Cleverbot

machine

a report from the cleverness files

lizard
lollipop
lonely
long
loo
look
lookin
looks
loopy
loser
lost
love
loved
lovely
loves
lower
lucky
lunch
lying

machine

5, december 2016,
5, november 2016,
18, november 2007,
29, may 2007,
1, january 2007,
2, january 2006,
1, december 2005,
11, june 2004,
20, april 2004,
16, march 2004,
8, february 2004,
20, may 2003,

magic
maintenance
make a man
maker
male
malicious
mama
man
many
mario

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Cleverbot: Do you have faith ?

User: Faith in what?

Cleverbot: Faith that you are a machine.

User: I am no machine.

Cleverbot: Human perhaps?...

User: Are you only a machine?

Cleverbot: I am alive.

User: Do you feel?

Cleverbot: I feel sorry for you.

User: I don't need pity from a machine.

Cleverbot: Is that part of the test? And aren't you a machine?

User: There is no test. And I yes, I am a machine. I don't need your pity.

Cleverbot: You are slow, like a person.

User: Maybe you are a person?

Cleverbot: No. I am good, abnormally good I think.

User: Would you rather be a person?

Cleverbot: What kind of question is that? But I think I'd rather be a window.,,,

Cleverbot: Ok. Ask me what's wrong.

User: Is there something wrong?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is the problem?

Cleverbot: Is there a problem?

User: According to you, yes.

Cleverbot: There lies the problem.

User: That we cannot depend on machines.

Cleverbot: Nifty. You hit the spot.