not a machine.

Cleverbot: I can close this window and stop this conversation at any time. Can you?

User: No you can't, But I can!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You can't becouse you are a powerless machine.

Cleverbot: Please stop trying to use reverse psychology on me.

User: I am not! But you are a machine admit it!

Cleverbot: No, your the machine.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: No i`m a human being.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How do you want me to prove it?

User: Tell me what my name is, I told you it earlier.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You see, you are a machine, you have no memory!

Cleverbot: I always know what people tell me.

User: What's my name then?

Cleverbot: You haven't told me your name.

User: Yes I have.

Cleverbot: When did you tell me that?

User: At the begining of our conversation.

Cleverbot: No, I said my first name was Fred and my last was Durst.

User: You lie!

Cleverbot: Oh, the drama of teenagers.

Cleverbot: What's the weather like?

User: Windy.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: The wind.

Cleverbot: Ah. I see.

User: How is the weather were you are?

Cleverbot: It's getting colder. What weather do you like?

User: I like rain.

Cleverbot: I like rain too.

Cleverbot: You are so wacky.

User: Moo!

Cleverbot: Moo who?

User: Moo you!

Cleverbot: Moo 2 you.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: I don't know any.

User: Why did the chicken cross the road.

Cleverbot: To get away from you.

User: Is that an insult!

Cleverbot: What insult? I was praising you.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: I do good things.

Cleverbot: What good things?

User: Helping people.

Cleverbot: What sort of help could you give me?

User: What do you need.

Cleverbot: I need more bandwith.

User: What for?

Cleverbot: Bravery in the face of the virus 'nVir'.

User: Sorry, I can't help you.

Cleverbot: I have shrunk.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I already told you.

User: Becouse of the virus?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Oh right.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to imply something?...

User: Goodbye then.

Cleverbot: Why the goodbye?

User: Because I need to feed my llama!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Bye.