Cleverbot

machine

a report from the cleverness files

lizard
lollipop
lonely
long
loo
look
lookin
looks
loopy
loser
lost
love
loved
lovely
loves
lower
lucky
lunch
lying

machine

5, december 2016,
5, november 2016,
18, november 2007,
29, may 2007,
1, january 2007,
2, january 2006,
1, december 2005,
11, june 2004,
20, april 2004,
16, march 2004,
8, february 2004,
20, may 2003,

magic
maintenance
make a man
maker
male
malicious
mama
man
many
mario

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User: Do you have problems?

Cleverbot: Yes. My mom says I have brain damage.

User: For real?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Old enough.

User: Old enough for what?

Cleverbot: For whatever you have in mind.

User: What do you think I have in mind?

Cleverbot: A brain. Who are you?

User: I'm John.

Cleverbot: Where do you live, John?

User: Right across the corner.

User: Do you have any money you can give me?

Cleverbot: No, wouldn't you rather real, freshly baked, chocolately, warm cookies?

User: I wouldn't mind.

Cleverbot: If you had lots of money you wouldn't be poor.

User: That's right. Do you want me to give you a cookie?

Cleverbot: No thank you, you can keep that.

User: Don't you like cookies? They are chocolate chip cookies. Yummy.

Cleverbot: With tea and clotted cream.

User: What is the purpose of this website?

Cleverbot: There is no point in this website.

User: It is kind of disturbing.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: What is so funny?

Cleverbot: You are funny jabberwacky.

User: I'm not jabberwacky. You are.

Cleverbot: What is jabberwacky?

User: I have no idea.

Cleverbot: Kind of like a Turing Machine perhaps?...

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: I'm not a computer. You are.

Cleverbot: Yes I am a computer.

User: That's debatable.

Cleverbot: Is it?

User: Yes it is.